PTH July Installment

Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Noreen
Date: 21 Jul 03 - 07:53 AM

Thanks for sharing that, Karen... :0)

Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 21 Jul 03 - 04:14 AM

Well hellooooo Nik Nak..!! xx

And KJ, that was a lovely evening. Many thanks for that. Rachel and Steph had a really nice time too. Will let u know when we can return the hospitality.

Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: smallpiper
Date: 19 Jul 03 - 04:24 PM

Niknak sez coooooooeeeeeeeeee!

Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: KJ
Date: 19 Jul 03 - 04:05 PM

I've had to come & share this with you. We're in that sort of chilling,twilight mood, sitting outside watching the swifts & martins soaring in the sky with the sun glinting off their wings, listening to Oakley's 2nd of May......can life ever be better?

Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: KJ
Date: 19 Jul 03 - 03:55 PM

Hic...! Good night last night folks, thanks for coming. Next week I will be mostly practising how to stay sober, but this weekend....................

Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: smallpiper
Date: 19 Jul 03 - 07:23 AM

oops

Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: smallpiper
Date: 19 Jul 03 - 06:03 AM

Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: smallpiper
Date: 18 Jul 03 - 06:21 AM

Have a great time at Tolpuddle Osson

Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 18 Jul 03 - 06:21 AM

And you can't break the oath of a Tolpuddle man! Have a good one, Michael.

Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: ossonflags
Date: 18 Jul 03 - 05:55 AM

" fairwell to my familly, 'tis now I must leave you".................

Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 18 Jul 03 - 05:42 AM

wow.....thanks dude x

Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: smallpiper
Date: 18 Jul 03 - 05:39 AM

Impecably my good man I was proud of you. And summit else I would just like to say you are an exceptional guitarist. I mean I've known for a while that you are good but listening to you last night - the stuff you were playing when Nikki and I arrived and the stuff you did in the interval....man that was good!

Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 18 Jul 03 - 05:36 AM

Thanks John. I had a nice evening, though was a tad inebriated when I got home! Did I behave?

Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: smallpiper
Date: 18 Jul 03 - 05:09 AM

Well that was a canny gig!

Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 17 Jul 03 - 10:43 AM

Roll on tonight....

Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 17 Jul 03 - 06:31 AM

Yep,sounds,familiar,John!
it,looks,like,they,are,trying,to,say,your,rent,is
exissivley,expensive.
They,tried,this,with,me,a,few,years,ago,
luckily,one,of,my,mates,is,a,Chartered-Surveyor!
it,still,took,me,about,3,months,to,get,it,sorted,though.
Your,rent,does,not,sound,exessive,[going,rate,is,about
£300pcm]
it,will,almost,,certainly,get,sorted,out,and,you,will,eventually
get,all,the,money,you,are,owed.
its,just,all,the,buearocracy,and,bullshit,that,you,dont,need
ie,having,to,claim,income,support,to,make,your,money,up,to
the,£55,or,whatever,it,is,nowadays.

Anyway,surely,all,this,bullshit,must,cost,them,a,lot,extra
to,administer,the,benefits?
If,these,bastards,got,their,acts,together,they,could,pay,
everybody,on,benefit,a,few,pound,extra.

Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: smallpiper
Date: 17 Jul 03 - 06:21 AM

Once again thanks for the advice jOhn - I've done that. I'm waiting on a reply from the bugers at East riding.

Deanie dammn!

Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 17 Jul 03 - 06:18 AM

I don't know anybody who will pay for your body.

Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 17 Jul 03 - 06:16 AM

John-Max-Gold=01482-224900
I,can,definetley,reccomend,both,Max,and,Sharon.
Max,represented,me,the,last,time,the,Council-Tax,bastards
tried,to,lock,me,up.
I,used,to,claim,dole,during,the,summer,as,the,work,I,do,is,seasonal.
but,as,I,also,do,short-contract,work
i,decided,it,just,isn't,worth,the,hassle!
I,no,longer,claim,any,state,benefits,
but,know,from,experience,that,the,housing-benefit,people
are,absolutely,blody,useless,and,work,at,a,snails,pace.

Until,you,get,the,situation,sorted,it,is,worth,contacting,
all,companys,you,owe,money,to[loans,credit,cards,etc]
explain,the,problem,to,them,and,ask,them,tofreeze,the,interest
and,offer,them,couple,of,quid,a,week,etc.
good,luck.john

Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: smallpiper
Date: 17 Jul 03 - 06:13 AM

Deanie; no what?
Lars

Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: smallpiper
Date: 17 Jul 03 - 06:11 AM

Cheers jOhn

I've launched an appeal (did it straight away) phoned the buggers up and gave them hell. Emailed them straight after with the details of my appeal. Do you know what they said.... They can't do anything because decisions are made by an independant assessor who has visited the property and made calculations based on the size of the flat and the area it is in! No bastard has ever visited this flat thats for sure! However they will look at my appeal and consider it within the next 6 weeks, meanwhile I can apply for Income support. These people clearly have no idea about how additional stress like this can set a persons recovery back by months! Fooking bastards!

Anyway Sorry to go on about this here but I just had to sound off!

Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 17 Jul 03 - 06:05 AM

And Lars, No.

Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 17 Jul 03 - 06:03 AM

Top advice, jOhn.

Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 17 Jul 03 - 05:56 AM

John-Contact,DRAS.
Get,an,appeal,in,at,Kenworthy,House,ASAP
and,if,you,have,one,get,your,
CPN/Keyworker,on,the,case.

There,is,a,minimum,amount,that,you,should,get,to,live,on
i,m,not,sure,exactly,but,im,almost,certain,its,around
£55.a,week
Also,contact,Sharon-Harvey
(she,is,a,laywer,that,specialises,in,benefit,problems)
I,dont,have,her,number,to,hand,
but,she,can,be,contacted,through,Max-Gold
it,wont,cost,you,anything,to,see,her,its,free.
get,on,to,them,today,the,sooner,the,better.

Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: smallpiper
Date: 17 Jul 03 - 05:34 AM

I AM ANGRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The fooking stupid bastards who work for local gov are shits!
Here's the tale.. I am on long term sick (stress related) and get an income of £64.35 per week (woopie) my rent on my flat is £74.59 per week they were paying it for me so that was nice and I was getting along ok. Now they've decided that they are paying me too much and have reduced my housing benefit by £21.22 per week leaving me with £43.13 to live on!!!!!!!! (sorry to go on about this here but it is music related in that I will no longer be able to afford to go to sessions)

So tonight may well be the last PTH gig I go to for a while.

Know anyboby who will pay me for my body?

Local Gov bastards!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 17 Jul 03 - 04:55 AM

I have checked my diary and, yes, I believe I'll be able to make it to the Foresters tonight. Looking forward to it, its a nice atmosphere in there when there's a few in.

KJ, can u pm me directions to your shindig on Friday? Never been to your house. Myself and Mrs DeMister may well put in an appearance, if thats ok?

Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 17 Jul 03 - 02:29 AM

youi,can,have,some,Aldi,baked-beings,instead
but,they,are,crap,9realy,runny,and,taste,of,plastic0
aldi,is,rubbish,i,wil,go,to,asda,next,time.john

Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 17 Jul 03 - 02:26 AM

Mick-I,havent,got,any,babies
if,i,did,you,woulld,be,welcome,to,them
babies,are,rubbish,they,cry,all,the,time
and,they,are,boring.

Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: ossonflags
Date: 17 Jul 03 - 02:23 AM

Last chance to see the infamouse Punch the Horse for a few weeks.Playing at the "Foresters" in Beverley tonight(start0 Come early to avoid dissapointment.My spies tell me we are in for a packed night.
Charabang loads coming from Hull and district.

Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: ossonflags
Date: 17 Jul 03 - 02:06 AM

I love you John and I want to have your babies.

Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 17 Jul 03 - 01:19 AM

Didnt,he,have,a,go,at,farming,for,a,while,as,well?
{growing,veg,etc],or,was,that,his,brother?

Ps,i,bought,some,baked-beings,from,Aldi.
they,are,rubbish,they,taste,of,plastic
and,the,sauce,is,too,runny
and,soaks,right,into,the,toast.

Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 17 Jul 03 - 01:12 AM

I,reckon,he,was,a,bit,of,a,jack-of-all-trades,
first-aider/medic[helping,the,sick,etc]
chef,[feeding,5000]
barman[turn,water,to,wine,etc]
bouncer/door-supervisor[kicking,the,bad,guys,out,of,temples]

Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 17 Jul 03 - 01:04 AM

ps,I,know,he,helped,people,etc
I,was,just,wondering,what,he,put,on,his,passport-forms.
if,he,put=
Name=Jesus
Occupation=Son-of-God
they,might,think,he,was,showing,off,a,bit.

Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 17 Jul 03 - 12:58 AM

aNyway=What,did,Jesus,do,for,a,living?
I,know,his,dad,called,Joseph,was,a,joiner
and,his,mam,was,a,housewife/virgin
but,what,did,he,do?

Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Raggytash
Date: 16 Jul 03 - 07:01 PM

Who, Pray tell, is Mick ..............Ah Ossenflags, a case of .........mistaken identity

Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Noreen
Date: 16 Jul 03 - 03:46 PM

Ah you will, Mick, you will!

(Who wrote this script???!)

Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Raggytash
Date: 16 Jul 03 - 03:42 PM

What ! A small brass tack for holding upholstery on chairs, perish the thought

Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: smallpiper
Date: 16 Jul 03 - 12:51 PM

So Raggy are you implying that I'm a stud!

Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: GUEST,ossonflags
Date: 16 Jul 03 - 12:41 PM

I wish I had said that norreen...........

Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Noreen
Date: 16 Jul 03 - 11:37 AM

To paraphrse Mr Wilde:
There is only one thing worse than having your user name corrupted, and that is











NOT having your user name corrupted.

Sireen

Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Raggytash
Date: 16 Jul 03 - 11:23 AM

Have a care Palm Pliers, with a name that is also an anagram for "A SPERM PIll" I feel you may be at a disadvantage

Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: smallpiper
Date: 16 Jul 03 - 10:57 AM

Dear Sweetfart and Skiptwat having had to endure from both of you various corruptions of my user name I think that you should accept these new names with the grace and favour suited to people of your high standing and accept the fact that it is infact an honor to have your names corrupted in such a way.
Love
Lars Pimple

Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: GUEST,Skiptwat
Date: 16 Jul 03 - 09:05 AM

Charmed!

Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: sweetfire
Date: 16 Jul 03 - 06:20 AM

Thanks for the info Skiptwat...

Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 16 Jul 03 - 05:42 AM

SWEETFART!!!!! She's not gonna like that, Greg...!

Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 16 Jul 03 - 05:40 AM

Really? Thanks Mick. But I'll have to check my diary.

S'fire, the Slop is not really called the Slop, and its in Barton on Humber. Shame to lose that session after all the bruhaha recently. Oh well, I'm sure you'll find a new home. Good luck Chaps. I shall not attend last slop do on principle, but will assist in making the first at the new venue a lively affair!

Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: GUEST,Skipjack K8
Date: 16 Jul 03 - 05:35 AM

The Slop, sweetfart, is in the former Peoples Republic of South Humberside, nestling under the Lincolnshire Wolds, lapped by the playful tides of the Humber, in the quaint historic market town of Barton Upon Humber

Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: ossonflags
Date: 16 Jul 03 - 04:48 AM

Any of you lot going to tolpuddle this weekend?Got room for a couple in the punchmobile.Judging by an earlier thread there will only be me, shambles and leadfingers going!!!!!

Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: sweetfire
Date: 16 Jul 03 - 04:47 AM

Where is the Slop?

Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: ossonflags
Date: 16 Jul 03 - 02:34 AM

I did win the lottery this week but will not be buying the sloop or any other hostelry,as twa's only ten pounds between three hundred and sixty of us.

P the H will be at "The Foresters" in Beverley tomorrer(thurs) usual( start - and, yes peter you can come.