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Subject: RE: BS: Who would YOU be chained to? From: flattop Date: 07 Apr 01 - 08:21 PM A woman once told me that the Queen had been outfitted with a colostomy bag so that she wouldn't have to go to the bathroom during long public events. Come to think of it, that woman told me many strange tales. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who would YOU be chained to? From: Philibuster Date: 07 Apr 01 - 07:29 PM Hmnnn... Phil Ochs..dead..damn. Janis Joplin...dead too... Woody Guth...never mind. How about just Jeniffer Lopez? Why Jeniffer Lopez? (_!_), thats why. Of course, she wouldn't be alive much longer ;P. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who would YOU be chained to? From: Bert Date: 07 Apr 01 - 07:27 PM LTS, and just HOW does he describe his job on his resume? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who would YOU be chained to? From: GUEST,Axeman Date: 07 Apr 01 - 04:34 PM Sorry about the itchy Enter-finger, doh. I guess it would have to be Jennifer Kimball, a chef, masseuse and an auto-mechanic. -Axe' |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who would YOU be chained to? From: GUEST,Axeman Date: 07 Apr 01 - 04:30 PM |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who would YOU be chained to? From: Liz the Squeak Date: 07 Apr 01 - 04:24 PM She does pee like everyone else, she just has a flunky who takes her own personal toilet seat with her, special arrangements are made and the seat is fitted into any 'restroom' she may be scheduled to use...... LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who would YOU be chained to? From: Liz the Squeak Date: 07 Apr 01 - 04:23 PM She does pee like everyone else, she just has a flunky who takes her own personal toilet seat with her, special arrangements are made and the seat is fitted into any 'restroom' she may be scheduled to use...... LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who would YOU be chained to? From: GUEST Date: 06 Apr 01 - 04:26 PM Jesus, Budha, Yeats , Jung... at least I'd learn something. Who am I kidding ?Bring on the supermodels. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who would YOU be chained to? From: GUEST,#1 Date: 06 Apr 01 - 04:15 PM Man with hacksaw, boltcutter, Locksmith and Houdini. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who would YOU be chained to? From: Amergin Date: 06 Apr 01 - 04:04 PM not a bloody one...hell, i wouldn't even chain me to me.... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who would YOU be chained to? From: Willie-O Date: 06 Apr 01 - 11:31 AM Chained to Liz Windsor II? I'm pretty sure she does not pee like the rest of us...she'd just restrain herself. For a couple of years if necessary, I'm sure. Willie-O |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who would YOU be chained to? From: Kim C Date: 06 Apr 01 - 10:40 AM Doesn't anyone want to be chained to Bill Gates? He's the guy with all the money and he could bloody well GET the keys. ;-) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who would YOU be chained to? From: GUEST,Patrish Date: 06 Apr 01 - 07:12 AM It would be interesting to be chained to the Queen, Lily Savage, Robbie Williams and Catspaw. Liz Windsor cos I'd like to check that she does go to the loo like the rest of us Lily Savage cos I think her conversation might be enlightning for Liz Robbie for personal reasons....... And Catspaw cos I'd like to meet him - despite rumours of certain aromas Patrish x |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who would YOU be chained to? From: Grab Date: 06 Apr 01 - 06:01 AM Michelle Pfeiffer, Honor Blackman, and Bert Jansch for some quality music. And my wife Emma. Graham. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who would YOU be chained to? From: Liz the Squeak Date: 06 Apr 01 - 05:44 AM My bestest friend Dorcas - cos she's seen me pee already, my mate Ian the biker because he's a bloody good laugh and has a nice bum, Sean Connery, because he is just sex on legs, Morty, because she's good at that sort of thing and Christopher Lee to undo the bottle tops. LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who would YOU be chained to? From: wdyat12 Date: 06 Apr 01 - 04:58 AM Roger? You masher you! wdyat12 |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who would YOU be chained to? From: GUEST,Roger the skiffler Date: 06 Apr 01 - 04:47 AM Well on the Man-band thread 'Spaw wants to chain me to Lane, Fielding, Swan and Paterson. I'd be honoured to be in their company, but once they'd heard me sing or toot my kazoo they'd vote my wazoo (is that the correct North American expression?) out of there fast! But it would be worth it to hear them sing, talk and play! RtS (as for five females, at my age that would be four too many, and my faves are all now of a certain age -Felicity Kendall, Joanna Lumley, Julie Christie, Jenny Agutter - I like a bit of class, if they'd like a bit of rough!) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who would YOU be chained to? From: wdyat12 Date: 06 Apr 01 - 04:33 AM No chains for me Bert. Been there, Done that. wdyat12 |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who would YOU be chained to? From: Michael in Swansea Date: 06 Apr 01 - 04:27 AM Isla St Clair. Only Isla, no-one else. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who would YOU be chained to? From: Peg Date: 06 Apr 01 - 12:50 AM not sure I would wanna be chained to anyone! Amos, thanks for picking me! BobP: my friend Fritz met Valerie Bertinelli years ago and tells a great story about it: she was pregnant and miserable, hanging out at a recording session of her husband's. Fritz was a sound engineer. He saw she was not happy and he had a very cute picture of his two kittens. He thought he heard she was a cat lover and just went over to her and said "Hey Valerie do you like cats?" She said yes, he showed her the photo, and she went gaga! "We have three Persians!" she crowed. (I remember a spread in Seventeen magazine when I was a kid; she posed with one of them; beautiful photo). He got her to sign the photo for his cats: "To Trixie and Dixielove, Valerie Bertinelli" Cute huh? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who would YOU be chained to? From: Troll Date: 06 Apr 01 - 12:38 AM I am chained to the people in my head. Why would I want to be chained to anyone(except the Memsahib) externally? troll |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who would YOU be chained to? From: Sorcha Date: 05 Apr 01 - 10:56 PM Actually, most days, not even myself!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who would YOU be chained to? From: bflat Date: 05 Apr 01 - 10:40 PM My friends, Bob and Gus because they are so funny. I would want to laugh during the ordeal;Paul Newman and Sean Connery for their sex appeal just because; and Leonard Cohen for his songs. Ellen |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who would YOU be chained to? From: Matt_R Date: 05 Apr 01 - 10:37 PM Ah, age doesn't make any difference! Men grow older, women remain timeless, no matter what they may think of themselves... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who would YOU be chained to? From: CarolC Date: 05 Apr 01 - 10:30 PM (P.S. Matt. I think I would probably pick you, too, if I was just a little bit younger.) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who would YOU be chained to? From: CarolC Date: 05 Apr 01 - 10:23 PM Thanks Matt. You're good for the self-esteem. I don't think I would want to be chained to anyone. I need privacy when I'm peeing. But, if I could be chained to four people and still be able to pee in private... one of them might be Alan Rickman. One of them might be Patrick Stewart. I might go for Billy Connolly. Hell of a great accent, and funny as well. Dunno just now about the fourth one... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who would YOU be chained to? From: Ebbie Date: 05 Apr 01 - 10:19 PM Matt- I'm from a different generation! I was thinking more along the lines of Charlie Brown/Peanuts, the comic strip. Or maybe Batman: Pow! Nowadays, I would choose older people to be chained to who were at the stage of being mentally, rather than physically, active with their whole history behind them. People like Robert Frost, Abe Lincoln, Eleanor Roosevelt and John Muir... I know, they're all dead- I tell you what: wait until I'm dead too and then chain me to them. As long as I'm alive, I don't want chains. Ebbie |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who would YOU be chained to? From: Matt_R Date: 05 Apr 01 - 10:11 PM Norrie, you're worth it! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who would YOU be chained to? From: Noreen Date: 05 Apr 01 - 10:07 PM Gee thanks, Mattie- what an honour! A link made specially for me! :0) Noreen |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who would YOU be chained to? From: sophocleese Date: 05 Apr 01 - 08:55 PM Umm, oh dear. Hugh Jackman, Ralph Fiennes, Richard Grant, and Bruce Willis (just for kicks). I gotta stop watching those movies! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who would YOU be chained to? From: Bill D Date: 05 Apr 01 - 08:36 PM ummmm...bert, how long am I allowed to make these chains? (there aren't many 'famous' women I'd want to to be close to, and you wouldn't know the ones I would like..so, I imagine being able to keep 4 troublemakers out of mischief for a few days) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who would YOU be chained to? From: Justa Picker Date: 05 Apr 01 - 07:57 PM Dani Ashe, Elizabeth Shue, Susan Sarandon, and Matt_R (but he'd owe me bigtime.) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who would YOU be chained to? From: GUEST,#1 Date: 05 Apr 01 - 07:16 PM deni, I assume you mean the keys to the chastity belts. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who would YOU be chained to? From: Matt_R Date: 05 Apr 01 - 07:09 PM Since I know how to pour molten metal, I can forge a new link for Noreen. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who would YOU be chained to? From: GUEST,Ickle Dorritt Date: 05 Apr 01 - 07:04 PM frankly Bert I'm of an age when I'm not really interested in doing it with anybody, but given a choice I'd narrow it down to Hugh! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who would YOU be chained to? From: Bert Date: 05 Apr 01 - 06:49 PM You mean you "wouldn't" do it with Billy Connolly? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who would YOU be chained to? From: GUEST,Ickle Dorritt Date: 05 Apr 01 - 06:39 PM Hugh Grant Julie Walters Billy Connolly -two to make me laugh and I won't tell you want I would do with Hugh!!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who would YOU be chained to? From: Matt_R Date: 05 Apr 01 - 06:37 PM Ella, Carol C, Sinsull, and Audi. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who would YOU be chained to? From: GUEST,deni Date: 05 Apr 01 - 06:28 PM the chap with all the keys |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who would YOU be chained to? From: Bert Date: 05 Apr 01 - 06:15 PM LOL Matt, now who do YOU want to be chained to? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who would YOU be chained to? From: Matt_R Date: 05 Apr 01 - 06:05 PM I though you only whacked when you couldn't bonk... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who would YOU be chained to? From: Ebbie Date: 05 Apr 01 - 05:54 PM Bonk. WHACK!! LOL |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who would YOU be chained to? From: Lanfranc Date: 05 Apr 01 - 05:12 PM Harry Houdini, David Copperfield, The Great Soprendo and Tommy Cooper - two of them just to see if they can do escapology with real chains, the other two, just for a laugh. The fact that two of them are dead won't help. but still............. it would be magic! Spike Milligan, Peter Sellers, Harry Secombe and Michael Bentine - for all sorts of silly reasons. The fact that two of them are dead won't help. but still............. it would be manic!
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Subject: RE: BS: Who would YOU be chained to? From: death by whisky Date: 05 Apr 01 - 05:06 PM Arthur Guinness,John Power,Jack Daniels and Shane Mc Gowan. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who would YOU be chained to? From: Little Neophyte Date: 05 Apr 01 - 04:52 PM If I had my wish, I would like to be chained to my father who has passed away, my mom who has passed away, my brother that has become a Hassidic Jew, and my sister. Being chained to my family for a few days would allow me to understand many things that have gone unanswered for such a long time. I figure if I did that, I could drop much of the baggage I have chained myself to for all these years. Little Neo |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who would YOU be chained to? From: GUEST,Matt_R Date: 05 Apr 01 - 04:51 PM Bound to all the words that he never wished to say Chained to all the places that he never wished to stay Bound to all the words that he never wished to say As he stood against the sun he cast no shadow... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who would YOU be chained to? From: kendall Date: 05 Apr 01 - 04:46 PM HHMMM, maybe you have something there Bert.. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who would YOU be chained to? From: Bert Date: 05 Apr 01 - 04:45 PM Kendal, We'd give you a 2 by 4 in the other hand so you could do some BushWhacking;-) I think that you'd get a lot of fun out of that. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who would YOU be chained to? From: kendall Date: 05 Apr 01 - 04:42 PM Chained to Bush? ARRRGGGGGG!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who would YOU be chained to? From: Willie-O Date: 05 Apr 01 - 04:09 PM Ah shoot, let me try that again... and this one and I think that'd about do it for me... W-O
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