BS: The Rolf Code

Subject: RE: BS: The Rolf Code
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 04 May 06 - 06:04 PM

But have you worked out what the bit about the piano accordion catching fire means?

Subject: RE: BS: The Rolf Code
From: GUEST
Date: 04 May 06 - 03:47 PM

Subject: RE: BS: The Rolf Code
From: GUEST,Jim
Date: 03 May 06 - 03:47 PM

LOL, Skippy the bush apostle.

Subject: RE: BS: The Rolf Code
From: Den
Date: 03 May 06 - 12:52 PM

Oops that of course should have read, "I think you're on to something." Anyway carry on.

Subject: RE: BS: The Rolf Code
From: Den
Date: 03 May 06 - 10:46 AM

I think your on to something Flash. Has anyone looked really close at this painting. I'm probably going to hell...

Subject: RE: BS: The Rolf Code
From: Flash Company
Date: 03 May 06 - 10:32 AM

If you castrate a god do you get golden.........

I'll get me coat!

FC

Subject: RE: BS: The Rolf Code
From: John O'L
Date: 03 May 06 - 08:50 AM

...or put one to sleep...?

Subject: RE: BS: The Rolf Code
From: The Shambles
Date: 03 May 06 - 07:49 AM

The dyslexic agnostic lies awke at night wondering if there is a dog!

Could be worse.

What about the dyslexic vet who lies awake worrying about having to castrate a god?

Subject: RE: BS: The Rolf Code
From: Flash Company
Date: 03 May 06 - 07:35 AM

The dyslexic agnostic lies awke at night wondering if there is a dog!

FC

Subject: RE: BS: The Rolf Code
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 02 May 06 - 09:28 PM

Actually, Stairway was used as the tune to Gilligan's island - but teh court case prevented it being released... :-)

Subject: RE: BS: The Rolf Code
From: The Shambles
Date: 02 May 06 - 11:27 AM

Dog is God backwards - and Rolf has a lot to do with dogs.

Subject: RE: BS: The Rolf Code
From: John O'L
Date: 02 May 06 - 09:39 AM

Rolf's Stairway backwards?

"Eefin'...Annie...is...the...anti-chr-chr-chr-chr-christ..."

Subject: RE: BS: The Rolf Code
From: GUEST,Jake Minus One
Date: 01 May 06 - 10:18 AM

Queen portrait?

Could he not just have copied one of their old record covers?

I suppose Led Zeppelin will be next. I reckon he owes them after Stairway....

Anyone tried playing Rolf's version of Stairway backwards? Or is the accordion track sufficiently satanic played normally?

(Just a few random thunks)

Subject: RE: BS: The Rolf Code
From: Nigel Parsons
Date: 30 Apr 06 - 10:56 AM

I've been everywhere ROLF version.
Partial words are Here but we still need some more if you can make them out

CHEERs
Nigel

Subject: RE: BS: The Rolf Code
From: Nigel Parsons
Date: 30 Apr 06 - 10:52 AM

ROFL!

Oh no, sorry, that's something else

Subject: RE: BS: The Rolf Code
From: Flash Company
Date: 30 Apr 06 - 09:41 AM

Is this The Mother of all Rolfs?

FC

Subject: RE: BS: The Rolf Code
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 30 Apr 06 - 03:36 AM

troubled by Rolfs, fit the Rolf Extractor and Eliminator made by Allied Industries available from Homebase, B and Q, and all good hardware stores. As advertised on QVC.

Subject: RE: BS: The Rolf Code
From: John O'L
Date: 29 Apr 06 - 08:31 PM

...and this:

Training Certified Rolfers, Advanced Rolfers and Rolf Movement Practitioners


Qualified Rolfers would undoubtedly be dispersed at various selected sites throughout the country as 'sleepers', ready to be activated by a codeword or some other trigger.

Subject: RE: BS: The Rolf Code
From: The Shambles
Date: 29 Apr 06 - 10:45 AM

From the linked site.

The Rolf Institute of Structural Integration
is dedicated to bringing the benefits of Rolfing to the world by:

Subject: RE: BS: The Rolf Code
From: The Shambles
Date: 29 Apr 06 - 10:43 AM

http://www.rolf.org/

Subject: RE: BS: The Rolf Code
From: Flash Company
Date: 29 Apr 06 - 10:41 AM

Just a thought....
The sponsor of The London Marathon ia 'A Rolf' Spelled backwards.

FC

Subject: RE: BS: The Rolf Code
From: John O'L
Date: 29 Apr 06 - 08:04 AM

Hey, now that is spooky. You're not gonna believe this but I meant to write 'world'.

"Rolf is the word it's got groove, it's got meaning..."

Subject: RE: BS: The Rolf Code
From: The Shambles
Date: 29 Apr 06 - 06:13 AM

Sick, sick, sick. And you wonder what's wrong with the word...

And the word is ROLF.

Subject: RE: BS: The Rolf Code
From: GUEST,John O'L
Date: 26 Apr 06 - 07:38 PM

What about 'Big Dog'? The guy's a suicide terrorist:

"I'm not very bright but I'm certainly not that dim.
You see, then, her father,
He will have made me a martyr (you see).
And when me head's been torn to shreds,
She's gonna blame him.

Sounds gory, don't it?
I've turned green.
Still I might as well go in a blaze of glory,
If you know what I mean.
Just the same, I wish I had the courage to run.
Either that or I wish I had a dirty great gun.
Well, if I really gotta die then I better get it over and done.
Cor, that dog's immense,
Still, here I go, over the fence.
Go on, dog, go on, treat me as lunch meat,
Savage me and crunch me, here's me foot, have fun."

Sick, sick, sick. And you wonder what's wrong with the word...

Subject: RE: BS: The Rolf Code
From: Stephen L. Rich
Date: 26 Apr 06 - 07:14 PM

You'll know that the end is near when you see two buffaloes, two buffaloes, buffaloes on your lawn.

Stephen Lee

Subject: RE: BS: The Rolf Code
From: The Shambles
Date: 26 Apr 06 - 07:07 AM

Don't start on Charlie Drake now. The hidden messages in songs such as Spilsh Splash, Please Mr Custer and my Boomerang Won't Come Back are legion.......

Subject: RE: BS: The Rolf Code
From: GUEST,CrazyEddie
Date: 26 Apr 06 - 06:27 AM

And who can fail to appreciate the deep philosophy in the line
"If you want your boomerang to come back,
First you've got to throw it."

Subject: RE: BS: The Rolf Code
From: Flash Company
Date: 24 Apr 06 - 04:51 AM

Weelittledrummer...love the psychospeak!

FC

Subject: RE: BS: The Rolf Code
From: The Shambles
Date: 24 Apr 06 - 03:32 AM

I must fess-up to the fact that I may have been an early victim.

For in all truth - and you must remember what else was around at that time - I thought Rolf's Sun Arise was the most exciting sound I had ever heard on a pop record - since Hertbreak Hotel and Peggy Sue.

Peter Gabriel has been trying to re-make that sound for many years.

Another early victim perhaps?

Subject: RE: BS: The Rolf Code
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 23 Apr 06 - 07:43 PM

How about I've lost my Mummy!

An intensely spiritual piece which points the way to the feelings of anomie and alienation that prefigures the modern crises in society?

Subject: RE: BS: The Rolf Code
From: The Shambles
Date: 23 Apr 06 - 02:11 PM

It even looks like Rolf........

Subject: RE: BS: The Rolf Code
From: Flash Company
Date: 23 Apr 06 - 10:43 AM

The Turin Shroud!!!!!!

FC

Subject: RE: BS: The Rolf Code
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 23 Apr 06 - 08:51 AM

We tanned his hide when he died Clyde,
And thats it hanging on the shed.


never was there a more blatant signal to THEM

eric

Subject: RE: BS: The Rolf Code
From: The Shambles
Date: 23 Apr 06 - 07:47 AM

Eit em ooragnak nwod trops - he is right!

Subject: RE: BS: The Rolf Code
From: John O'L
Date: 23 Apr 06 - 06:36 AM

From the levity of some of the posts here it would seem that some of you are not taking this as seriously as perhaps you could be. We are not dealing with common or garden variety magic & mystery here, oh no. This is much bigger.

Do you realise for instance, that if you write 'sirrah flor' backwards you get 'Rolf Harris'?

Please don't try it at home. Just believe me, you do.

Subject: RE: BS: The Rolf Code
From: Flash Company
Date: 23 Apr 06 - 05:56 AM

I get High, high, high,
When I'm low,low low........

'Scuse me.....

FC

Subject: RE: BS: The Rolf Code
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 22 Apr 06 - 07:34 PM

This does put me in mind of the night I went to the Newark Palace theatre to see an evening with Brian Johnston. I thought it was the cricket commentator with the cake.

But no!

It turned out to be the brother of Pearl Carr and Teddy Johnston of Sing Little Birdie (sing above! sing a song of love love love!) fame.

Brian's last hit had been one called Singing Hi hi hi! Singing Lo Lo Lo!(wondering why why why, did you go go go)

Anyway!

after an evening of all this unbridled pleasure. Brian said, and now I'm going to sing you something right up to date from the pop charts. And the climax of his act was Rolf's Two Little Boys - this was sometime in 1980's I think - though time plays strange tricks on one.

How we laughed!

all the best

al

Subject: RE: BS: The Rolf Code
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 21 Apr 06 - 08:27 PM

"I really wouldn't bother to trace someone who lives in Herfordshire. They will have suffered enough."

Even though Hurricanes Hardly Happen there...

Subject: RE: BS: The Rolf Code
From: Aaron Aardvark
Date: 21 Apr 06 - 09:07 AM

I think this rare piece fdrom the less smelly part of Brisbane

Secret communications with aliens using the Stylophone transmitter

will confirm The Shambles observations above and should leave no-one in doubt that Rolf is truly a visitor amongst us from a vastly more advanced alien culture. Animal Hospital and the truly remarkable and unexpected recovery of the cat trapped in an operating tumble dryer for half an hour with a pair of trainers can only but affirm this thesis.

Aaron

Subject: RE: BS: The Rolf Code
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Apr 06 - 08:46 AM

I really wouldn't bother to trace someone who lives in Herfordshire. They will have suffered enough.

Subject: RE: BS: The Rolf Code
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 21 Apr 06 - 08:09 AM

unless one of the knights has a wobble board, I feel inclined to regard this has a some heretical offshoot variant of the Rolf Sect, not really singing from the ,"C'n y'see what it is hymsheet?" as the rest of us true believers.

Subject: RE: BS: The Rolf Code
From: Flash Company
Date: 21 Apr 06 - 04:20 AM

I sort of misread your location, Squire, but you got me thinking , and I remembered visiting a Templar Shrine, but it was in Herefordshire.
A place called Dinmore Manor, open to the public on a voluntary basis when we called in on the way to Hereford possibly about 1980.
A beautiful, restful place and worth a look if it is still open.

FC

Subject: RE: BS: The Rolf Code
From: GUEST,Hertfordshire Templar Squire
Date: 21 Apr 06 - 03:37 AM

The Knights Templar, now based in Hertfordshire, still use the English Templar Seal.

Most commentators rather strangely claim that the two Poor Fellow Soldiers on one horse is a reference to the poverty of the Templars. This is ludicrous. Poor we may have been but you don't send valuable, highly trained knights into battle with only one horse between two. You can't fight like that.

Brotherhood, co-operation and devotion to eachother - a bit like "did you think I would leave you dying..."

Any attempt to trace me using computer forensics will fail and may be lead to extreme measures if necessary.

Subject: RE: BS: The Rolf Code
From: Flash Company
Date: 20 Apr 06 - 10:11 AM

Looking at a list of the man's recordings, one is listed as 'Slattery's Mounted Fruit'!!
Now that's different.
Speaking of Animal Hospital, Keith, did he ever do anything with fishes?
FC

Subject: RE: BS: The Rolf Code
From: Keith A of Hertford
Date: 20 Apr 06 - 08:45 AM

Who has seen the bearded healer on Animal Hospital, yet doubts that the Holy Bloodline survives to this day?

Subject: RE: BS: The Rolf Code
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 20 Apr 06 - 01:39 AM

Never heard about the Rolf code, only the Ralph Code, before!

Subject: RE: BS: The Rolf Code
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 20 Apr 06 - 01:37 AM

Damn - I was too late!

Subject: RE: BS: The Rolf Code
From: JennieG
Date: 19 Apr 06 - 09:43 PM

They've just passed by.........!

Cheers
JennieG

Subject: RE: BS: The Rolf Code
From: Nigel Parsons
Date: 19 Apr 06 - 05:46 PM

And he's been responsible for the Atomic bombs exploded by the West.
My justification for this claim is a reference in his song...


Six White Boomers!

CHEERS
Nigel(assistant to the fascinating witches who put the scintillating stiches in the britches of the boys who put the powder on the noses of the faces of the ladies of the harem of the court of King Caractacus!)

Subject: RE: BS: The Rolf Code
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Apr 06 - 03:42 PM

Cockney tribe Britain = abbotcy erin trickie
meeting for games = afro gems teeming
held annually = DAY ANNUL HELL
every year = YEA REVERY
along the River Thames = earthmoving leathers

Ergo: A tricky abbotcy in Ireland, teeming with jewels from Africa...

You can easily complete this from the hints given.

Rolf is telling us the Truth.