BS: Hull Smoking Club

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Smoking Club
From: skipy
Date: 03 Nov 04 - 03:28 PM

wait on the true path

Skipy

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Smoking Club
From: ossonflags
Date: 03 Nov 04 - 06:42 AM

Wot time yer go'in on friday, Ted? And will yer pick me up?

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Smoking Club
From: Nick
Date: 02 Nov 04 - 12:13 PM

"Better Live than Dead" I was thinking of - whatever did YOU mean?

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Smoking Club
From: The Beast of Farlington
Date: 02 Nov 04 - 12:06 PM

The Beast is disappointed




















But he thinks he can live with it

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Smoking Club
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 02 Nov 04 - 12:04 PM

Nick,
    You nearly gave the game away there! At least you didn't use the "testicle" word, so I think we have got away with it!

Flamenco, the true path! In green!

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Smoking Club
From: Nick
Date: 02 Nov 04 - 06:31 AM

Now why does this thread remind me of a Sex Pistols album? Hope you're better soon Ted.

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Smoking Club
From: GUEST,Skipy
Date: 02 Nov 04 - 05:14 AM

Space the final frontier & true path.

Skipy

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Smoking Club
From: GUEST,Mingulay
Date: 02 Nov 04 - 04:51 AM

'Ello Skipy. Wot you doing up this early?

'Ull must be cheap to live in if space only costs 3 old pence!

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Smoking Club
From: GUEST,Skipy
Date: 02 Nov 04 - 04:45 AM

anything that exists in 3d space is both imperial & metric.

Skipy

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Smoking Club
From: GUEST,Mingulay
Date: 02 Nov 04 - 03:59 AM

He will stop soon, it's going to be a cold winter in the northlands this year. Nothing worse than frost on the appendage!

Is the path Imperial or Metric?

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Smoking Club
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 02 Nov 04 - 03:57 AM

69

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Smoking Club
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 02 Nov 04 - 03:50 AM

"All will be revealed!"

Ted you'll have to stop revealing yourself it's costing you a fortune in court.

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Smoking Club
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 02 Nov 04 - 03:26 AM

Yo Nick,
                         Just sent you a PM. we will have to go another week chuck. All will be revealed!

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Smoking Club
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 01 Nov 04 - 02:58 PM

Or a back-alley, but definately a ten-foot. Good luck with the rest of the thread Ted.

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Smoking Club
From: Sooz
Date: 01 Nov 04 - 02:40 PM

eightfoot

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Smoking Club
From: Les from Hull
Date: 01 Nov 04 - 01:37 PM

In Hull a true path is a tenfoot.

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Smoking Club
From: s6k
Date: 01 Nov 04 - 01:10 PM

its off now for weds Nick, i'm sure ted will let you know why

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Smoking Club
From: Nick
Date: 01 Nov 04 - 12:38 PM

Are you still planning on visiting Wednesday, Ted?

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Smoking Club
From: s6k
Date: 01 Nov 04 - 10:30 AM

69

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Smoking Club
From: GUEST,Mingulay
Date: 01 Nov 04 - 09:55 AM

I had a tiny settlement once. I shall not elucidate further.

How wide is the path then?

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Smoking Club
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 01 Nov 04 - 09:21 AM

100.

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Smoking Club
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 01 Nov 04 - 09:17 AM

6

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Smoking Club
From: GUEST,Skipy
Date: 01 Nov 04 - 08:44 AM

Howlong is a tiny settlement near Bungowannah in New South Wales!

Skipy

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Smoking Club
From: s6k
Date: 01 Nov 04 - 07:01 AM

as long as a piece of long string

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Smoking Club
From: GUEST,Mingulay
Date: 01 Nov 04 - 06:58 AM

Have you been practising flamenco with Gordon Bennett then Ted?

WARNING! Do not play castanets below the Plimsoll Line unless wearing protection.

Just how long is this path?

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Smoking Club
From: s6k
Date: 01 Nov 04 - 06:56 AM

Hello Ted, is FarTington still on for wednesday?
if so shall i go to chants ave or shall i go to football heads house?
whichever is easier for you.
have peace

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Smoking Club
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 01 Nov 04 - 06:50 AM

Gordon Bennett!! I bugger off for a week, and when I return I find you are all talking complete bollocks! Shape up, you are not taking mudcat seriously enough!

          Flamenco, the true path!

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Smoking Club
From: s6k
Date: 01 Nov 04 - 03:22 AM

REFRESH

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Smoking Club
From: GUEST,Skipy
Date: 27 Oct 04 - 11:19 AM

anagrams of filter tipped:-

dipper felt it
field pert tip
field prep tit
peril deft pit
peter lift dip
petri felt dip
petri fled tip
pride felt tip

Skipy

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Smoking Club
From: GUEST,Mingulay
Date: 27 Oct 04 - 10:43 AM

One has to be so careful these days.

Do the other sort of fag come filter tipped?

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Smoking Club
From: GUEST,Skipy
Date: 27 Oct 04 - 10:03 AM

Hence the "u/k" bit e.g. cigarette

Skipy

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Smoking Club
From: GUEST,Mingulay
Date: 27 Oct 04 - 09:57 AM

What you been smoking Skipy?

With your antecedents, can't be sure what sort of fag you mean.

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Smoking Club
From: GUEST,Skipy
Date: 27 Oct 04 - 09:44 AM

What is PATH?

Partnership Action on Tobacco and Health (PATH) is an initiative that aims to increase the number of people that successfully stop smoking in Scotland. Funded by the Scottish Executive, PATH was developed to support the implementation of policies outlined in the Government's 1998 White Paper Smoking Kills, and subsequent policy documents. PATH will, with key partners, develop and roll out best practice across key areas of training, data collection, evaluation, prevention and cessation.

On this thread surely the ONLY true path!

Skipy - just nipping out for a fag (u/k that is)!

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Smoking Club
From: GUEST,Mingulay
Date: 27 Oct 04 - 09:01 AM

To be fair to our brethren on the wrong side of the pond, the forthcoming election or chad identification and deciphering competition as it really is, is of some import to many of the rebel colonists. Not only that, but lest we forget, this is an American hosted site. Therefore, there are bound to be threads concerning the activities of the various political amoeba. All you have to do is not open any of them. They are unlikely to confuse Arkansas with 'Ull (I think), whatever Arkansas is when at home.

Apart from anything else they would not be able to understand the average 'Ullite if engaged in conversation. The written word (even Sir jOhns) belies the dialect. Spurn(!) this election.

Local government, repairers of the true path.

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Smoking Club
From: GUEST,Skipy
Date: 27 Oct 04 - 08:52 AM

rutaceae citrus sinensis the only true pith

Skipy

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Smoking Club
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 27 Oct 04 - 08:17 AM

Praise for 'ullites. Keep it coming. Any problems just ask. Someone will put you right even if it's biased towards Hull and it's wonderful people!

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Smoking Club
From: Strollin' Johnny
Date: 27 Oct 04 - 08:07 AM

Thank God there are normal people here, who post threads that aren't about that shitty show-biz 'election' farce that the US contingent are all creaming their jeans about.

Keep it up you 'Ullites - we need you here, to bring some sanity to the BS section.

SJ :0) (LOL)

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Smoking Club
From: s6k
Date: 26 Oct 04 - 12:39 PM

ill bring an eskimo jacket

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Smoking Club
From: GUEST,Mingulay
Date: 26 Oct 04 - 11:47 AM

It's no use pleading Skipy, you're a rotten little pleader.

Stop hijacking threads.

Soft wool, the true scarf.

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Smoking Club
From: GUEST,The Beast of...oh, you know the rest
Date: 26 Oct 04 - 11:40 AM

The Beast meant bring a 'sweater' not a 'seater'. Typing is difficult with claws.

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Smoking Club
From: GUEST,Skipy
Date: 26 Oct 04 - 11:26 AM

I'm sorry that I nicked you coat, I'm not normally allowed sharp things.


Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry,forgive me, forgive me,I won't do it again!
Grovel the true path.

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Smoking Club
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 26 Oct 04 - 10:57 AM

Good afternoon Beastos, cant make your shindigg but have fun and keep your cockles warm. I'm sure the new couple will eventually partake in your tried and tested Mission Statement.

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Smoking Club
From: GUEST,The Beast of FarLington
Date: 26 Oct 04 - 10:49 AM

El Ted and Hullites

We have been starting at 8/8.30 since Ben left as the temp landlords shut at 11 plus a bit. I should imagine that the new couple will do the same atleast to start with, so come early, but don't expect to camp overnight just yet. Too bloody cold and wet anyway.

It will be good to see you again.

Bring a seater cos the extractor fan is bust and we don't have a fire on.

The Beast is most displeased

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Smoking Club
From: GUEST,Mingulay
Date: 26 Oct 04 - 10:49 AM

So you're the one who nicked my coat.

Whatever you do don't try to sing in it. There's a hole in the lining that sucks in words and never lets them out again. Doesn't usually happen until line 2, verse 73 on the shorter ballads, just late enough to bugger up the finale.

Gravel, the true path.

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Smoking Club
From: GUEST,Skipy
Date: 26 Oct 04 - 10:00 AM

Flamingos, the true path

Skipy I'll get Mingulay's coat

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Smoking Club
From: s6k
Date: 26 Oct 04 - 06:40 AM

PS - I think Ted means he is away until MONDAY the 1st November, not bloody wednesday!
the 3rd is wednesday and hopefully farTington!

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Smoking Club
From: Paul from Hull
Date: 23 Oct 04 - 08:20 AM

I shouldnt go round shouting 'back of the van' too much if I were you!

....& I think Smirking is compulsory, isnt it?

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Smoking Club
From: s6k
Date: 22 Oct 04 - 08:12 PM

is smoking allowed?

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Smoking Club
From: s6k
Date: 22 Oct 04 - 12:57 PM

going to see John Mayall at City Hall tonight.

fartington! amazing! can i come! back of the van! finally!

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Smoking Club
From: Paul from Hull
Date: 22 Oct 04 - 12:12 PM

Thats a Rough Shag....

Definately NOT the true path.....