BS: Men to be phased out by 2021???....

Subject: RE: BS: Men to be phased out by 2021???....
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 11 Jul 06 - 01:26 PM

Scientists did a study some time ago that proved germs travelled further and faster when the lid was down and the loo flushed, than when the lid was up.

I'd rather sit on cold porcelain than on a solid surface... I'm just weird that way.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Men to be phased out by 2021???....
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 11 Jul 06 - 01:24 PM

Urine is sterile I believe. Unless they stand up to do #2s in your house I wouldn't worry!!!!!!!!
G

Subject: RE: BS: Men to be phased out by 2021???....
From: Becca72
Date: 11 Jul 06 - 01:18 PM

I don't just want the seat down, I want the lid down, too! Think about what you DO in there, gentlemen...it does not need to be exposed to the world (germs don't just go away because you flushed) and I happen to have pets that I really don't want getting involved. Bleck, bleck and double bleck.

Subject: RE: BS: Men to be phased out by 2021???....
From: Mr Red
Date: 11 Jul 06 - 01:05 PM

Well if men aren't the answer it was a bloody silly question ..............................

Subject: RE: BS: Men to be phased out by 2021???....
From: GUEST
Date: 11 Jul 06 - 04:25 AM

Threads like this one always bring out the best in people and let you know their true nature.

Subject: RE: BS: Men to be phased out by 2021???....
From: GUEST
Date: 11 Jul 06 - 03:32 AM

women rule the world? Imagine the diplomatic conventions, if only a quarter present are 'on'. god help us all.

Subject: RE: BS: Men to be phased out by 2021???....
From: GUEST,harpgirl
Date: 11 Jul 06 - 01:23 AM

Not until 2021???? Oh good, I'll have time to sample a few more choice ones, until I turn into a completely rotting corpse. (Now there's a turn on...oh wait, the necrophiliacs can finish me off!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Men to be phased out by 2021???....
From: Bobert
Date: 10 Jul 06 - 11:05 PM

Yazzir, yazzir, yazzir...

Yeah, what's this toilet seat fixation that you womenz' has....

(No, no, BObert... Maybe they is going phase you out 'cause of the toilet seat issue... Ever think about that, pal???)

Nevermind, womenz.... I'll put it down, 'er up, 'er take it out in the yard and burn the danged thing.... Whadever...

Just vote "no" on the phase out...

Bobert

Subject: RE: BS: Men to be phased out by 2021???....
From: GUEST,A Male Guest
Date: 10 Jul 06 - 10:57 PM

Why do we have to put down the toilet seat? Do you ladies walk backwards when you go into the john?

Subject: RE: BS: Men to be phased out by 2021???....
From: Bobert
Date: 10 Jul 06 - 10:19 PM

Yo, womenz...

I agree wid BillD... You phase us out and one day you'll all be sittin' 'round over yer 3rd bottles of wine going, "Danged, we messed up, didn't we..."

I think that we men are friggin' wonderfull... Okay maybe not "friggin" and maybe not all that wonderfull either but we're just okay... Yeah, just okay folks and so I beg of you womenz who are tempted to jump on the bandwagen to think twice...

Please???

Bobert

Subject: RE: BS: Men to be phased out by 2021???....
From: GUEST
Date: 10 Jul 06 - 10:14 PM

We can only hope.

"You know, sisters...I think it was a mistake."

I agree. 6 inches never did equal a mile.

Subject: RE: BS: Men to be phased out by 2021???....
From: Wincing Devil
Date: 10 Jul 06 - 10:04 PM

Who will womyn have to bash then?

Remember, the only thing worse than not putting the toilet seat down is not putting it up in the first place!

Subject: RE: BS: Men to be phased out by 2021???....
From: GUEST,Joe_F
Date: 10 Jul 06 - 09:14 PM

http://www.wku.edu/~smithch/MALVINA/mr180.htm

--- Joe Fineman    [e-mail]

||: We have had artificial _foolishness_ for a long time. :||

Subject: RE: BS: Men to be phased out by 2021???....
From: GUEST,mg
Date: 10 Jul 06 - 08:22 PM

I've read several versions of this story...the leader of the Amazons falls in love with some Scot in a tartan and realizes how wonderful men are...mg

Subject: RE: BS: Men to be phased out by 2021???....
From: Bill D
Date: 10 Jul 06 - 10:40 AM

and in 2094, the last woman who still remembers having fun with a man will be interviewed, saying..."You know, sisters...I think it was a mistake."

Subject: RE: BS: Men to be phased out by 2021???....
From: Sorcha
Date: 10 Jul 06 - 10:06 AM

OK, I know this is a funny joke thread, but for a serious comment, read Sheri S. Tepper's book, 'Gate To Women's Country'

Subject: RE: BS: Men to be phased out by 2021???....
From: GUEST,Fed up girlie
Date: 10 Jul 06 - 10:06 AM

Hallalulah. We shll spread the word my sistas!!!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Men to be phased out by 2021???....
From: Divis Sweeney
Date: 10 Jul 06 - 09:23 AM

Only three glasses of wine Guest ! Couldn't get me a phone number by any chance ?

Subject: RE: BS: Men to be phased out by 2021???....
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 10 Jul 06 - 09:18 AM

All they are waiting for is someone to invent a dildo that can buy a round of drinks,   THEN we're redundant.

eric

Subject: RE: BS: Men to be phased out by 2021???....
From: Amos
Date: 10 Jul 06 - 08:14 AM

One fertile male?   That would mean the next generation were all half-sisters. If you're still using the same fertile male, the mutation rate would probably look like somethingo ut of Deliverance.



A

Subject: RE: BS: Men to be phased out by 2021???....
From: jacqui.c
Date: 10 Jul 06 - 07:44 AM

Bobert - I haven't heard of and do not agree with this plot!

If we make men redundant who are we going to have to be superior to? you guys definitely have your uses, IMHO. :0)

Subject: RE: BS: Men to be phased out by 2021???....
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 10 Jul 06 - 04:48 AM

There may be only the need for one very fertile male, but in 3 generations, everyone would have extra toes and be called Dubya.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Men to be phased out by 2021???....
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 10 Jul 06 - 04:09 AM

Hell guest you got a cheap one there, hang on to her. With the ones I know it usually takes at least 3 BOTTLES of wine!
Giok

Subject: RE: BS: Men to be phased out by 2021???....
From: GUEST,A used and abused man
Date: 10 Jul 06 - 03:36 AM

So what will women do after three glasses on wine on a Saturday evening and think they look irresistible ?

Subject: RE: BS: Men to be phased out by 2021???....
From: GUEST
Date: 10 Jul 06 - 01:25 AM

Its probably a very good way to decrease the population.

Make you happy would it?

Subject: RE: BS: Men to be phased out by 2021???....
From: michaelr
Date: 10 Jul 06 - 12:44 AM

You can dream, can't you...

Hell, they'd have to allow same-sex marriage then, wouldn't they?

Subject: RE: BS: Men to be phased out by 2021???....
From: CarolC
Date: 10 Jul 06 - 12:19 AM

...and I'm not sharing.

Subject: RE: BS: Men to be phased out by 2021???....
From: CarolC
Date: 10 Jul 06 - 12:18 AM

I can keep mine though, right?

Subject: RE: BS: Men to be phased out by 2021???....
From: Little Hawk
Date: 10 Jul 06 - 12:17 AM

Ha! Ha! Well, I wonder who that one fertile male will be? I can just see Shane yelling... "Me! Me! Me!"

Subject: RE: BS: Men to be phased out by 2021???....
From: Peace
Date: 10 Jul 06 - 12:00 AM

Cloning will take care of the lot of us, male and female.

Subject: RE: BS: Men to be phased out by 2021???....
From: catspaw49
Date: 09 Jul 06 - 11:54 PM

I figure I'll be "phased out" by then anyway......so fuckit! But if I am still around then watch out!!!!

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Men to be phased out by 2021???....
From: Bobert
Date: 09 Jul 06 - 11:49 PM

See, Rap.... Now you have it from the horse's.... ahhh..... mare's mouth... They are out to get us...

Subject: RE: BS: Men to be phased out by 2021???....
From: dianavan
Date: 09 Jul 06 - 11:41 PM

I know you're just jokin', Bobert, but by then men will probably be redundant. After all, all we women need to keep on reproducing is just one, very fertile male specimen. Of course there are those of us who will miss the action but, heh, we shouldn't be selfish about this. Its probably a very good way to decrease the population.

Subject: RE: BS: Men to be phased out by 2021???....
From: Bobert
Date: 09 Jul 06 - 11:31 PM

Sorry, Rap, but yer gonna have to go peacefully... The "phasers" won't be making the trip with ya'...

Rules is rules, you know...

But, hey, I'm outta here as well...

Ya' know, I always thought the womenz was up to sumthin'....

Bobert

Subject: RE: BS: Men to be phased out by 2021???....
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Jul 06 - 11:23 PM

Well, that's okay. I don't care if I'm phased out. The world will miss some great people like me. Heck, I'll miss me. Maybe I better practice more so I won't miss me. If I get really good maybe I won't miss anybody. Besides, in 2021 I'll be like, 76 or more. So that would be okay. Maybe I'll be 86. Frankly, I don't give a flying...well, I don't care how old I'll be in 2021.

Can I have one of the phasers?

Subject: RE: BS: Men to be phased out by 2021???....
From: Bobert
Date: 09 Jul 06 - 10:46 PM

G'nite, Bobert

Subject: RE: BS: Men to be phased out by 2021???....
From: Sorcha
Date: 09 Jul 06 - 10:44 PM

It's cause we seem to be the only ones awake....and I'm not for long. Say G'nite, Bobert.
G'nite, Bobert.

Subject: RE: BS: Men to be phased out by 2021???....
From: Bobert
Date: 09 Jul 06 - 10:38 PM

We cross posted, Sorch... An' on seperate threads????

Ewwwww, eeeeeee, ewwwwwww.....

Makes ya want to run thru the yard naked....

No....

...too chilly tonight...

Bobert

Subject: RE: BS: Men to be phased out by 2021???....
From: Sorcha
Date: 09 Jul 06 - 10:35 PM

Well, men can be fun in some instances.....   hee hee! :D!

Subject: BS: Men to be phased out by 2021???....
From: Bobert
Date: 09 Jul 06 - 10:33 PM

Yazzir, yazzir, yazzir...

According to a secret memo that I have come by from the WWHHJEOM, Women Who Have Had Just Enough of Men, they, womenz of the world, have plotted an' planned to rid themselves of us perminently by 2021...

Hey, in my case it my be good ridence... but as a guy who likes beer, football 'n spittin' I figure that while we are a pain in the butt, that, ahhhhhh, we beat the alternatives...

Maybe not...

Yer thoughts greatly appreciated...

Bobert (not gone yet...)