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Subject: RE: BS: ' ' From: The PA Date: 28 Feb 08 - 05:39 AM How can you draw a blank? |
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Subject: RE: BS: ' ' From: Big Al Whittle Date: 28 Feb 08 - 05:29 AM if it swims - Alf's got it sign outside a fish shop |
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Subject: RE: BS: ' ' From: John MacKenzie Date: 28 Feb 08 - 05:27 AM Was Dr Strangelove about Bill Clinton, and his plot to get rid of Fidel Castro, so he could buy his cigars holesale? If so, this would meant the sub title 'How I learned to stop worrying and love the bum', would be about Hillary's part in the affair. Talking about Bill's attempts to give up the weed, somebody said that Monica turned 35 the other day, and commented. "It only seems like yesterday she was crawling around the floor of the Oval Office, and sticking things in her mouth" My, don't they grow up quick! I blame my English teacher, who do you blame Peace? G |
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Subject: Lepidopterist ' From: Amos Date: 27 Feb 08 - 11:29 PM You're drawing a blank, again, aren't you man? |
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Subject: RE Ducks. From: Peace Date: 27 Feb 08 - 11:09 PM Defining average might defeat us all, but I'll take a stab at it. When Werner Heisenberg first proposed the Uncertainty Principle, thereby giving us the clue we needed to determine it. Hope that helps. |
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Subject: RE: BS: ' ' From: Janie Date: 27 Feb 08 - 10:58 PM Is there an average group of folkies? |
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Subject: Damn good answer. From: Peace Date: 27 Feb 08 - 10:57 PM I don't have one. |
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Subject: Damn good question. From: Peace Date: 27 Feb 08 - 10:56 PM And why is it called a tuna melt when it's the fuckin' cheese that gets melted? |
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Subject: RE: BS: ' ' From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 27 Feb 08 - 10:54 PM Do ya think anyone has ever actually been surprised by a tuna surprise? I mean other than, "Damn! I thought it was chicken in this stuff and it's fuckin' tuna! I'm not eatin' this shit! Let's go to Burger King." |
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Subject: Screwed, blued and tattooed. From: Peace Date: 27 Feb 08 - 10:45 PM But then maybe not. That stuff aside, just look at the people who have posted to this thread. The list is not yer average group of folkies. In fact, it could be the supporting cast for Dr Strangelove. |
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Subject: RE: BS: ' ' From: Peace Date: 27 Feb 08 - 10:43 PM I saw the words, too. Hey! Mr. Tambourine Man, play the piano for tea, I'm not sleepy and there is no place I'm going to. Hey! Mr. Tambourine Man, play the piano for tea In the jungle, the mighty jungle I'll come following ewes. I remember it well. |
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Subject: RE: BS: ' ' From: Amos Date: 27 Feb 08 - 10:36 PM Now you're onto something. Obama i sweeping the clitorises of the nation into states of resonance unseen since the Beatles came over from England. You put out a really good Obama doll, and you'll be selling them like hotcakes. A |
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Subject: RE: BS: ' ' From: Peace Date: 27 Feb 08 - 10:36 PM I am on an extremely erudite and timely thread with some VERY SICK PEOPLE! |
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Subject: RE: BS: ' ' From: catspaw49 Date: 27 Feb 08 - 10:29 PM All I have are a few of the Patty Poopchute dolls left over from the Infamous Good Friday Gala Fireworks Display and Debacle. I think if we changed the hair and inflated the ass compartment a bit more they would be useable. We might be able to make a buck selling them too. Say, come to think of it there are some of the Harry Hardtool dolls as well and with different hair and a little light stain they might pass for Obama............ HEY! This could work out Man.........We call them Happy Hippy Hillary and Obama-Rama-Big-Dong..........Whaddaya' think? Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: ' ' From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 27 Feb 08 - 10:11 PM It's Difficult for Mudcat People to Color. They won't stay inside the lines. |
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Subject: RE: BS: ' ' From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 27 Feb 08 - 10:08 PM And, ya ever listened to "I Am the Walrus" backwards??? No, but I once watched the words to "I Am the Walrus" float out of my stero speakers. They were written in big puffy cartoon-looking balloon letters. They slowly floated down to the floor where they were absorbed by a patchwork beanbag chair. Or maybe that was the words to "Yellow Submarine". I forget. Either way, they don't make shit like that anymore. |
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Subject: RE: BS: ' ' From: John Hardly Date: 27 Feb 08 - 10:06 PM ....or "will you share the blow-up doll"? "...Please?" |
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Subject: RE: BS: ' ' From: John Hardly Date: 27 Feb 08 - 10:05 PM Stupid question. It's Spaw. The question is "will you take your hands OFF the blow-up doll?" |
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Subject: RE: BS: ' ' From: Peace Date: 27 Feb 08 - 09:42 PM Spaw: Can you get your hands on the blow-up doll? |
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Subject: RE:There's only a pee between "rice" and "ripe" From: Rapparee Date: 27 Feb 08 - 08:30 PM Well, I knew that but I'll be you didn't. So if you want your rice ripe, just put a pee in it. Well, no, don't. That would make it rape if you did that. Just forget the whole thing. |
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Subject: RE: BS: ' ' From: catspaw49 Date: 27 Feb 08 - 08:17 PM Yeah...Yeah....Yeah....All that crap and whatever twice.......Listen Bruce, you split from that other thread before I had a chance to order up the porn pix of Hillary Clinton you mentioned. So listen, I don't want any porn stuff just some tasteful nudies, ya' know? Maybe a few ass shots would be nice......but better if they're in a sitting position with her looking over her shoulder....or kneeling on all four.......that'd be great! She's got a pretty good size firebox back there................I'll take one or two full frontals too, just be sure they aren't too "explicit" if you know what I mean.......like, uh, ya' know, she's 60 now and like Australia, everybody knows its down there and nobody cares. Color is better but I'll take some black and white Bettie Page style stuff if you have any...I think Bill likes that look.so..................... Lemmee know what you have huh? Pricing and mailing costs as well.......Have a Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: ' ' From: Bobert Date: 27 Feb 08 - 08:05 PM Ahhhhh, until now I never fully appreciated jus' what "BS" meant 'cause I was lookin' at the thread title and thinkin' "What5 if the "BS" was reversed??? Hmmmmmm??? That would make it "SB", wouldn't it... Hey, wait just a daned minute here!!! "S.B."??? Them is my performing initials, you know, Sidewalk Bob... Hmmmmmm??? What kinda thread you got going here, Brucie... And, ya ever listened to "I Am the Walrus" backwards??? B;~) |
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Subject: RE: BS: 'Mudcatters to a TEE ' From: Bert Date: 27 Feb 08 - 08:04 PM don't know exactly WHAT you're talking about |
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Subject: RE: BS: ' ' From: Amos Date: 27 Feb 08 - 08:01 PM I think its a bit late for any part of you to get Hare if it wasn't already, Bill. Maybe inside the ears, I guess -- is that where your Krishna is? A |
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Subject: RE: BS: ' ' From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 27 Feb 08 - 08:00 PM Mudcat isn't difficult for off-color people. |
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Subject: RE: BS: ' ' From: Bill D Date: 27 Feb 08 - 07:51 PM as long as it don't make my Krishna Hare |
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Subject: RE: BS: ' ' From: Amos Date: 27 Feb 08 - 07:48 PM This sort of self-abuse has got to stop -- it will put hair on your keyboard, for one thing. A |
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Subject: RE: BS: ' ' From: Sorcha Date: 27 Feb 08 - 07:48 PM If a man speaks in a forest and no woman is there to hear it, is he still wrong? |
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Subject: RE: BS: ''for gifted people-in code:/\\//\----][]3 From: Jean(eanjay) Date: 27 Feb 08 - 07:33 PM You want to talk but don't know exactly WHAT you're talking about, well, this is the thread for you. I know you believe you understand what you think I said , but I am not sure, you realise, that what you heard, is not what I meant. |
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Subject: RE: BS: ' ' From: Peace Date: 27 Feb 08 - 07:23 PM Auto-exotic triangulation? I am afraid to ask. |
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Subject: RE: BS: ' ' From: Bill D Date: 27 Feb 08 - 07:23 PM I gather they have, but they left few reports. I guess they had fun going during cumming. |
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Subject: RE: BS: ' ' From: Jeri Date: 27 Feb 08 - 07:18 PM Now THAT was funny, McGrath. Maybe we could recycle this into the MOAB or one of this "will this thread ever have # posts" threads. Threads like this always make me think of auto-erotic strangulation. Anybody ever try that? |
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Subject: RE: BS: ' ' From: Peace Date: 27 Feb 08 - 07:07 PM Heads have temples, not knowledge. --some other wise guy . . . . |
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Subject: RE: BS: ' ' From: Don Firth Date: 27 Feb 08 - 07:06 PM The doorkey to the temple of knowledge is the awareness of one's own ignorance. --some wise guy. . . . |
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Subject: :::....:.::.;;;;>;????....>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> From: Peace Date: 27 Feb 08 - 07:03 PM It's in code. |
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Subject: RE: Stupidity From: Rapparee Date: 27 Feb 08 - 07:00 PM I'm very, very proud of mine and you should be of yours. |
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Subject: RE: BS: ' ' From: McGrath of Harlow Date: 27 Feb 08 - 06:58 PM We recycle it. |
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Subject: RE: BS: ' ' From: Jeri Date: 27 Feb 08 - 06:56 PM Thank you for renewing my faith in stupidity. It's something that Mudcat apparently has in limitless quantity... |
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Subject: RE: Eggs From: Rapparee Date: 27 Feb 08 - 06:55 PM The ducks or the eggs? The eggs probably just lay there, but you can never tell about eggs. |
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Subject: RE: Ducks. From: Peace Date: 27 Feb 08 - 06:53 PM Most duck eggs take 28-30 days to hatch. Lord knows what they do at night. |
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Subject: BS: ' ' From: Peace Date: 27 Feb 08 - 06:52 PM I figured it was time for a thread title that the reader could fill in, then talk about whatever he or she wants. It may save some bandwidth in the long run because we do have so many threads about stuff that no one can figure out. You want to talk but don't know exactly WHAT you're talking about, well, this is the thread for you. |
