BS: Why?

Subject: RE: BS: Why?
From: catspaw49
Date: 16 Oct 00 - 10:40 PM

I assume you're referring to Kotter Ebbie.......Not being direct and subtle can have virtue you know?

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Why?
From: Ebbie
Date: 16 Oct 00 - 10:28 PM

Welcome back! (??)

Subject: RE: BS: Why?
From: Matt_R
Date: 16 Oct 00 - 09:45 PM

Because we like you...M-O-U-S-E

Subject: RE: BS: Why?
From: Sorcha
Date: 16 Oct 00 - 09:35 PM

Just Because

Subject: RE: BS: Why?
From: CarolC
Date: 16 Oct 00 - 08:34 PM

You all need to go a little easy on Bernard. He just got back from Llanstock.

I think the Spirits of the Welsh hills and mountains cast a spell on those who were there. They've all come back sounding a little dazed.

Carol

Subject: RE: BS: Why?
From: Dave (the ancient mariner)
Date: 16 Oct 00 - 08:33 PM

Why not?

Subject: RE: BS: Why?
From: catspaw49
Date: 16 Oct 00 - 08:04 PM

Nice try anyway Bernard........So........

How come when you bounce a check, the bank charges you more of something they already know you ain't got none of?

Why do they have locks on the doors of those 24 hour shoot-n-scoot stores?

How come you PARK in a DRIVEWAY and DRIVE on a PARKWAY?

Why do they have mailboxes in front of the Post Office? You're there!

Why do they have Braille symbols on the machines at the Drive-Up Bankcard machines?

And why do they have those signs that say "No Dogs EXCEPT Guide Dogs Allowed"??? Who's supposed to read them?

Why do we need 75 euphemisms for "fuck?"

Why is euphemism a euphemism?

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Why?
From: Zebedee
Date: 16 Oct 00 - 07:10 PM

Bernard,

If you wish me to give you the definitions and history of the words 'dyslexia,' 'abbreviation' and 'thesauraus' I will.

I could also give you various synonyms for 'thesauraus'

I have to say that such banal humour from you is a tad disappointing. Mind you, I expect you could say a lot worse about me.

Zeb

Subject: RE: BS: Why?
From: Dharmabum
Date: 16 Oct 00 - 07:07 PM

Have you noticed that nostalgia ain't what it used to be?

DB.

Subject: RE: BS: Why?
From: GUEST,Kernow Jon
Date: 16 Oct 00 - 07:02 PM

My lad once got detention at school 'cos when asked what a simile was he replied " a happy dyslexic". Some teachers got no sense of humour!
KJ

Subject: RE: BS: Why?
From: mousethief
Date: 16 Oct 00 - 06:53 PM

1. It's not.
2. So you can practice doing it on itself.
3. There is.
4. In case they hit their heads before they hit their targets.

Alex
O..O
=o=

Subject: Why?
From: Bernard
Date: 16 Oct 00 - 06:48 PM

Why...
...is 'dyslexia' so difficult to spell?
...is 'abbreviation' such a long word?
...is there no other word for 'thesaurus'?
...did kamikaze pilots wear crash helmets?