BS: Who would YOU be chained to?

Subject: RE: BS: Who would YOU be chained to?
From: Willie-O
Date: 05 Apr 01 - 04:02 PM

These two and this one.

...I am always looking for gigs as an accompanist...

Willie-O

Subject: RE: BS: Who would YOU be chained to?
From: GUEST,#1
Date: 05 Apr 01 - 03:59 PM

Eve, Mary Magdalene, Cleopatra, and Aphrodite (and maybe Xantipe to point out the naughties, so we wouldn't waste time on the others)

Subject: RE: BS: Who would YOU be chained to?
From: Bert
Date: 05 Apr 01 - 03:50 PM

Aw Kendall, you old curmudgeon! Not even Dubya?

Subject: RE: BS: Who would YOU be chained to?
From: Pseudolus
Date: 05 Apr 01 - 03:44 PM

I think since we're assuming all of the fun that should go with said chaining.....I like the idea of Valerie Bertinelli and Markie Post but I'd have to go with Kathy Ireland, Julia Roberts, Halle Berry, and my brother. Hey, I'd have to rest sometime and besides, if he found out that I was chained to Kathy, Julia, and Halle and didn't invite him......he'd kill me!!!!!

Frank

Subject: RE: BS: Who would YOU be chained to?
From: kendall
Date: 05 Apr 01 - 03:42 PM

No way would I be chained to even ONE person.

Subject: RE: BS: Who would YOU be chained to?
From: Mrs.Duck
Date: 05 Apr 01 - 03:37 PM

Damn Noreen you beat me to this one!

Subject: RE: BS: Who would YOU be chained to?
From: Jeri
Date: 05 Apr 01 - 03:36 PM

SINS, your first choices sound more like "Survivor." My bet is Bush goes first.

I can't think of anyone I want to be chained to for 5 days in combination with anyone else. I can think of lots of other people I'd like to chain together...

Subject: RE: BS: Who would YOU be chained to?
From: BobP
Date: 05 Apr 01 - 03:26 PM

Valerie Bertinelli, no contest!

Among little known facts is, I'm an expert on this:

I Saw her on that Celebrity Millionaire show last week.

Hadn't seen her in ten years.

She's no spring chicken anymore, but . . .

she actually looks better than I remember.

These thoughts ran over and over through my mind.

1) My wife's still #1; but if I had to, I could concentrate on VB's face for about 16 years - it's like all the beauty in the world concentrated right there.

2) After being raised by a heroin addict, her sister on that old TV show had to share screentime with that face. No wonder she had problems of her own.

3) Hope my wife doesn't look over and talk for just a minute more.

4) Thought Markie Post (Night Court?) and a few others were her equal, sorry Markie!

5) Married to Van Halen for 20 years, and her ears still work, even. Wow!

Oh, my wife has a few Mel Gibsons in her dream world too.

Probably healthy.

Subject: RE: BS: Who would YOU be chained to?
From: gnu
Date: 05 Apr 01 - 03:26 PM

Bert said .... And, HEY, this is a game and your spouse is a 'given' choice that everyone is going to have.

Surely you meant to say, "... is going to have to have." ?

Gosh, let me see... Rodney Dangerfield, Dennis Miller, Drew Carey, and my buddy Reggie, who can make anyone laugh with just his infectious laugh alone. We'd all be wet from crying tears of laughter and ******* ourselves laughing.

As for the supermodel types, Jamie Lee Curtis, Jamie Lee Curtis, ....

Subject: RE: BS: Who would YOU be chained to?
From: Noreen
Date: 05 Apr 01 - 03:17 PM

Eric the Viking, Patrish and two horses?

Subject: RE: BS: Who would YOU be chained to?
From: Amos
Date: 05 Apr 01 - 03:09 PM

Jen Ellen, WyoWoman, Peg, and my daughter Barky and my spouse. I do not recommend being chained to Spaw in this cyberenvironment, because he has a terrible reputation for cyberflatulence.

A

Subject: RE: BS: Who would YOU be chained to?
From: Pseudolus
Date: 05 Apr 01 - 03:08 PM

A locksmith....... :)

Frank

Subject: RE: BS: Who would YOU be chained to?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 05 Apr 01 - 03:06 PM

You gotta be kidding. Anyone getting flashbacks of life as a galley slave? My answer is: NO ONE!!!

There are no chains inside the Gates of Eden.

- LH

Subject: RE: BS: Who would YOU be chained to?
From: SINSULL
Date: 05 Apr 01 - 02:51 PM

Donald Trump (if I have to be chained to someone, at least we'll have a decent hotel room), George Bush Jr. for levity, Kendall to balance Bush, and Spaw to help us see the humor in the situation.

Actually, forget that. I want Cletus, Paw, and 2 Reg boys. For once I want to witness the chaos first hand.

Subject: RE: BS: Who would YOU be chained to?
From: Bert
Date: 05 Apr 01 - 02:41 PM

Nope, not allowed, you're ALREADY chained to your spouse.

And, HEY, this is a game and your spouse is a 'given' choice that everyone is going to have. So you have to choose four MORE. OK?

Actually SINSMELUV, Tree suggested the game and was helping me choose.

Subject: RE: BS: Who would YOU be chained to?
From: katlaughing
Date: 05 Apr 01 - 02:41 PM

I couldn't stand to be chained to any five people for any length of time! Now, cats and dogs, maybe, but I'd feel guilty chaining them to me! LOL!

Subject: RE: BS: Who would YOU be chained to?
From: Morticia
Date: 05 Apr 01 - 02:37 PM

Mel Gibson,Richard Thompson,Victoria Wood and Roger McGough.

Subject: RE: BS: Who would YOU be chained to?
From: Kim C
Date: 05 Apr 01 - 02:30 PM

Well, if spouses don't count, I'll take my buddy Chris, Sam Bush, Daniel Day-Lewis, and Tommy Lee Jones. If I can have my husband, I'll trade Tommy Lee for him. :-)

Subject: RE: BS: Who would YOU be chained to?
From: Clinton Hammond
Date: 05 Apr 01 - 02:29 PM

Stuff you!

Don't count YOUR wife if you don't want to!

-I'M- counting mine!

;-)

Subject: RE: BS: Who would YOU be chained to?
From: SINSULL
Date: 05 Apr 01 - 02:26 PM

Bert,
You didn't include Tree in that list. Did she notice? Bert???? Bert????? Wonder where she chained him? Serve him right if he's locked in the basement with a constantly replaying recording of "Honey" or "Feelings".

Subject: RE: BS: Who would YOU be chained to?
From: Bert
Date: 05 Apr 01 - 02:24 PM

Spouses don't count. That's cheating.

Subject: RE: BS: Who would YOU be chained to?
From: Clinton Hammond
Date: 05 Apr 01 - 02:22 PM

My wife and my band, and me makes 5...

;-)

Subject: Who would YOU be chained to?
From: Bert
Date: 05 Apr 01 - 02:20 PM

They were advertizing one of those silly TV shows last night, they are going to chain 5 people together for a few days. I dunno how they think these things up.

Tree says to me "Which four people would you choose be chained to?"

I chose, Jane Seymour, Seven of Nine, Leela and Zena.

So how about you?

Bert.