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Song Challenge! - Part 55 |
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Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 55 From: Amos Date: 18 Jun 01 - 12:14 AM LOL!!! What imagery!!! I'm ROTFLMAO!!! You are WHAN HOOOOT GG! A |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 55 From: Áine Date: 17 Jun 01 - 11:08 PM Here's the humble offering of TGG -- no sniggering now, I worked really hard on this ;-) (oh, go ahead . . . ) -- One point of clarification for you younger 'Catters, however; the 'bright white Maria' (pronouned 'mah-rye-uh') is a not-so-veiled reference to the 'Black Maria', which was a term that was used (at least here in Texas) for the 'paddy wagon' or the vehicle in which one was hauled off the to hoosgow (read 'jail'). I hope all of you like this rare venture of mine into the realms of genius in which my dear Challenge!rs rule completely . . .
Whoopee Tie Him Up -- Áine |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 55 From: Uncle_DaveO Date: 17 Jun 01 - 06:22 PM Dear Aine, if you tell me it's legit, it's legit!!! Dave Oesterreich |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 55 From: GUEST,sorry Monty Python Date: 17 Jun 01 - 05:42 PM I never wanted to do this job in the first place! I... I wanted to be... A Surgeon (piano vamp) Running from bed to bed! As we go on our morning rounds in the hospitals of Indianna. With the staff nurse by my side. The Gallstone, The Traciotemy, The Mighty Heart Transplant, The Hangnail and The Sex change operation. We'd sing! Sing! SING! Oh I'm a Surgeon and I'm ok. I work all night and I work all day Chorus: He's a Surgeon and He's ok. He works all night and he works all day I prep patients, I eat my lunch and I do surgery, I wear's my boots while cutting, and Quick draw when you shout three. He preps patients, He eat his lunch and he does surgery, He wear's his boots while cutting, and Quick draws when you shout three Chorus: He's a Surgeon and He's ok. He works all night and he works all day I prep patients, I struts me stuff, I like to play quick draw, I put on cowboy clothing, and scrub for surgery. He preps patients, He struts his stuff, He likes to play quick draw, He put on cowboy clothing, and scrubs for surgery.? Chorus: He's a Surgeon and He's ok. He works all night and he works all day I prep patients, I wear a mask, bandanna and a gun, I spit when I am cutting just like my dear papa. He preps patients, He wears a mask, bandanna and a gun. He spits when he is cutting?? Whats this spit while cutting Oh My and i thought you were just gung ho, Cowboy!!
Chorus line breaks fixed by mudelf ;-) |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 55 From: Áine Date: 17 Jun 01 - 03:08 PM Dear DaveO and all my darlin' Challenge!rs -- I swear on all things green that this is a legitimate news story that I found on a legitimate news service . . . really . . . -- Áine (now quit laughing, dang it . . . no, really, really, I did , , , ;-)) |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 55 From: MMario Date: 17 Jun 01 - 02:50 PM oh heck, Dave, who cares if it's true if we can get some good songs out of it? or even some funny ones? |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 55 From: Uncle_DaveO Date: 17 Jun 01 - 02:49 PM Sorry to be a spoilsport, but somehow this story didn't strike me as having too much credibility. I let my fingers do the walking There are some Testas in the Indianapolis alphabetical phone book, but no Nick or Nicholas. All right, he might have an unlisted number. The Yellow Section under Physicians and Surgeons, MD & DO, shows no Testas. There _IS_ a Midwest Medical Center, but it is an occupational health type facility, and as such I wonder if they are too likely to have an intensive care facility. Maybe. But that Lone Ranger mask sounds phoney to me. The whole thing sounds like too much of "a good story".
The old curmudeon, Dave Oesterreich |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 55 From: Áine Date: 17 Jun 01 - 02:44 PM Yee-haw, DB!! A fantastic first entry for this one ;-) Here's your S.B.L.O.B. for:
Instead of a gown, he wore a vest with a tin star, Way to go! -- Áine |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 55 From: MMario Date: 17 Jun 01 - 02:44 PM tough act to follow, too! |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 55 From: Amos Date: 17 Jun 01 - 02:27 PM LOL!! Good shew DB, good shew!! -- only an hour from post to first finish!! Purdy good!! A |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 55 From: Dharmabum Date: 17 Jun 01 - 01:11 PM MAMAS DON'T LET YOUR COWBOYS GROW UP TO BE SURGEONS
I went to the O.R.to have them do a procedure,
Instead of a gown, he wore a vest with a tin star,
(chorus)
He walked in the O.R his spurs was jingle & janglin,
The air had filled up with the odor of equine distinction,
(chorus) DB. |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 55 From: McGrath of Harlow Date: 17 Jun 01 - 12:23 PM Hank Wangford should definitely hear of this one...
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Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 55 From: wysiwyg Date: 17 Jun 01 - 10:47 AM Hardiman will be especially interested in the idea of setting up spittoons in various locations.... thanks for the tip! Duh, SPITTOONS! Why, that oughtta make things MUCH better around the house, too! ~S~ |
Subject: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 55 From: Áine Date: 17 Jun 01 - 09:59 AM Alrightey, Challenge!rs, here we go again -- We put on our red Keds and blue overalls for the last Challenge!; but, for this one, we're scrubbing up, tying on green gowns, slipping on the paper booties, and sticking a can of Skoll in our jeans pockets . . . He's A Long, Tall Surgeon -- (Indianapolis, IN) A spokesperson for the MidWest Medical Center announced today that the hospital would remove all spittoons from its surgical intensive care unit, following complaints by patients. "This has all been a colossal misunderstanding, and we want to put it behind us", said hospital spokesman Henry O'Toole. According to O'Toole, the 19th century-style saliva receptacles had been placed in the intensive care unit by Dr. Nick Testa, a staff surgeon. Anonymous sources within the hospital described Dr. Testa's reputation as a surgical "cowboy", a part he had increasingly tried to play to the maximum. "First people were just referring to him as a 'cowboy' because he basically took anyone to the OR, no matter what their problem was", said the source. "Then about five years ago, he started wearing hand-tooled cowboy boots...OK, lots of surgeons do that." Apparently several staff were upset when Dr. Testa tried last month to operate on a patient wearing a Lone Ranger style mask, after earlier wearing a bandana pulled up over his handlebar moustache, instead of a standard surgical mask. "He was just yelling: 'This IS my mask, this IS my mask', when they tried to get him out of the OR", according to Sally Stevens, a MidWestern scrub nurse. Many staff members regarded as amusing Testa's practice of carrying his stethoscope in a holster, drawing it with a rapid motion when he intended to examine a patient. However, when Testa brought three large brass spittoons into the surgical intensive care unit, patients and their families began to complain. Testa's habit of chewing tobacco and spitting towards the spittoons reportedly became increasingly disruptive to intensive care unit staff, who frequently had to change intravenous lines and dressings when Testa missed his mark. According to O'Toole, Dr. Testa is currently on vacation in Montana, and so is unavailable for comment. Go For It, Challenge!rs!! -- Áine |
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