BS: Kerry/Edwards

Subject: RE: BS: Kerry/Edwards
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 07 Jul 04 - 12:59 AM

Cultural anthropology would affirm that "finding God"is not an uncommon occurrence among drunks and junkies. Thus GB2 walks the path of the Shaman. Our current executive even professes to converse with God, translating this divine advice into righteous action, so that each M-16 round becomes a little miracle with the power to instantly admit its target to the afterlife. Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition.

Subject: RE: BS: Kerry/Edwards
From: Amergin
Date: 07 Jul 04 - 12:47 AM

I would like to see them make big issues of such things when their hero is nothing but a drunk and a junkie. Oh wait I forgot he found god.

Subject: RE: BS: Kerry/Edwards
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 07 Jul 04 - 12:46 AM

I found Benji's obfuscations both arcane and titillating : If in fact Edwards is involved in spurient and licentious episodes, I for one would like to see the snapshots.

Subject: RE: BS: Kerry/Edwards
From: CarolC
Date: 07 Jul 04 - 12:41 AM

I am really at a loss for what to say in this post, other than to convey my shock. For practical reasons, I have to confine my discussion to areas that have received insufficient public attention or in which I have something new to say. While I am not attempting to argue openly in favor of any particular position, we must remove our chains and move towards the light. (In case you didn't understand that analogy, the chains symbolize Benji's judgmental strictures, and the light represents the goal of getting all of us to provide some balance to his one-sided rejoinders.)

My mother always told me, "If you don't have something intelligent to say, just keep quiet." Apparently, Benji's mother never told him that. There is one final irony to my story. Benji's flunkies are nothing more than iconoclastic harijans.

Subject: RE: BS: Kerry/Edwards
From: CarolC
Date: 07 Jul 04 - 12:33 AM

benji, have you been playing with the complaint generator?

Subject: RE: BS: Kerry/Edwards
From: Nerd
Date: 07 Jul 04 - 12:29 AM

When bengi says

"rampant drunkenness, performances by strippers, public nudity, and other licentious and disrespectful behavior"

he means, of course, subforniculative Lewderocity...

or something.

Naw, I give up. What the heck DOES he mean?

Subject: RE: BS: Kerry/Edwards
From: Cruiser
Date: 07 Jul 04 - 12:24 AM

Bengi waxes metaphorically with metaphorical non-rhetorical metaphors...I guess.

Subject: RE: BS: Kerry/Edwards
From: GUEST,guest from NW
Date: 07 Jul 04 - 12:16 AM

what the heck is bengi talking about?

Subject: RE: BS: Kerry/Edwards
From: GUEST,mack/misophist
Date: 07 Jul 04 - 12:13 AM

I have said this in far too many elections. It's especially true this time. Jack the Ripper would be better than the imcumbent. It was true of Nixon, true of Reagan, true of George Sr, and it's true of George Jr. I can't wait for Jack to run.

Subject: RE: BS: Kerry/Edwards
From: bengi
Date: 06 Jul 04 - 11:27 PM

Yes, Virginia, when a mistake is made, the smart thing to do is to admit it and reverse course. That takes real courage. The way that Edwards stubbornly refuses to own up to his mistakes serves only to convince me that we should not concern ourselves with his putative virtue or vice. Rather, we should concern ourselves with our own welfare and the fact that if Edwards got his way, he'd be able to destabilize society. Brrrr! It sends chills down my spine just thinking about that. Technically, I find that some of Edwards's choices of words in his expostulations would not have been mine. For example, I would have substituted "politically incorrect" for "flocinauinihilipilification" and "ruthless" for "disdenominationalize." I want to make this clear, so that those who do not understand deeper messages embedded within sarcastic irony -- and you know who I'm referring to -- can process my point. Edwards yields to the mammalian desire to assert individuality by attracting attention. Unfortunately, for Edwards, "attract attention" usually implies "hammer away at the characters of all those who will not help him feed blind hatred". After having read this, you may think that Pres. Edwards Kerry-Edwards is a prime example of the ignorance, naivete, and plain old stupidity that he so adamantly criticizes. Nevertheless, you should always remember that there have been reports of rampant drunkenness, performances by strippers, public nudity, and other licentious and disrespectful behavior at every gathering of his grunts.

Subject: BS: Kerry/Edwards
From: Thomas the Rhymer
Date: 06 Jul 04 - 09:11 PM

The anouncement made my day today!

;^)

Is this a winning team? I think so.
ttr