Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever....... From: jacqui.c Date: 08 Aug 05 - 12:06 PM Our broom closet is full of coats...... |
Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever....... From: Bunnahabhain Date: 08 Aug 05 - 11:15 AM Don't ask me how it's done, but the snails are moving at sensible speeds. Using the bottom one as a reference, the others are moving at 2x,3x,4x and 5x faster than it. The lowest common multiple of these is 60, so once every 60 crossings of the lowest snail, all the snails will be in a perfect staight line. I tink it it's a variant on marquee, but don't quote me... Bunnahabhain. PS, this post will not exist until tomorrow. |
Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever....... From: John O'L Date: 08 Aug 05 - 05:41 AM Nup, nup, nup and nope. For goodness sake, I'm sitting at a komputer. No it's not komputer. Yes, we're rattling along at a cracking pace aren't we. Settle people, settle. |
Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever....... From: polaitaly Date: 08 Aug 05 - 05:32 AM Oh... I'm going too fast...sorry. See you tomorrow. |
Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever....... From: polaitaly Date: 08 Aug 05 - 05:31 AM Kapperi? Karrozze? Kiese? Kiappe??? |
Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever....... From: John O'L Date: 08 Aug 05 - 04:31 AM Nup |
Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever....... From: polaitaly Date: 08 Aug 05 - 04:03 AM Kiocciole ? ( snails ) |
Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever....... From: John O'L Date: 07 Aug 05 - 07:04 PM No we're NOT. We'll be there when we're there. Will you kids just stop asking that damn question. I spy with my little eye somthing beginning with K |
Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever....... From: GUEST,Twilly Date: 07 Aug 05 - 05:38 PM Are we there yet? |
Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever....... From: lady penelope Date: 07 Aug 05 - 05:33 PM Been watching the cat sleeping. It was gooood. TTFN Lady P. |
Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever....... From: Rustic Rebel Date: 07 Aug 05 - 05:03 PM Broom closets. I keep a broom in my broom closet. I also have a dustpan in my broom closet. If I didn't have a broom closet I would have to keep my broom in a corner somewhere. I'm very lucky to have a broom closet don't you think? I really like my broom closet. It stays fairly cool and dark. I respect the builder of my home when he built a broom closet. He was a thoughtful person. My broom closet is small but not smaller than my broom and it also fits a dustpan....... |
Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever....... From: GUEST Date: 07 Aug 05 - 01:32 PM If I'd driven slower I would not have received a speeding fine. |
Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever....... From: Little Hawk Date: 07 Aug 05 - 01:26 PM Well... I think this...thread...is actually going a bit...faster...than expected. Eh? Whaddya think? |
Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever....... From: wysiwyg Date: 07 Aug 05 - 09:17 AM L |
Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever....... From: gnu Date: 07 Aug 05 - 08:32 AM I just saw it too. Like, wow, man, neat eh? Okay... you got a stop watch? Oops, this will be over the postal limit. I know. I just won't post tomorrow. Okay... ready? |
Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever....... From: John O'L Date: 07 Aug 05 - 08:28 AM Did you see that? The snails were all in perfect alignment. That would happen once in how many million years? Bet no-one even believes me. |
Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever....... From: gnu Date: 07 Aug 05 - 07:43 AM Those are the snail males... males are always slower than females. |
Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever....... From: freda underhill Date: 07 Aug 05 - 07:07 AM ..they're going by snail mail, Laura.. |
Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever....... From: *Laura* Date: 07 Aug 05 - 06:00 AM why do some of those snaily things go slower than others? oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh. |
Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever....... From: Dave Hanson Date: 07 Aug 05 - 05:18 AM Zs would have been better Jenny, but good anyway. eri................ZZzzzz |
Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever....... From: JennyO Date: 07 Aug 05 - 04:31 AM |
Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever....... From: Dave Hanson Date: 07 Aug 05 - 01:33 AM G'day ladies and bruces. eric |
Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever....... From: John O'L Date: 06 Aug 05 - 09:32 PM Uuuummmm... Should I post? Dunno Yeah, I s'pose so Just this once I s'pose |
Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever....... From: JennyO Date: 06 Aug 05 - 09:27 PM |
Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever....... From: wysiwyg Date: 06 Aug 05 - 09:15 PM L |
Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever....... From: Liz the Squeak Date: 06 Aug 05 - 08:52 PM So you want it sssssllllllllllllzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz LTSzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz |
Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever....... From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 06 Aug 05 - 08:26 PM I've tried several times to post to this thread, but every time I do I get very sleepy. Think I'll go take a nap now. |
Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever....... From: wysiwyg Date: 06 Aug 05 - 02:03 PM I |
Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever....... From: Bill D Date: 06 Aug 05 - 11:58 AM THE DUMMY LINE Across the prairie on a streak of rust There's something moving in a cloud of dust It crawls into the valley with a wheeze and whine It's the two o'clock flyer on the Dummy Line Riding on the Dummy, on the Dummy Line Rain or shine, I'll pay my fine Rain or shine I'll pay my fine Riding on the Dummy, on the Dummy Line I saw a snail go whizzing past A guy said, my, this train is going fast Said I, Old man, that may be true But the question is, What's it fastened to? I said to the brakeman, can't you speed up a bit? Said he, You can walk, if you don't like it Said I, Old man, I'd take your dare But the folks don't expect me till the train gets there |
Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever....... From: JennyO Date: 06 Aug 05 - 09:16 AM er.... |
Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever....... From: John O'L Date: 06 Aug 05 - 01:14 AM Hmmm |
Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever....... From: wysiwyg Date: 05 Aug 05 - 09:59 PM B |
Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever....... From: GUEST,Cluin Date: 05 Aug 05 - 09:21 PM Want to hear what I think? |
Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever....... From: Sttaw Legend Date: 05 Aug 05 - 07:32 PM 101 |
Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever....... From: Sttaw Legend Date: 05 Aug 05 - 07:31 PM harriWattsband |
Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever....... From: Liz the Squeak Date: 05 Aug 05 - 07:11 PM I like it slow............. LTS |
Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever....... From: Ebbie Date: 05 Aug 05 - 05:15 PM goingslowlymakesmenervousIoncewatchedamansweepinghissidewalkwithanuprightbroomhemovedthebroomaboutthreeinchesaatimeIhadtoleaveafterafewminutesoftalkingitmademesonervousDoyouhaveanyideahowdifficultitistotypethisway? |
Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever....... From: number 6 Date: 05 Aug 05 - 04:18 PM I'm ... not ... ... going to do this ... ... for Bill Shatner |
Subject: BS: Slowest....thread............ever....... From: Little Hawk Date: 05 Aug 05 - 04:09 PM Okay... Here we go.... This is to be the slowest thread ever. To be slow, it must receive very, very, very few posts. Preferably only one a day. But it must continue, day after day, week after week, month after month, year after year. Please post to this thread very sporadically and very occasionally, just enough to keep it from vanishing completely. Try to say boring things that interest no one. That should do it. Let's see if we can master this latest concept and make it fly...like...a...lead.........balloon. Do it for Bill (Shatner). Go. But go slowly. |