Will Help Ever Be Back?

Subject: RE: Will Help Ever Be Back?
From: Joe Offer
Date: 08 May 07 - 02:07 AM

Well, I asked Max to make it so only the volunteer moderators can read it. That way, we can give help when help is needed - and maybe it will not be the trolls' playground that it had become.
Max has a number of other projects to do that have more priority, so don't expect to see a help forum of any sort soon. If you need help, contact me or one of the volunteers.

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That was the long answer.

The short answer?
...Not bloody likely.

-Joe-
[e-mail]

Subject: RE: Will Help Ever Be Back?
From: Q (Frank Staplin)
Date: 08 May 07 - 12:14 AM

....And its fate is still unlearned/ it may float forever in the Mudcat waters, the Help that never returned.

Subject: RE: Will Help Ever Be Back?
From: Azizi
Date: 07 May 07 - 11:26 PM

That said, I agree that in the end the help forum was a mess.

Too bad.

Subject: RE: Will Help Ever Be Back?
From: Azizi
Date: 07 May 07 - 11:23 PM

Help Forum Posters

I don't know what's wrong with those folks anyway!

Help Forum Posters!

Who can understand anything they say?

Help Forum Posters!

They were disobedient, disrespectful oafs!

Noisy, crazy, dirty, lazy, loafers!

And while we're on the subject:

Help Forum Posters!

You can talk and talk till your face is blue!

Help Forum Posters!

But that won't bring that help forum back to you.

Why can't they be like we are,

Perfect in every way?

What's the matter with the Help Forum Posters anyway?

Help Forum Posters!

We tried to raise them the best we could

Help Forum Posters! Help Forum Posters!

Laughing, singing, dancing, grinning, morons!

And while we're on the subject!

Help Forum Posters! They were just impossible to control!

Help Forum Posters! With their awful clothes and their rock an' roll!

[Rock and Roll??!]

[Anyway...]

Why can't they be like we are

Perfect in every way.

What's the matter with Help Forum Posters

anyway!


[with apologies to the Bye Bye Birdie lyrics]

Subject: RE: Will Help Ever Be Back?
From: GUEST,.gargoyle
Date: 07 May 07 - 11:13 PM

No help for the doggless

Sincerely,
Gargoyle

Second time around - let us see if dislexia gets the message through.

Subject: RE: Will Help Ever Be Back?
From: katlaughing
Date: 07 May 07 - 10:33 PM

It was a complete mess and totally useless. Most folks know, by now, they can PM Joe Offer or one of the clones and get things taken care. I hope they never bring it back.

Subject: RE: Will Help Ever Be Back?
From: artbrooks
Date: 07 May 07 - 10:29 PM

Well, Help was occasionally useful, more for newbies than for those of us who have been around for a while. However, as we all know, it had been pretty seriously hijacked by jerks. I'd just as soon leave it in hiatus for a while.

Subject: RE: Will Help Ever Be Back?
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 07 May 07 - 10:00 PM

"And I do appreciate you being round."

Although some might say that you're obese....

Subject: RE: Will Help Ever Be Back?
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 07 May 07 - 09:58 PM

Help, I need the forum,
Help, not just any forum,
Help, you know I need the forum, help.

Subject: RE: Will Help Ever Be Back?
From: Azizi
Date: 07 May 07 - 09:51 PM

HELP!

{Beatles}

Help, I need somebody,
Help, not just anybody,
Help, you know I need someone, help.

When I was younger, so much younger than today,
I never needed anybody's help in any way.
But now these days are gone, I'm not so self assured,
Now I find I've changed my mind and opened up the doors.

Help me if you can, I'm feeling down
And I do appreciate you being round.
Help me, get my feet back on the ground,
Won't you please, please help me.

And now my life has changed in oh so many ways,
My independence seems to vanish in the haze.
But every now and then I feel so insecure,
I know that I just need you like I've never done before.

Help me if you can, I'm feeling down
And I do appreciate you being round.
Help me, get my feet back on the ground,
Won't you please, please help me.

When I was younger, so much younger than today,
I never needed anybody's help in any way.
But now these daya are gone, I'm not so self assured,
Now I find I've changed my mind and opened up the doors.

Help me if you can, I'm feeling down
And I do appreciate you being round.
Help me, get my feet back on the ground,
Won't you please, please help me, help me, help me, oh.

http://www.seeklyrics.com/lyrics/Beatles/Help.html

Subject: RE: Will Help Ever Be Back?
From: Sorcha
Date: 07 May 07 - 09:34 PM

Kumbaya, Lord, Kumbaya.....

Subject: RE: Will Help Ever Be Back?
From: Azizi
Date: 07 May 07 - 09:22 PM

By and by, Lord, by and by.

Subject: RE: Will Help Ever Be Back?
From: Sorcha
Date: 07 May 07 - 09:13 PM

In the sky, lord, in the sky.....

Subject: RE: Will Help Ever Be Back?
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 07 May 07 - 08:40 PM

'Oh will the Help Forum, make a comeback
on the Mudcat in the sky?'

Sorry...

Subject: RE: Will Help Ever Be Back?
From: Peace
Date: 07 May 07 - 08:09 PM

Here ya go, Sorcha.

Subject: Will Help Ever Be Back?
From: Sorcha
Date: 07 May 07 - 07:51 PM

This is a test. This is only a test. If the Help forum were back you could go there. Seems that all threads inquiring about it are deleted.

I repeat, this is just a test.