BS: What's on the grill? ...your caption

Subject: RE: BS: What's on the grill? ...your caption
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 29 Jun 08 - 05:27 PM

Heard a good one on radio the other day pertaining to Mr Gere....

An interview between the actor Michael Caine, a neighbour of Mr Gere, and Giles Coren, son of the late Alan Coren, beloved of BBC Radio 4 programmes....

"Coren: So, you must know the answer to the big question, Michael. Is Richard Gere gay?
Caine: I don't know if he's actually gay but he'd probably help out if they were short handed!"

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: What's on the grill? ...your caption
From: GUEST,lansing
Date: 29 Jun 08 - 03:46 PM

just read the last one...laughing so hard i couldn't open my eyes enough to see the screen.!!!

Subject: RE: BS: What's on the grill? ...your caption
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 29 Jun 08 - 03:39 PM

Is it safe??..Has Mr. Gere, gone yet???

Subject: RE: BS: What's on the grill? ...your caption
From: Little Hawk
Date: 29 Jun 08 - 10:37 AM

I can't touch bottom!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: What's on the grill? ...your caption
From: topical tom
Date: 29 Jun 08 - 10:24 AM

Hey, dude, where's the treadmill?

Subject: RE: BS: What's on the grill? ...your caption
From: Severn
Date: 29 Jun 08 - 10:22 AM

"Is this the eviler of two grates?"

"Why is the guy in chef's whites singing 'If I Had A Hamster'?"

"I hope the cretin who did this to me pulls a hamstering muscle, or worse!"

This is what you get when someone's sent to chef's school on a Rhodent Scolarship.

Subject: RE: BS: What's on the grill? ...your caption
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 29 Jun 08 - 07:34 AM

Whaddya mean Hamster Jam, isn't that in Europe?

Subject: RE: BS: What's on the grill? ...your caption
From: Becca72
Date: 29 Jun 08 - 06:57 AM

"Hamster, the other white meat"

Subject: RE: BS: What's on the grill? ...your caption
From: skarpi
Date: 29 Jun 08 - 06:55 AM

whats on my BBQ grill a lamp and in agust I Will get from my Island
some seabirds on my disk

Atb Skarpi

Subject: RE: BS: What's on the grill? ...your caption
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 29 Jun 08 - 05:09 AM

'No, you want gerbil, the tail is the best bit!'

'So this is why they made me fill my cheeks with sage and onion stuffing.'

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: What's on the grill? ...your caption
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 29 Jun 08 - 04:56 AM

OK I'll come out with my paws up, just put that brochette stick away.

G

Subject: RE: BS: What's on the grill? ...your caption
From: Rasener
Date: 29 Jun 08 - 04:07 AM

"Gladiators! Are you ready?"

Probably a a Uk program, so sorry if you don't understand the caption.

Subject: RE: BS: What's on the grill? ...your caption
From: Bill D
Date: 28 Jun 08 - 10:49 PM

"I am rethinking my plan to be the first fire-walking rodent"

or

"Please...don't let go!"

Subject: RE: BS: What's on the grill? ...your caption
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Jun 08 - 10:46 PM

Oh my God...it's full of barbecue sauce down there....

Subject: RE: BS: What's on the grill? ...your caption
From: Alice
Date: 28 Jun 08 - 10:41 PM

Close the lid! I need privacy!

Subject: RE: BS: What's on the grill? ...your caption
From: topical tom
Date: 28 Jun 08 - 10:38 PM

Yaaaahoooo! This is grate!Let's get it on!

Subject: RE: BS: What's on the grill? ...your caption
From: Alice
Date: 28 Jun 08 - 10:17 PM

and thread drift takes over again...
LOOK at the photo in first message!!! LOL

Subject: RE: BS: What's on the grill? ...your caption
From: Little Hawk
Date: 28 Jun 08 - 09:21 PM

I think the dog was just a paid actor who was in on the scheme...

Subject: RE: BS: What's on the grill? ...your caption
From: Bobert
Date: 28 Jun 08 - 09:00 PM

Remember what???

Oh yeah, the dog and the gun... No, I never read National Lampoon 'er even saw the made-4-TV movie either...

Ahhhhh, what ever happened to the dog??? Hope it outlived the magazine... That would be justice, wouldn't it??? No, this is even better... The dog was owned by the publisher of the mag who died of a rare blood desease but before he died he rewrote his will and left everything to the Dog, magazine and all... So the dog wakes up the following morning, takes a cab to "National Lampoon" office and fires the guy who came up with the idea to have the dog shot... No, better yet, the dog has a couzin from Trenton, New Jersey, who has a freind... You can guess the rest...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: What's on the grill? ...your caption
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 28 Jun 08 - 08:51 PM

Ok, you dirty rats, you killed my brother.....

Subject: RE: BS: What's on the grill? ...your caption
From: Little Hawk
Date: 28 Jun 08 - 08:44 PM

National Lampoon used to run an ad with a cute dog with a gun at its head saying: "Buy our magazine or we'll shoot this dog!"

Remember that one, Bobert?

Subject: RE: BS: What's on the grill? ...your caption
From: Bobert
Date: 28 Jun 08 - 08:18 PM

Kaerl Rove certainly could use a good grillin', LH... I'd pay to sit on a metal foldin' chair to watch... Even pay $5 a beer from the beer vender... I reckon that 'bout a couple hundred million other folks would pay also...

Hmmmmmmm???

Know that deficit that we got??? Take the proceeeds from a Rove-Burning event an' I'd guarentee that we'd be running a surplus the next day...

Run with it, LH...

BTW, back in the 60's a bunch of us held a "puppy-burn"... Well, that's what we promoted... We had about a thousand students show up all righteous and ready to fight to save a puppy... Problem was (for them) that there weren't no puppy... Just a bunch of us anti-war folks making speeches about the screwed up war in Vietnam...

Nevermind...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: What's on the grill? ...your caption
From: Alice
Date: 28 Jun 08 - 08:11 PM

yup,
reminder!!!
Click on the link in the first message to see the photo to caption!!!

Subject: RE: BS: What's on the grill? ...your caption
From: Little Hawk
Date: 28 Jun 08 - 08:07 PM

Oh. Sorry. That was not another caption for the hamster picture. It was my suggestion for the grill menu.

How about: "HELLLLPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Subject: RE: BS: What's on the grill? ...your caption
From: Little Hawk
Date: 28 Jun 08 - 08:05 PM

Karl Rove done up suckling pig style with an apple in his mouth...

Subject: RE: BS: What's on the grill? ...your caption
From: Bobert
Date: 28 Jun 08 - 08:01 PM

Frankenrabbit... Nicer than the prototype with those unsightly electrodes stickin' outta the neck...

Subject: RE: BS: What's on the grill? ...your caption
From: Emma B
Date: 28 Jun 08 - 07:53 PM

They warned me at Hamster spy school I might be grilled....

Subject: BS: What's on the grill? ...your caption
From: Alice
Date: 28 Jun 08 - 07:37 PM

What's on the grill?

(happy 4th of July, coming soon to a grill near you)