BS: Sign me up for slavery please!

Subject: RE: BS: Sign me up for slavery please!
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 12 Jul 08 - 01:23 PM

He is indeed, Gnu. Reckon he is as good as Besty was though? And ol' George never complained about slavery did he.

"I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered."

Reckon Ronnie would ever come out with anything like that?

:D

Subject: RE: BS: Sign me up for slavery please!
From: gnu
Date: 12 Jul 08 - 01:07 PM

No, Dave. The sooner the better. Hehehehe... just thought of something... my old man used to call it "Plantin' Shamrocks."

Of course, ya can't deny little Chrissy is a fantastic athelete. But that crap showed his true colours.

Subject: RE: BS: Sign me up for slavery please!
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 12 Jul 08 - 07:13 AM

Maybe the other way round, Gnu. Pissed on and then buried under the pitch?

:D

Subject: RE: BS: Sign me up for slavery please!
From: gnu
Date: 11 Jul 08 - 01:33 PM

I think he should be buried under the pitch and pissed on. And I'll buy the pints top get Rooney ready for the first piss, and the second. After Rooney got that red for pushing him him away in disgust last year.... oh dear... why can't I let that go?

Subject: RE: BS: Sign me up for slavery please!
From: Uncle_DaveO
Date: 11 Jul 08 - 12:02 PM

Rather than enslaved, he seems to be very advantageously indentured.

Dave Oesterreich

Subject: BS: Sign me up for slavery please!
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 11 Jul 08 - 11:36 AM

Christiano Ronaldo (Manchester United and Portuguese soccer player) has agreed with Sepp Blatter (FIFA President) that he is being treated like a slave by Manchester United. I'll let you read the article in the Independant and decide for yourself if he is right or wrong.

If he is right can I become the same sort of slave please? I'll do anything you demand - even play football!

Cheers

Dave