BS: George Carlin on the crisis -adult words

Subject: RE: BS: George Carlin on the crisis -adult words
From: Donuel
Date: 17 Oct 08 - 09:19 AM

It was one of those full moon nights. I was painting outside until 2AM then came in and did the Carlin thing in Word until 2:45.
If I had any weed I could'a punched it up to near Carlin standards.
George and I feel the same about religion and spirtualism. well maybe not George cuz he's f-ing dead now.

I have dozens of one post wonders, either too gross or a picture that just is what it is. Little Hawk dosn't have that distinction escpecially with his brilliant invention of Chongo Chinga and the the entire sub culture that mirrors ours. LH should have teamed up with me to illustrate it and get it nationally syndicated...
too late now though.

Kat your shout out is always welcome.


Speaking of Scranton Pennsylvania !$?

I used to spend weekends there as a kid with my folks going to antique shops and such. The Song 30,000 lbs of bannanas is about Scranton's rt. 81.
Also Scranton has many abandoned coal mines which somtimes cave in and was known for the never ending underground coal fires that burned for decades.
Scranton now has the hit series Office about a paper company in Scranton. ITs got home son Biden and a new road to the WHite House going down Main Street.

This time of year Scranton puts on its finest. I would have to say what ever Los Angeles has to offer, Scranton has the opposite.

Subject: RE: BS: George Carlin on the crisis -adult words
From: katlaughing
Date: 17 Oct 08 - 12:24 AM

If yer channelling him, Don, you did a bang up job!

Subject: RE: BS: George Carlin on the crisis -adult words
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 16 Oct 08 - 11:16 PM

I wonder if you were trying to pull a LH and have a one-post thread?










Just wondering. :)

Subject: BS: George Carlin on the crisis -adult words
From: Donuel
Date: 16 Oct 08 - 02:30 AM

George Carlin on our Economic Crisis

Hi folks I'm in a hurry because I'm having a bad flesh day since I fuckin died. I want to say that I was right, there is no after life like in the bible. There is an after-life after you're born but after you die it's just an after-death. By the way my dying was not God's will, God didn't leave me a thing in his will. No I'm not looking down on you from up there or down there, I'm just stuck in some neurons of some guy named Don, how cute is that? Aww on the whole he's a good fuck. Still I never had any use for full blown whackaloons, plagiarists or middlemen of the spirit world channeling Mussolini's dog, but what the fuck do I care? I'm fucking dead!

I always wanted to watch a total disastrous catastrophic meltdown of the planet on TV, you know something like a level 25 earthquake on the Richter scale and I did get to see some pretty good ones before I 'went awaaay'. Now you have an economic crisis so big you don't have time for rational solutions, so I thought I might tell you what it's all about and what you should do about it.

First its all Bullshit and its not good for ya. Oooo the pundits are smiling and talking in grim scary jargon and selling the failure with a big fuckin happy face. They say things like the market has reached fresh NEW lows, or when we hit the bottom we will be able to see the light at the end of the tunnel... I'm dead folks and I'm telling ya, there is no tunnel. There iain't no light. These wonder boys on TV are cheering and jumping around when the market has one good day, like a tight end doing an end zone dance for 5 minutes when his team is down 63 to 6.
You know I used to talk about the country going down the tubes and I'd say what tubes? Where are they? You'd think someone would have seen them. Now I know where they are, they are in your banks.


Here is what the greedy dishonest degenerate yuppie boomer Wall Street CEO motherfuckers did with their $500 million salaries. They actually hired a NASA rocket scientist with nuclear physics experience to think up a scheme where they could sell empty space for trillions of dollars. He came up with something even better, he invented the mortgage derivative which was like selling your $1,000 dollar debt to Vinnie the bookie for a $100,000 bucks. The key to the whole rip-off was Joey down in the bond rating department who had to stamp the derivative trash with a Triple Grade AAA All American seal of approval. Joey probably made 160 grand a year and the scientist made 25 mil. I don't care, cuz I'm dead but you're starting to care when your money and job go awaaay.

You hear these cluster fuckwads say we have to inject fluidity into the banking system, which is code words for "We are going to fuck you in the ass and take your money".
In their infinite self esteem, boats cars homes and resorts these giant ass holes needed all of your money. But ya know as big an ass hole they are, you had to be just as big a sucker. We're suckers who keep on sucking while our jobs pensions and savings are sucked dry…well all except me since I'm fuckin dead.

What can you do about it? There is one way to deal with these heavy duty thrill seekers.
You could lower these white Republican bankers upside down into a vat of boiling oil on live TV. That should change the system. Or how about when these bankers go to launder the drug money we require them to hold onto the first trillion as a deposit to help with lending. That's right drug money is one of the few revenues still flowing in everyday. Now when Don Carlos in Columbia finds out about the bank holding his cash …vffftptt.. there is one less white Republican banker.   How about a televised Guillotine show where the blade bisects a Wall Street CEO starting at the butt crack?

I'm not sayin this economic crisis doesn't have an upside. For example we now have a pretty good idea how much cash it takes white patriotic republican Christian mother fuckers to sell out their country, their God and a global economy. You got a pretty good idea what you are worth too. You are worth living the rest of your life paying back the 60 trillion dollars that these geniuses' set on fire to light their cigar. American ass hole businessmen selling failure has been America's biggest success so far.

The candidates were talking about Joe the Plumber tonight, and I think I know why. Joe is used to being up to his elbows in shit, and so is the country. No matter who wins its gonna be the best and worst of times. It won't matter if its Obama (I spell it…a A Bom) or McCain (spelled MIC can) MIC meaning military industrial complex.


I never used to vote because if I did I would not have the right to complain, but this time when everyone needs change or even spare change, I really miss the opportunity to elect Sarah Palin President. Right when I thought no one on Earth could be worse than George Bush … they find this six pack beauty pageant hockey moose mom washed in the blood of Jesus. This I gotta see. But I won't, since I'm fuckin dead so don't look for me when you go awaaay.