Thought for the Day (June 15)

Subject: RE: Thought for the Day (June 15)
From: Roger the zimmer
Date: 15 Jun 99 - 11:45 AM

Dilbert: The person whose cubicle is nearest to the manager gets the most assignments
Roger: The person whose cubicle is furthest from the manager gets to keep checking back on the Mudcat.

Subject: RE: Thought for the Day (June 15)
From: reggie miles
Date: 15 Jun 99 - 11:17 AM

I think every thought for the day should leave a grin!;)

Subject: RE: Thought for the Day (June 15)
From: catspaw49
Date: 15 Jun 99 - 11:05 AM

Thanks for the joke.

My day started out when Karen woke me up saying. "There's a bowling ball stuck under the Prelude." Now I realize that in your house this would be as ludicrous as finding a carp playing "Yellow Rose of Texas" on an accordion in your kitchen, but in OUR house it made perfect sense. So the first 10 minutes of my day was spent dislodging said bowling ball.

Thanks for the joke.

catspaw

Subject: RE: Thought for the Day (June 15)
From: Fadac
Date: 15 Jun 99 - 10:38 AM

Weeeeelll, He could have found a pair of pantyhose (used).

Subject: RE: Thought for the Day (June 15)
From: Stirling
Date: 15 Jun 99 - 10:32 AM

I would think a joke like that should be prefaced by words to the effect: "I apologize in advance for what you are about to read" - hehe

Subject: Thought for the Day (June 15)
From: Peter T.
Date: 15 Jun 99 - 08:52 AM

A man is just about to enter an elegant restaurant, when he sees a sign saying "Ties Are Required". Not wearing a tie, he is stuck. He goes back to his car, and rummages around looking for anything that he might use as a substitute. He finds some jumper cables, and ties them on. When he gets to the entrance, the maitre d' looks at him very suspiciously, and then says: "Well, go on in. Just don't start anything."
Yours, Peter T.