How to behave on an Internet Forum

Subject: RE: How to behave on an Internet Forum
From: jacqui.c
Date: 29 Apr 09 - 05:37 PM

I can see the problem Dave - if you're not used to English English with a slight regional accent it would probably be a little difficult to follow.

Very good advice though.

Subject: RE: How to behave on an Internet Forum
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 29 Apr 09 - 04:42 PM

To behave on an Internet forum,
One should use a degree of decorum
Post not the bad word
in the pub overheard,
For few folk can bear to ignore 'em.

A flaming you'll get for your trouble
And insults returned at the double.
Your ears will get burned,
Your emails returned
And your domain reduced to small rubble.





Don't ask where I found that...

LTS

Subject: RE: How to behave on an Internet Forum
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 29 Apr 09 - 04:07 AM

Another brilliant link. I just love my electric friendship generator and the Mudcat placebook. I want to say that out loud now with a Marvin the Martian voice.

Har har har... I am sucha goober.

Subject: RE: How to behave on an Internet Forum
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 28 Apr 09 - 05:34 PM

Along the same lines (but they speak slower) here's one for some of you.

Subject: RE: How to behave on an Internet Forum
From: GUEST,.gargoyle
Date: 28 Apr 09 - 04:53 PM

Ah - yes - your charactor is certainly portrayed quite well Mr. Villan

Post Count = Rule Number Five
Every time you post - your post count goes up by one.

Some people seem to think that the higher their post count the more worthy and valuable they are to society at large - frankly the exact opposite appears to be the case.. Make sure your reply is funny or interesting or better yet funny and interesting - never believe that "I agreee LOL" is an appropriate reply.

In your case we may add - posting links to on-line-videos - without explanation - is also never appropriate.

You appear to have a lot to offer Mr. V. - slow down - perhaps place a limit of no more than five posts a day upon yourself and make those posts "QUALITY" rather than quantity. (nearly 30 posts yesterday?)

Sincerely,
Gargoyle

Respect the admins = Step Six

It is their website and they can do whatever the Hell they like with it - you are a guest and hazzeling them about how they run things (chat is down - super search is defective - where does the money go?) Is akin to going to your relative's house and hurling one out in the tea pot.

Subject: RE: How to behave on an Internet Forum
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 28 Apr 09 - 04:34 PM

at's brilliant. i laffed so hard i got eyeball juice.

what kind of humans Dave? DON'T BE SUCH A NAZI!

snork... just kiddin.

Subject: RE: How to behave on an Internet Forum
From: Uncle_DaveO
Date: 28 Apr 09 - 04:25 PM

It might have been interesting if the narrator had slowed to about half the speed, so he was intelligible to human beings.

Dave Oesterreich

Subject: RE: How to behave on an Internet Forum
From: Nancy King
Date: 28 Apr 09 - 04:18 PM

Very good indeed!! Wish I had any confidence that the people who actually need those admonitions will pay any attention to them...

Subject: How to behave on an Internet Forum
From: Rasener
Date: 28 Apr 09 - 04:11 PM

This link is worth looking at.

http://www.videojug.com/film/how-to-behave-on-an-internet-forum