Thought for the Day (July 9)

Subject: RE: Thought for the Day (July 9)
From: Art Thieme
Date: 12 Jul 99 - 10:51 AM

When I was born so long ago,
Mama showed me the gate,
And I kept gettin' bigger
'Til now I'm 58.

Thanks folks,

Art

Subject: RE: Thought for the Day (July 9)
From: Danielspiritsong
Date: 10 Jul 99 - 02:08 AM

Hmmm....

My grandfather was a violinist and a classic music purist, and the most he ever said to me was: "Get the hell out of here, I'm trying to practice!"

Subject: RE: Thought for the Day (July 9)
From: catspaw49
Date: 09 Jul 99 - 12:38 PM

In looking at your typo Kat, I'm trying to figure if that is sentiment or sediment...........considering the uh, poem...I'm opting for sediment. Perhaps you need a sedative or a sedagive. Whatever...Get the broom.

catspaw

Subject: RE: Thought for the Day (July 9)
From: katlaughing
Date: 09 Jul 99 - 12:24 PM

High Art, he used to be?
In nineteen hundred and sixty-three?
Not of the chemical varietee...
We're just speaking musicallee!

And, what is this used to be?
Read his posts of high frivolitee!
'is ArtFull Dodging, all agree
Embodies Mudcat' to a tee!

Argghhhh! Of the top of me 'ead isn't quite right, today! Somebody put me and the 'Cat out of ur misery, please! Oh, well the setiments are there!

Subject: RE: Thought for the Day (July 9)
From: Steve Parkes
Date: 09 Jul 99 - 08:56 AM

My grandfather was a cobbler who spoke nothing but thick Brummie ...

My father was a thick Brummie who spoke nothing but cobblers ...

Actually, it's not true, but I don't like to let facts get in the way of a good gag.

Steve

P.S. By the way, how old is the old chap?

Subject: Thought for the Day (July 9)
From: Peter T.
Date: 09 Jul 99 - 08:47 AM

"As my poor father used to say
in 1863,
Once people start on all this Art
Goodbye Moralitee!
And what my father used to say
Is good enough for me."

-- Sir A.P. Herbert(Lines for a Worthy Person)
[Homage to A.T. on his Birthday]