BS: AlienatedRomanDachshundsOf Scotland +or-

Subject: RE: BS: AlienatedRomanDachshundsOf Scotland +or-
From: Little Hawk
Date: 02 Mar 10 - 04:33 PM

Eh, what? I've never felt better.

Subject: RE: BS: AlienatedRomanDachshundsOf Scotland +or-
From: Amos
Date: 02 Mar 10 - 04:12 PM

As you can see from LH's post, he is already upset, and your warning is too late.


A

Subject: RE: BS: AlienatedRomanDachshundsOf Scotland +or-
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 02 Mar 10 - 03:51 PM

Don't alienate squirrels, they put out forest fires

Subject: RE: BS: AlienatedRomanDachshundsOf Scotland +or-
From: Little Hawk
Date: 02 Mar 10 - 03:36 PM

I do! And have been doing so for many, many years. I can't do both at the same time, though, because squirrels are not nocturnal.

It's fun chasing squirrels. You pretend at first to have no interest in them until they wander quite near. Then you suddenly make a wild rush at them. The squirrel immediately bolts up the nearest tree and then goes into a frenzy of furious chittering and squawking abuse that can go on for some time. If you imitate his vocal insults and make rude gestures, he gets even more upset and starts jumping around on the limb in extreme indignation. The objective is to get the squirrel so upset that he falls out of the tree. That almost never happens, but it's fun trying...

Dachshunds do this too, in their own fashion, but their intention is to catch the squirrel and eat it when it falls out of the tree. They very seldom succeed.

Subject: RE: BS: AlienatedRomanDachshundsOf Scotland +or-
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Mar 10 - 01:31 PM

Well, I'm pretty sure LH barks at the moon AND chases squirrels.

Subject: RE: BS: AlienatedRomanDachshundsOf Scotland +or-
From: Bill D
Date: 02 Mar 10 - 01:07 PM

In Scotland, that's "naebody kens ye bark at the moon"

Subject: RE: BS: AlienatedRomanDachshundsOf Scotland +or-
From: Amos
Date: 02 Mar 10 - 12:20 PM

I am beginning to suspect that Rapaire and LH are, actually, dachshunds using AI voice-to-English-to-text computerized translators. They are living proof of the old adage, "On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog...".


A

Subject: RE: BS: AlienatedRomanDachshundsOf Scotland +or-
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Mar 10 - 09:56 AM

Assuming it's not already too late.

But then, all time is dachshund time if you're a dachshund.

Subject: RE: BS: AlienatedRomanDachshundsOf Scotland +or-
From: Little Hawk
Date: 02 Mar 10 - 09:18 AM

My clock tells me that it is now 9:18 AM.

Dachshund Time! ;-)

Subject: RE: BS: AlienatedRomanDachshundsOf Scotland +or-
From: Amos
Date: 01 Mar 10 - 04:21 PM

Hell, Little HAwk, congratulations. You got one fact right from the stream of incoherent drivel. Like a broken clock, right twice a day.


A

Subject: RE: BS: AlienatedRomanDachshundsOf Scotland +or-
From: Little Hawk
Date: 01 Mar 10 - 01:47 PM

Gad. It's shocking and saddening to see a perfectly normal beer-addled loser from Fresno forget totally who he is and turn into a fictional psuedo-intellectual putz from San Diego who casually reels off terms like "hallucinatory reality-structures" as if he was talking about something he actually understood! Shocking and saddening.

Think how upset Louie's poor wife must get when she reads that tripe. This was NOT the guy she married.

Subject: RE: BS: AlienatedRomanDachshundsOf Scotland +or-
From: Amos
Date: 01 Mar 10 - 01:11 PM

LOL!!!

I have an explanation for this joint narcissistic delusion. I think it is a side-effect of over-exposure to gray skies and cold weather, which slows the brains down of people in Idaho and Canada, inducing hallucinatory reality-structures as a defense mechanism until they can catch up in the Spring.

A

Subject: RE: BS: AlienatedRomanDachshundsOf Scotland +or-
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Mar 10 - 12:51 PM

Here's a photo of it. Note the privacy curtains.

Subject: RE: BS: AlienatedRomanDachshundsOf Scotland +or-
From: Little Hawk
Date: 01 Mar 10 - 12:40 PM

His real name isn't Amos, it's Louie. Louie Troutfriend. And his room is a trash-strewn "den" inside a dilapidated trailer home on the outskirts of Fresno, ankle-deep in discarded beer cans, cigarette butts, and old Penthouse magazines...

Subject: RE: BS: AlienatedRomanDachshundsOf Scotland +or-
From: olddude
Date: 01 Mar 10 - 11:20 AM

bad Amos, bad bad, go to your room !!

Subject: RE: BS: AlienatedRomanDachshundsOf Scotland +or-
From: Amos
Date: 01 Mar 10 - 11:12 AM

Scotland needs no improvement, Little Hawk, least of all by an invasion of animated German sausages with artificial intelligence in inadequate doses.


A

Subject: RE: BS: AlienatedRomanDachshundsOf Scotland +or-
From: Little Hawk
Date: 01 Mar 10 - 11:07 AM

I'm in favour of it. Scotland can only be improved by further infusions of Dachshunds, alienated or otherwise.

"Ramona, come closer, shut softly your buggy little eyes.
The pangs of your hunger will ease when I give you these fries..."

Subject: RE: BS: AlienatedRomanDachshundsOf Scotland +or-
From: GUEST,leeneia
Date: 01 Mar 10 - 10:28 AM

There's an alienated dachshund next door to me. She shows no sign of roamin, however.

In the yard next door to HER live a German shepherd and a rottweiler. Even the dachshund (Ramona is her name) has the rudimentary intelligence to know that she stands no chance against them.

So the neighbors open the door, shout "Go potty! Go potty!" (It's embarrassing to listen to) and heave her into the back yard. Ramona usually figures out what is wanted, then starts barking to get back in the house immediately thereafter.

Since the neighbors have rsumed watching television, we have to listen to "Yap yap yap yap yap!" until Ramona manages to penetrate the fog. You should see the look on my cat's face when that happens.

Subject: RE: BS: AlienatedRomanDachshundsOf Scotland +or-
From: olddude
Date: 01 Mar 10 - 10:09 AM

do not, I repeat do not blaspheme against the mighty Dachshunds
they are angels from God ... they are !!

Subject: RE: BS: AlienatedRomanDachshundsOf Scotland +or-
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Mar 10 - 09:58 AM

Isn't that a church? The Alienated Roman Dachshunds (Scottish)?

Subject: RE: BS: AlienatedRomanDachshundsOf Scotland +or-
From: Dave MacKenzie
Date: 01 Mar 10 - 08:07 AM

A haggis sausage dog! Now there's a thought.

Subject: RE: BS: AlienatedRomanDachshundsOf Scotland +or-
From: Ed T
Date: 01 Mar 10 - 07:56 AM

I'd bet they could eat a haggis sausage whole...without chewing it (the dogs, not the Scots or Romans.

Subject: RE: BS: AlienatedRomanDachshundsOf Scotland +or-
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 01 Mar 10 - 03:20 AM

Ah, Roman in the gloman

Subject: RE: BS: AlienatedRomanDachshundsOf Scotland +or-
From: CarolC
Date: 01 Mar 10 - 02:17 AM

100!

Subject: RE: BS: AlienatedRomanDachshundsOf Scotland +or-
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 01 Mar 10 - 02:12 AM

What do you think haggis is really made from ?

Dave H

Subject: BS: AlienatedRomanDachshundsOf Scotland +or-
From: catspaw49
Date: 01 Mar 10 - 01:36 AM

How do you vote? For(+) or against(-)? Tell us how you feel about the Alienated Roman Dachshunds living in Scotland? Is this a good or bad thing? In other words, what have they done for us?

Spaw