BS: Urgent Help Needed!!! (tongue in cheek)

Subject: RE: BS: Urgent Help Needed!!! (tongue in cheek)
From: TheSnail
Date: 03 Aug 10 - 02:15 AM

The first version I heard of this one was "In Scotland, a woman gives birth every ten minutes...." which I find funnier.

Subject: RE: BS: Urgent Help Needed!!! (tongue in cheek)
From: gnu
Date: 02 Aug 10 - 07:22 PM

But, Rap is coming from the viewpoint of a bad habit, I assume.

Subject: RE: BS: Urgent Help Needed!!! (tongue in cheek)
From: Bill D
Date: 02 Aug 10 - 07:14 PM

"I betcha I know more bad taste jokes than you do."

But I know worse ones.... one of the worst is bad enough that just "Did you hear the one about the...." is a problem.

Subject: RE: BS: Urgent Help Needed!!! (tongue in cheek)
From: maple_leaf_boy
Date: 02 Aug 10 - 06:27 PM

Ban Hide and Seek.
I was always the hardest to find when playing Manhunt.
There was a big search party one time, all the adults started
looking for me, because the game was over for ages, and I was still
hiding, waiting for somebody to find me. Ha Ha.

Subject: RE: BS: Urgent Help Needed!!! (tongue in cheek)
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Aug 10 - 06:12 PM

I went to Catholic schools from kindergarten through undergraduate work. I betcha I know more bad taste jokes than you do.

Subject: RE: BS: Urgent Help Needed!!! (tongue in cheek)
From: Bill D
Date: 02 Aug 10 - 05:12 PM

Not a funny 'joke'....

I know several 'clever' jokes/lines/remarks that are in poor taste, so I don't share them.

Subject: RE: BS: Urgent Help Needed!!! (tongue in cheek)
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 02 Aug 10 - 05:10 PM

Which Brit?

Subject: RE: BS: Urgent Help Needed!!! (tongue in cheek)
From: Amos
Date: 02 Aug 10 - 04:17 PM

I think three exclamation pints is roughly equivalent to a British exclamatory gallon. You know how the Brits are...


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Subject: RE: BS: Urgent Help Needed!!! (tongue in cheek)
From: bobad
Date: 02 Aug 10 - 04:15 PM

That's about as funny as a rubber crutch.

Subject: RE: BS: Urgent Help Needed!!! (tongue in cheek)
From: gnu
Date: 02 Aug 10 - 04:11 PM

!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Urgent Help Needed!!! (tongue in cheek)
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 02 Aug 10 - 03:58 PM

The whole joke is lost with the "(tongue in cheek)" added.

But obviously humourous thread titling is the scourge of the Mudcat.

By the way I knew it was tongue and cheek when I saw. the three exclamation points.

One or no exclamation pints is normal. Two indicates hysteria. But three shows obvious humourous intent.

Subject: RE: BS: Urgent Help Needed!!! (tongue in cheek)
From: open mike
Date: 02 Aug 10 - 03:51 PM

you need help getting your tongue out of your cheek?

or your foot out of your mouth?

or your hoof out of your mouth?

Subject: BS: Urgent Help Needed!!! (Part 2)
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 02 Aug 10 - 07:47 AM

Every 15 minutes, a child gets lost!







What we have to do - is FIND THAT CHILD - or ban Hide & Seek! :-P






(Hey - some one's mighty fast on the trigger finger!)

Subject: BS: Urgent Help Needed!!!
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 01 Aug 10 - 10:16 PM

In Mt Isa, a child develops lead poisoning every 9 days!




















What we have to do, is FIND THAT CHILD, and stop him!

:-P