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BS: Watch out cabinet rats...

JohnInKansas 28 Feb 11 - 04:35 PM
Green Man 21 Feb 11 - 07:50 AM
Dave Hanson 21 Feb 11 - 06:22 AM
GUEST,Alan Whittle 21 Feb 11 - 04:58 AM
Dave Hanson 21 Feb 11 - 03:29 AM
Anne Lister 20 Feb 11 - 05:10 PM
GUEST,Alan Whittle 19 Feb 11 - 07:40 PM
GUEST,Alan Whittle 19 Feb 11 - 09:06 AM
GUEST,Eliza 18 Feb 11 - 10:12 AM
GUEST,Patsy 18 Feb 11 - 07:53 AM
GUEST,Alan Whittle 17 Feb 11 - 06:54 PM
GUEST,Eliza 17 Feb 11 - 03:52 PM
Dave Hanson 17 Feb 11 - 11:22 AM
GUEST,Alan Whittle 17 Feb 11 - 05:37 AM
banjoman 17 Feb 11 - 05:23 AM
GUEST,Alan Whittle 17 Feb 11 - 01:32 AM
Van 16 Feb 11 - 04:09 PM
Van 16 Feb 11 - 04:07 PM
Dave Hanson 16 Feb 11 - 02:46 PM
GUEST,Patsy 16 Feb 11 - 11:22 AM
GUEST,Alan Whittle 16 Feb 11 - 10:36 AM
Leadfingers 16 Feb 11 - 09:29 AM
Charmion 16 Feb 11 - 09:27 AM
GUEST,Alan Whittle 16 Feb 11 - 08:56 AM
Dave Hanson 16 Feb 11 - 08:52 AM
GUEST,Alan Whittle 15 Feb 11 - 05:45 PM
McGrath of Harlow 15 Feb 11 - 05:10 PM
gnu 15 Feb 11 - 04:44 PM
McGrath of Harlow 15 Feb 11 - 03:24 PM

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Subject: RE: BS: Watch out cabinet rats...
From: JohnInKansas
Date: 28 Feb 11 - 04:35 PM

Just another politician?

After all, he is a Civil Servant.

Or maybe he's waiting for his green card so he can come over here to "work" with some old buddies?

John


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Subject: RE: BS: Watch out cabinet rats...
From: Green Man
Date: 21 Feb 11 - 07:50 AM

It was the last of them, they all jumped ahip at the change of course.


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Subject: RE: BS: Watch out cabinet rats...
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 21 Feb 11 - 06:22 AM

Definately the rat Al.

Dave H


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Subject: RE: BS: Watch out cabinet rats...
From: GUEST,Alan Whittle
Date: 21 Feb 11 - 04:58 AM

Actually dave, theres an article in the Radio Times this week insisting that the rat looked into camera.

The question is, will Max Clifford represent the rat or Larry? Conflicting interests there.


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Subject: RE: BS: Watch out cabinet rats...
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 21 Feb 11 - 03:29 AM

As anyone who saw the original news item where the rat was caught on film will know, there are no rats at number ten, the said animal went straight past the door, obviously in the full knowledge that it would get nothing from the tories.

Dave H


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Subject: RE: BS: Watch out cabinet rats...
From: Anne Lister
Date: 20 Feb 11 - 05:10 PM

We are concerned here, too, that no one in the "matching" process has seen fit to check that Larry wants to work for the Tories. Maybe instead he'll encourage a rat colony to increase until they drive out the politicians.


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Subject: RE: BS: Watch out cabinet rats...
From: GUEST,Alan Whittle
Date: 19 Feb 11 - 07:40 PM

Larry's week

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-12504237


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Subject: RE: BS: Watch out cabinet rats...
From: GUEST,Alan Whittle
Date: 19 Feb 11 - 09:06 AM

Still no reply from Number 10, is it still hiding under the sofa?


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Subject: RE: BS: Watch out cabinet rats...
From: GUEST,Eliza
Date: 18 Feb 11 - 10:12 AM

Could it be trained, I wonder, to attack Fat Cats?


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Subject: RE: BS: Watch out cabinet rats...
From: GUEST,Patsy
Date: 18 Feb 11 - 07:53 AM

I have suddenly grown very fond of that cat.


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Subject: RE: BS: Watch out cabinet rats...
From: GUEST,Alan Whittle
Date: 17 Feb 11 - 06:54 PM

A cat that attacks journalists.....!

Wouldn't it be great to release it in the Daily Mail Offices!


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Subject: RE: BS: Watch out cabinet rats...
From: GUEST,Eliza
Date: 17 Feb 11 - 03:52 PM

Just read that this new cat has attacked a lady journalist and scratched her four times. It then went under the furniture and refused to come out any more for photos. Poor thing, the Camerons say they don't even like cats. After being in Battersea Dog and Cat Home, it deserves a bit of affection and a lap to sit on.


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Subject: RE: BS: Watch out cabinet rats...
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 17 Feb 11 - 11:22 AM

Not as disasterous as Nick Clegg or Boy George Osborne.

Dave H


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Subject: RE: BS: Watch out cabinet rats...
From: GUEST,Alan Whittle
Date: 17 Feb 11 - 05:37 AM

I've just e-mailed Number 10 and asked them if Larry's caught one yet.

I wonder if they'll reply. Could it be another disastrous appointment by Cameron?


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Subject: RE: BS: Watch out cabinet rats...
From: banjoman
Date: 17 Feb 11 - 05:23 AM

When I first heard this on the six o'clock news, the newsreader said something about a rat being seen near the front door of No 10. I assumed he was talking about Cameron or one of his mates and was disapointed when the item turned out to be about a cat. Still, we can live in hope?


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Subject: RE: BS: Watch out cabinet rats...
From: GUEST,Alan Whittle
Date: 17 Feb 11 - 01:32 AM

I wonder if its got one by now.


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Subject: RE: BS: Watch out cabinet rats...
From: Van
Date: 16 Feb 11 - 04:09 PM

Missed out of the second sentence that these were mice.


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Subject: RE: BS: Watch out cabinet rats...
From: Van
Date: 16 Feb 11 - 04:07 PM

I have a Jack Russell. Last winter I opened the door of the cabinet they were in and she did for 9 of them in less time than it takes to read this post. I would imagine that one rat would be no problem. unfortunately she is very freindly so the government would be quite safe.


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Subject: RE: BS: Watch out cabinet rats...
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 16 Feb 11 - 02:46 PM

The torys would probably need red coats , horses and a pack of hounds to catch rats, moggies and Jack Russells are far too working class.

Dave H


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Subject: RE: BS: Watch out cabinet rats...
From: GUEST,Patsy
Date: 16 Feb 11 - 11:22 AM

A lady cat would have been a better choice, as we ladies know males (toms) tend to lie there and wait to be fed rather than catch a rat. Better choice still would be have to be a Jack Russell. Or would that not be a good enough breed for No.10? Probably not.


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Subject: RE: BS: Watch out cabinet rats...
From: GUEST,Alan Whittle
Date: 16 Feb 11 - 10:36 AM

That was a big rat. What can it be eating to get to that size.   I reckon, it must be a well established colony. Got to be a Grandad rat, at least.


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Subject: RE: BS: Watch out cabinet rats...
From: Leadfingers
Date: 16 Feb 11 - 09:29 AM

Shame he cant start with some of thr rats sat round the table !


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Subject: RE: BS: Watch out cabinet rats...
From: Charmion
Date: 16 Feb 11 - 09:27 AM

That animal looks remarkably like our house moggie, the redoubtable Bill. Rather smaller, of course, but then most cats are ...

I would say an investigation into Larry's background would reveal that he comes from a long line of pedigreed East London Ratbashers.


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Subject: RE: BS: Watch out cabinet rats...
From: GUEST,Alan Whittle
Date: 16 Feb 11 - 08:56 AM

They'd be better off with a terrier. I think it would be more efficient. My Dad once told me he saw aterrier clear a whole factory of rats - there was a little haystack of rats bodies when the terrier finished.


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Subject: RE: BS: Watch out cabinet rats...
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 16 Feb 11 - 08:52 AM

If Larry has to clear the rats from Number 10 it can start with that wanker Clegg.

Dave H


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Subject: RE: BS: Watch out cabinet rats...
From: GUEST,Alan Whittle
Date: 15 Feb 11 - 05:45 PM

I always thought lady cats made better hunters - something to do with them being like lionesses.

Anyway best of luck to the poor animal - that rat looked enormous.


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Subject: RE: BS: Watch out cabinet rats...
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 15 Feb 11 - 05:10 PM

the waste of... of what?   

Perhaps a waste of of getting "aghast"...


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Subject: RE: BS: Watch out cabinet rats...
From: gnu
Date: 15 Feb 11 - 04:44 PM

Sweet fuck! It's a cat. It's a PM. They had to check the "match"? Make sure Larry would fit in? What a load of crap. If Larry catches one rat I will be aghast... as I am at the waste of... nevermind.


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Subject: BS: Watch out cabinet rats...
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 15 Feb 11 - 03:24 PM

Larry 'happy' over Downing Street move

Here's the newest resident of Downing Street, Larry the Cat. Recruited from Battersea Dog and Cat's Home to deal with any rats who infest Number Ten.

There was another thread about this, but it seems to have been gobbled up...


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