Hey man, this is good s**t!

Subject: RE: Hey man, this is good s**t!
From: Big Mick
Date: 05 Nov 99 - 08:20 AM

Lord..........hold me back...........I would tell a "Bossy, the stump trained cow" story, but having had dinner with 'Spaw and his overdeveloped senses of decency and decorum, I will refrain............LOL

Mick

Subject: RE: Hey man, this is good s**t!
From: bob schwarer
Date: 05 Nov 99 - 07:27 AM

Then there were the horse apple fights we had. Your agility developed quite rapidly.

Bob S.

Subject: RE: Hey man, this is good s**t!
From: AKS
Date: 05 Nov 99 - 05:57 AM

Mind you, a thoroughly dry and well sun tanned flat profile cow cake makes a perfect, EC (environmentally correct) frisbie. That's much more fun than sniffing, I think.

Still it beats me how innovative people can be in their desire to get high or stoned or whatever; I know that in Siberia some folks get their kicks - or at least have done so in the past - drinking the urine of a person who's been eating Amanita Muscaria (I think it was, that poisonous beautiful red mushroom with white flakes on top)!

AKS from Joensuu, (not quite) next to Siberia

Subject: RE: Hey man, this is good s**t!
From: Alan of Australia
Date: 05 Nov 99 - 05:21 AM

G'day,
This probably explains our gig tomorrow. It's called a "MOO POO". They'll release a well fed cow into a paddock (that's Aussie for field) marked out in a grid. People pay for grid positions. At the end of the day there's a prize for the best fertilised square.

No, this is NOT some strange Aussie custom - I've never heard of it before. Could have something to do with it being a fund raiser for a Catholic church & the praste is Irish.

Cheers,
Alan

Subject: RE: Hey man, this is good s**t!
From: catspaw49
Date: 04 Nov 99 - 11:23 PM

Obviously, as you aren't owning up to the Bull story!

Spaw

Subject: RE: Hey man, this is good s**t!
From: Banjer
Date: 04 Nov 99 - 10:14 PM

All depends how hard and how long you can hang on with one hand and swat with the other...The levelness of the ground, slickness and quantity are also some of the many calculating factors....I guess it was quite a science but we just didn't realize it....We just had fun....BTW, I rode one for about four cow lenghts, but that was by far no record, there were others smaller and more adept at the art than I was!

Subject: RE: Hey man, this is good s**t!
From: catspaw49
Date: 04 Nov 99 - 10:13 PM

You seem to have forgotten the part about the time you grabbed the bull instead Banj. Seems the bull jumped about 10 foot when Banj slapped his rump. But the sudden stop caught Banj and his slick soles unawares and he buried his arm up that bull's ass clear to the shoulder blade. Well needless to say that bull took off on the run with Banj dangling along like turd with a cap on. It was one helluva' sight. About then the peristaltic action from Banj's invasion of his nether regions kicked in and the bull blew out a huge air biscuit that sent Banj sailing though the air and through the wall of a chicken coop 45 yards away. The hens went crazy, but I'll refrain from telling any "pecker" stories here out of respect and my highly developed sense of decency and decorum.

Spaw

Subject: RE: Hey man, this is good s**t!
From: Bill D
Date: 04 Nov 99 - 10:09 PM

banjer...as my daddy used to say..."don't take much to amuse some people"...*grin*

(makes me wonder what the record..or average ..was!cows don't usually run too far!)

Subject: RE: Hey man, this is good s**t!
From: Banjer
Date: 04 Nov 99 - 07:28 PM

I can't understand why you folks are so amazed...Hell cowshit has been entertainment for kids for as long as I can remember...Why heck, many of us kids (and I'm relating this for the less cultured amongst us) used to find a fresh pile of the mess, wearing either old sneakers or a good pair of the white mud boots you see many dairy farm workers wear and go skiing in it! What you do is step into the outer edge of the fresh deposit, grab ahold of the nearest cow's tail and slap Bossy on the rump. Whoever got the longest tow from the bovine critter won the contest! Now that was fun!!!

Subject: RE: Hey man, this is good s**t!
From: Art Thieme
Date: 04 Nov 99 - 06:41 PM

Definitely a close encounter of the turd kind.

Art

Subject: RE: Hey man, this is good s**t!
From: Metchosin
Date: 04 Nov 99 - 05:55 PM

Or whats brown and sounds like a bell?

Subject: RE: Hey man, this is good s**t!
From: Les B
Date: 04 Nov 99 - 05:23 PM

And there's that famous old tune to play too, "Dung Gone"!

Subject: RE: Hey man, this is good s**t!
From: Steve Latimer
Date: 04 Nov 99 - 05:10 PM

Tony,

Put me on this list of buyers of the shirt.

Subject: RE: Hey man, this is good s**t!
From: paddymac
Date: 04 Nov 99 - 05:04 PM

Shades of George Carlin! Want some paper with that ?

Subject: RE: Hey man, this is good s**t!
From: Tony Burns
Date: 04 Nov 99 - 04:42 PM

I think we need at t-shirt:

Friends don't let friends snort cow dung.

Subject: RE: Hey man, this is good s**t!
From: Steve Latimer
Date: 04 Nov 99 - 03:27 PM

Catspaw,

I'm glad somebody finally figured out the Amish. They've fooled a lot of people for a long time.

Subject: RE: Hey man, this is good s**t!
From: catspaw49
Date: 04 Nov 99 - 03:12 PM

This helps explain why so damn many kids are in 4-H clubs. Also the behavior of FFA students. Not to mention the Amish!!!

Spaw

Subject: RE: Hey man, this is good s**t!
From: Metchosin
Date: 04 Nov 99 - 02:39 PM

God! Now it makes sense! I have some of my most profound thoughts and insights when I'm shovelling out the run in shed. Must work with horse s**t too!

Subject: RE: Hey man, this is good s**t!
From: Rick Fielding
Date: 04 Nov 99 - 02:36 PM

Tony! Get away from that bag of "Super Rose Grow" and practice your rolls!

Rick

Subject: RE: Hey man, this is good s**t!
From: Tony Burns
Date: 04 Nov 99 - 12:27 PM

Sorry Wolfgang. It must have been the cow dung.

Subject: RE: Hey man, this is good s**t!
From: MMario
Date: 04 Nov 99 - 11:57 AM

He used the post-fix instead.

Subject: RE: Hey man, this is good s**t!
From: Wolfgang
Date: 04 Nov 99 - 11:50 AM

in mock reproach: Tony, how could you forget the BS thread title prefix in this thread?

Wolfgang

Subject: RE: Hey man, this is good s**t!
From: lamarca
Date: 04 Nov 99 - 11:35 AM

More importantly, Tony, thanks for letting me know how to find Dave Barry columns that my local paper doesn't publish!

Subject: RE: Hey man, this is good s**t!
From: Steve Latimer
Date: 04 Nov 99 - 11:27 AM

Tony,

Thanks, that's a beauty.

Subject: Hey man, this is good s**t!
From: Tony Burns
Date: 04 Nov 99 - 11:06 AM

ROTFLMAO!!!!!