Jennifer and Brad's wedding

Subject: RE: Jennifer and Brad's wedding
From: Willie-O
Date: 02 Aug 00 - 03:22 PM

It has also been reported that Jennifer and Brad's little ceremony had a total pricetag of...are you ready for this...

$100 million U.S.

Lest you think this to be hyperboly, extravagant decadence or both, it was clarified that this was mostly "renovations" to the estate where they got hitched.

Of course, they also bought and redid East Jesus, Indiana, Bumfuck Illinois, and Elk's Crotch Ont.

And I guess Fielding will not be needing that other $150 I owe him anytime soon!

Willie-O

Subject: RE: Jennifer and Brad's wedding
From: Mrrzy
Date: 01 Aug 00 - 06:38 PM

Aw, I liked the Rocky Horror bit... (Magenta!)

Subject: RE: Jennifer and Brad's wedding
From: wysiwyg
Date: 01 Aug 00 - 03:13 PM

Good one moonchild!

~S~

Subject: RE: Jennifer and Brad's wedding
From: bbelle
Date: 01 Aug 00 - 01:21 PM

I think I heard they went to Possum's Crotch, Iowa, for the honeymoon, with stopovers in East Jesus, Indiana, and Bumfuck, Illnois ... to sign autographs.

backwoods birkenstock bitch

Subject: RE: Jennifer and Brad's wedding
From: SINSULL
Date: 01 Aug 00 - 01:19 PM

New Contest:
Name one food item that does not give Catspaw gas.

Subject: RE: Jennifer and Brad's wedding
From: catspaw49
Date: 01 Aug 00 - 01:14 PM

Ya know, chicken tends to give me gas.

Spaw

Subject: RE: Jennifer and Brad's wedding
From: Morticia
Date: 01 Aug 00 - 01:07 PM

thank you Mike, damned if I could figure it out.......of course now I know, I couldn't care less......but perhaps that's just me

Subject: RE: Jennifer and Brad's wedding
From: Wesley S
Date: 01 Aug 00 - 01:06 PM

Is it true that the honeymooners went to Elks Crotch Canada to catch the Rick Fielding concert??

Subject: RE: Jennifer and Brad's wedding
From: Jeri
Date: 01 Aug 00 - 12:18 PM

Well, I was certainly making leaps of illogic. Thank you Mike! Mystery solved.

Subject: RE: Jennifer and Brad's wedding
From: Mike Regenstreif
Date: 01 Aug 00 - 12:12 PM

Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt.

The thread was started by "Guest, Friend of Friends." Jennifer Aniston is one of the stars of the TV sitcom "Friends." Brad Pitt is a movie actor. The did get married on the weekend.

Mike Regenstreif

Subject: RE: Jennifer and Brad's wedding
From: Jeri
Date: 01 Aug 00 - 12:03 PM

I don't have a clue, unless someone's taking JenEllen's marriage to Mike, adding a bit of Brad from the Rocky Horror Picture Show thread, and coming up with this one. (If I managed to figure this one out, I probably need some serious help.)

Subject: RE: Jennifer and Brad's wedding
From: Big Mick
Date: 01 Aug 00 - 11:33 AM

How about them Mets?

Subject: RE: Jennifer and Brad's wedding
From: Mrrzy
Date: 01 Aug 00 - 10:58 AM

sssssssssssssss! (...) What's your favorite color?

Subject: RE: Jennifer and Brad's wedding
From: Sorcha
Date: 01 Aug 00 - 01:55 AM

moonchild echo, here, but congrats, anyway.............

Subject: RE: Jennifer and Brad's wedding
From: bbelle
Date: 01 Aug 00 - 01:37 AM

Who are Jennifer and Brad?

Subject: RE: Jennifer and Brad's wedding
From: GUEST,Riff-Raff
Date: 31 Jul 00 - 11:34 PM

"The river was deep but I swemmit,
Jennit"

Subject: Jennifer and Brad's wedding
From: GUEST,Friend of Friends
Date: 31 Jul 00 - 10:54 PM

Jennifer and Brad got married over the weekend. I wish them everlasting happiness.