Mudcat Snog of the Week

Subject: RE: Mudcat Snog of the Week
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 10 Aug 00 - 06:38 PM

Any week.

Subject: RE: Mudcat Snog of the Week
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 10 Aug 00 - 06:38 PM

Gervase, I'd snog you....

LTS

Subject: RE: Mudcat Snog of the Week
From: Callie
Date: 09 Aug 00 - 10:23 PM

LOL!! A much needed laugh during a stressful work day!

Subject: RE: Mudcat Snog of the Week
From: Gervase
Date: 09 Aug 00 - 04:11 PM

I can't help it, even though I'm the sort of person my mother told me not to play with.
Talking of not knowing arses from faces and going blind reminds me of the tale of the chap with the guide dog (seeing eye dogs, I think, in the US).
He's walking a new dog to the shops and stops at the kerb to wait for the dog to lead him across a gap in the traffic. Trouble is, the dog just looks up at him, cocks its leg and pisses down the man's trousers.
Solemnly the blind man delves into his pocket and brings out a biscuit. Stopping, he holds it out for the dog.
"Escuse me," says a bemused passer-by, "I don't know if you realise it, but your dog has just pissed down your leg. And yet you're giving it a biscuit; I don't understand."
"It's simple," says the blind man. "I'm giving him a biscuit to find out which end is his head. Then I'm going to shove my white stick up his arse!"

Subject: RE: Mudcat Snog of the Week
From: Morticia
Date: 09 Aug 00 - 04:03 PM

I dunno.......drink one pint of Baileys and no-one ever lets you forget it :)And Gervase dear, you really shouldn't procrastinate ....you'll go blind!

Subject: RE: Mudcat Snog of the Week
From: catspaw49
Date: 09 Aug 00 - 03:55 PM

Okay Gervase, but just because its you.........

A great selection again Morty!!! Although I have some trepidation about snogging these guys as dod Gervase.

In Bert's case, he has told me on numerous occasions to "kiss his ass" and as its difficult to tell Bert's anatomy apart, I'd asked that someone prepare him in advance so I can snogger the right thing.

As far as Max goes, I'm a little concerned there too, since he has threatened to "kick me in the balls" when we meet, so I feel the need for a virtual "cup" prior to the snoggering.

With all that taken into account, here's a big wet sloppy one for the both of you with a giant bearhug on the side!

Spaw

Subject: RE: Mudcat Snog of the Week
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 09 Aug 00 - 03:30 PM

Oh good grief woman, are you at it AGAIN?

Sentiments shared and all that, but please, must we swap spit all the time?

LTS

Subject: RE: Mudcat Snog of the Week
From: Bert
Date: 09 Aug 00 - 03:24 PM

I'm sure Morticia will refuse to kiss ANYTHING that would require her getting down on her knees, so poor old shorty and loki will have to go without.

Subject: RE: Mudcat Snog of the Week
From: Pene Azul
Date: 09 Aug 00 - 03:23 PM

Wooo hooo! Thanks, Morticia. Oh, such a fine snogging.

PA

Subject: RE: Mudcat Snog of the Week
From: Gervase
Date: 09 Aug 00 - 03:21 PM

Bejeezus woman, but you're shameless! A pint of Bailey's and you're Mudcat's very own Jezebel, what with your fishnets and lipstick...
Me? I'll just offer them a firm handshake (c'mon 'Spaw - promise you won't rise to that) as befits a splendid bunch of chaps who have already provided me with enough scope for procrastination at work to last a lifetime!

Subject: RE: Mudcat Snog of the Week
From: MMario
Date: 09 Aug 00 - 03:16 PM

Don't forget to include shorty and loki et al...

Subject: RE: Mudcat Snog of the Week
From: Bert
Date: 09 Aug 00 - 03:14 PM

OoooH! luvly. Thank you, Thank you, Thank you.

Bert.

Subject: Mudcat Snog of the Week
From: Morticia
Date: 09 Aug 00 - 03:06 PM

Okay, given the stuff around this week,this won't come as a surprise to anyone but the MSOTW goes to Max,and Bert, and Pene and all the Mudcat Elves......we love you guys.This is me laying a big sloppy wet one, on each and every one of you.XXXXXX