Thought for the day - November 18, 2000

Subject: RE: Thought for the day - November 18, 2000
From: Amos
Date: 18 Nov 00 - 02:40 PM

Uhh... about those lower life forms, guys....kittens sounds good! I like that! Kittens, yeah... Just keep that teenage girl download OFF the damn player, will ya; I think i'll put mine in a closet until she graduates from college...

Subject: RE: Thought for the day - November 18, 2000
From: catspaw49
Date: 18 Nov 00 - 01:27 PM

Reading that with a bit of the "Drescher" accent and I believe you have a lock on it!!!!

Now get away from me ..........

Spaw

Subject: RE: Thought for the day - November 18, 2000
From: SINSULL
Date: 18 Nov 00 - 01:12 PM

Teenage girl (gum snapping) "I wonder why that dirty old man keeps wandering in here gawking at my boobs. Shit! where is the Pagoda Plum? That Pink Passion makes me look like a jelly bean. If I stand just this way my ass looks just like Christie Brinkley's...I can talk on the phone just as long as I want to , Bitch! Just try to stop me - I'll scream child abuse. Fucking parents! They should all die at 30! Why can't I have a car for my graduation? Do they really think I can drive around in that disgusting Chevy?...Maybe I should go blue or blond for the rave. The bitch thinks she can keep me from going but fuck her..."
Had enough Amos? Back to kitty talk...

Subject: RE: Thought for the day - November 18, 2000
From: Morticia
Date: 18 Nov 00 - 12:26 PM

"Kittens and girls need no excuse".....Robert Heinlein, if memory serves.It isn't possible to attempt a telepathic link to teenage girls, Amos, and you should be grateful for it *BG*.

Subject: RE: Thought for the day - November 18, 2000
From: Amos
Date: 18 Nov 00 - 11:33 AM

Now KatLady, ain't no call to be snappish here. My remark was a response to the TFTD. And it was (in case you didn't notice) meant to be humourous, see? A WISE-crack.

Maybe I kin handle telepathy from kittens for a couple a days but after that I want someone to transcribe the telepathic content of the next-higher order of life-forms, teenage girls. Now there's a mystery worth unfolding!

Love ya,

A

Subject: RE: Thought for the day - November 18, 2000
From: Peter T.
Date: 18 Nov 00 - 10:02 AM

"life is just one damn kitten after another"

mehitabel

Subject: RE: Thought for the day - November 18, 2000
From: katlaughing
Date: 18 Nov 00 - 09:19 AM

So don't read them. If you've read the first one, you'd know it was only for this week anyway.

Oh, and Amos, have a nice day. There's a human thought for you.

kat

Subject: RE: Thought for the day - November 18, 2000
From: Naemanson
Date: 18 Nov 00 - 06:26 AM

Subject: RE: Thought for the day - November 18, 2000
From: Amos
Date: 18 Nov 00 - 02:42 AM

Ya know, there was a time in the salad days of the Mudcat when the thoughts for the day were articulated by humans, and responded to by beings who met the minimum eligibility criterion: homo sap or better. It was inspiring, and sometimes great thoughts were brought forth. I have nothing against kittens, but I don't want to have to get my TFTDs from them.

A

Subject: Thought for the day - November 18, 2000
From: GUEST,The Beige Brothers aka Charlee & Kazell
Date: 18 Nov 00 - 12:48 AM

mao mao mao woe oh woe wheres my mom wheres my bro oh woe oh woe mao mao maaaaahhh maaaaah
charlee, charLEE i am right here come come run to me ill protect you little twin bro of mine no worries there now hold still while i wash your forehead and erase that frown
but mommee and you were gone and i couldn't find you and where was i dark basement upstairs i go everwhere and no mommee no bro where were you
oh charles i do wish those evil children at our first home had not dropped you on your head so many times now hold still there calm calm deep breaths look see theres mommee and theres the nice box you love to play hidey in while i kazell watch out for you remember how mommee calls you her mao cat that's because she loves you and she loves me i am her kaZELL and she rubs your buddha belly remember there thats better now call to mommee and shell rub you too
mao mao mommee mommee oh mommee kazell said you will rub me make me feel better look look mommee i jump up on your bed i roll over and show you my beautiful prisitine white belly my buddha belly you call it come mommee rub my belly for luck i will sing to you and curl my paws pumping the air like my furmommees tummy come mommee oh that feels sooooogood oh mao mao hear me singing mommee like a boiler factory you used to say oh kazell my dear bro look what mommee is doing just like you said
oh my dear twin i do worry about you and this move thing mom keeps talking about i confess even i am a little scared but i remember the roarbox and we each had our own safe box remember charlee and when we got out we found a good place to hide but we came out when mommee opened the food thing remember i am sure mommee will keep feeding us and maybe something special too so reassuring our mommee just listen to her and well be okay and look even trys is being brave charlee so we must be too we beautiful beige brothers with our white bellies and chests and our alternating tail rings of orange and beige look charlee if our rings didnt alternate differently and i didnt have that smudge on my nose noone could tell us apart
oh kazell i will follow you oh mao mao mommees rub felt so good i hum i sing i leap and run dash down the stairs find a good place to curl up and give myself a nice long wash up come brother come with me i am not scared anymore maybe the new house will have some fun places to hide