Caption Competition....Sam Pirt's Smile!

Subject: RE: Caption Competition....Sam Pirt's Smile!
From: Llanfair
Date: 12 Jun 01 - 11:42 AM

Thank you, thank you!!!!
Cheers, Bron.

Subject: RE: Caption Competition....Sam Pirt's Smile!
From: Noreen
Date: 11 Jun 01 - 07:43 PM

Bron- I like that very much! You are in the lead at the moment...

Thanks all for the contributions. {:0)}

Subject: RE: Caption Competition....Sam Pirt's Smile!
From: Max
Date: 11 Jun 01 - 07:31 PM

Sam here

Cheers dad, I think your right!!

Cheers, Sam

Subject: RE: Caption Competition....Sam Pirt's Smile!
From: lady penelope
Date: 11 Jun 01 - 04:53 PM

Sorry for the nightmare flashback, Graham. The photograph reminds me of that joke about a man and his lame donkey, which was cured with a piece of ginger........

TTFN M'lady P.

Subject: RE: Caption Competition....Sam Pirt's Smile!
From: Llanfair
Date: 11 Jun 01 - 04:23 PM

He's saying "No-one in the UNIVERSE is having a better time than me!!"
(Apologies to Skipjack!)
Cheers, Bron.

Subject: RE: Caption Competition....Sam Pirt's Smile!
From: Noreen
Date: 10 Jun 01 - 08:04 PM

Exactly, Ben and Graham... that's why I like it so much! :0) (Hi Sam!)

Noreen

Subject: RE: Caption Competition....Sam Pirt's Smile!
From: CarolC
Date: 10 Jun 01 - 08:03 PM

And a fine looking Sam he is, Graham Pirt. But I do secretly harbour the belief that accordion players are happier than most people, generally. (I could be biased, however... )

Subject: RE: Caption Competition....Sam Pirt's Smile!
From: GUEST,Graham Pirt
Date: 10 Jun 01 - 07:56 PM

I think I agree with Sam's brother Ben - it just looks like Sam to me! By the way Lady Penelope, It's taken me forty years to forget that the teachers at school always said to me, "Pirt by name - Pirt by nature". You've just brought it all back!

Subject: RE: Caption Competition....Sam Pirt's Smile!
From: SINSULL
Date: 10 Jun 01 - 06:56 PM

I kinda like the plait - very sixties. But I'll bet it hurts.

Subject: RE: Caption Competition....Sam Pirt's Smile!
From: annamill
Date: 10 Jun 01 - 06:31 PM

Sam here

what can I say? ***Smile***

Cheers, Sam

Subject: RE: Caption Competition....Sam Pirt's Smile!
From: GUEST,ben
Date: 10 Jun 01 - 04:16 PM

i don't know, he looks pretty normal in this picture to me ;-) hi sam, hope the states are going well, see you when you get back Ben

Subject: RE: Caption Competition....Sam Pirt's Smile!
From: JeZeBeL
Date: 10 Jun 01 - 06:45 AM

Noreen, you should have done the before and after photos together...now that's amusement!!

Emma xx

Subject: RE: Caption Competition....Sam Pirt's Smile!
From: JeZeBeL
Date: 10 Jun 01 - 06:32 AM

Little Sarah...are you Sarah Hayes???? Or someone else?

HOMMAGE ROCKKKKKKKKKKKKS!!!!

Are you at Beverley? I have something to do with Hommage and Birthdays on the Saturday.......

It's Emma here by the way...u know, the strange girl who plays whistle and bodhran....and has newly aquired an accordion to learn, with the help of mr sam pirt....

....and I'll have no comments about getting tits caught in the bellows either everyone...it's not that bad....

Emma xxx

Subject: RE: Caption Competition....Sam Pirt's Smile!
From: mooman
Date: 10 Jun 01 - 06:32 AM

Bill's plait is entirely another story Dave! It was a punishment for something he said to Patrish and he was very fortunate to escape without his beard being plaited as well but perhaps I'll let her explain as I'm bound to over-embellish the story as usual!

mooman

Subject: RE: Caption Competition....Sam Pirt's Smile!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 10 Jun 01 - 03:58 AM

You too can get teeth like this just have someone ram the piano accordion right up your.....

I was going to do the bollocks bit but someone beat me to it..... poo.

Sorry Sam, but you know how I feel about these things.

Incidentally, just what CAN he do with one finger Eric, and how do you know???!!! (And does he do private viewings?!)

LTS

Subject: RE: Caption Competition....Sam Pirt's Smile!
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 09 Jun 01 - 04:24 PM

It's not Sams smile that worries me - What is Spot doing with his left hand and what is being held with the leather strap over his left sholder? And just why has Bill got a plait????

Cheers

DtG

Subject: RE: Caption Competition....Sam Pirt's Smile!
From: GUEST,little Sarah
Date: 09 Jun 01 - 12:55 PM

"At last the Homage-ifying quest for world domination has succeeded"

that was a complete in-joke and doesn't sound nearly as good written down as it did in my head.

Subject: RE: Caption Competition....Sam Pirt's Smile!
From: Mrs.Duck
Date: 09 Jun 01 - 09:20 AM

I think the right hand in the picture is actually a false one - and he's smiling.......

Subject: RE: Caption Competition....Sam Pirt's Smile!
From: CarolC
Date: 09 Jun 01 - 04:53 AM

hahahaha...

Of course, the only caption possible for a picture like that one is...

If you learned to play the accordion,you, too, could look like this!

Subject: RE: Caption Competition....Sam Pirt's Smile!
From: lady penelope
Date: 08 Jun 01 - 02:47 PM

"Pirt by name and Pirt by nature"

or

"WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLL , you know you make me wanna SHOUT......" or " I've got a luverly bunch of coconuts, I've gorn an' got 'em caught in my bellows......"

And ceroc is french jiving. I think. I have been wrong before, erm........"You ain't seen me, right?"

TTFN M'Lady P. possibly.

Subject: RE: Caption Competition....Sam Pirt's Smile!
From: mooman
Date: 08 Jun 01 - 09:13 AM

"Watch out Spot....Sam's building up a head of wind here...!"

mooman

Subject: RE: Caption Competition....Sam Pirt's Smile!
From: Matt_R
Date: 08 Jun 01 - 08:50 AM

"HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY HEEEY ALL I WANNA DO IS ROCK!"

Subject: RE: Caption Competition....Sam Pirt's Smile!
From: Dorrie
Date: 07 Jun 01 - 09:24 PM

mum i'll b dead chuffed

cheers dorrie xxx

Subject: RE: Caption Competition....Sam Pirt's Smile!
From: Naemanson
Date: 07 Jun 01 - 09:02 PM

What is Ceroc?

Subject: RE: Caption Competition....Sam Pirt's Smile!
From: Noreen
Date: 07 Jun 01 - 07:34 PM

Thanks, Dorrie- I've added that. Any more additions, let me know.

Thanks for all the competition entries, folks!

Noreen

Subject: RE: Caption Competition....Sam Pirt's Smile!
From: Mrs.Duck
Date: 07 Jun 01 - 07:13 PM

Spot says Gottle of Geer
Bill says

You can't see his lips move !!!!!

Geoff using Jane's cookie!!!

Subject: RE: Caption Competition....Sam Pirt's Smile!
From: Sam Pirt
Date: 07 Jun 01 - 07:06 PM

From Gill - Sam's mum

I think he's saying - "I've arrived! No school, no College, no University - just music, lovely music!"

Sam - could you also be thinking of the next time we Ceroc? I missed you on Monday - the Columbian and the Whirlitzer were not the same without you!

Anyone out there have the Ceroc habit? It's as comnpulsive as folk!

Subject: RE: Caption Competition....Sam Pirt's Smile!
From: Dorrie
Date: 07 Jun 01 - 06:22 PM

on your pic number 11 it says ian s, patrish, ?

the ? is my mum!

dorrie

Subject: RE: Caption Competition....Sam Pirt's Smile!
From: Eric the Viking
Date: 07 Jun 01 - 04:48 PM

Or he could be saying, "If I want to sound really good, I use two fingers"( since he can do more with one finger than many can with 10 !)

Sorry eight fingers and two thumbs !!!!

Subject: RE: Caption Competition....Sam Pirt's Smile!
From: Eric the Viking
Date: 07 Jun 01 - 03:19 PM

Or he might be saying. " If I get my hair that long, Patrish will do mine as well!!".

Subject: RE: Caption Competition....Sam Pirt's Smile!
From: Eric the Viking
Date: 07 Jun 01 - 03:18 PM

Actually he's saying. " Who'se the old bugger with the pony tail?" "It can't be Eric, he's younger!"

Subject: RE: Caption Competition....Sam Pirt's Smile!
From: Naemanson
Date: 07 Jun 01 - 02:28 PM

Actually, Kim, he's saying, "Hold my beer and watch this!", the famous last words of a redneck driver.

Subject: RE: Caption Competition....Sam Pirt's Smile!
From: MMario
Date: 07 Jun 01 - 02:07 PM

No pain, no gain!

Subject: RE: Caption Competition....Sam Pirt's Smile!
From: Matt_R
Date: 07 Jun 01 - 02:01 PM

"LADY OF SPAIN I ADORE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!"

Subject: RE: Caption Competition....Sam Pirt's Smile!
From: SINSULL
Date: 07 Jun 01 - 01:58 PM

"lIFE'S A BTICH AND THEN YOU DIE"

Subject: RE: Caption Competition....Sam Pirt's Smile!
From: Justa Picker
Date: 07 Jun 01 - 01:38 PM

"I never realized until now, that this can actually replace sex...and, I get to use BOTH hands!"

Subject: RE: Caption Competition....Sam Pirt's Smile!
From: Les from Hull
Date: 07 Jun 01 - 01:33 PM

If they don't buy me a pint soon, I'm going to SING!
(For those who don't know, Sam's voice is a bit well 'distinctive')

Subject: RE: Caption Competition....Sam Pirt's Smile!
From: John Routledge
Date: 07 Jun 01 - 01:31 PM

"I'll soon be playing with no hands at all"

Subject: RE: Caption Competition....Sam Pirt's Smile!
From: Kim C
Date: 07 Jun 01 - 12:43 PM

"Hey y'all! Watch THIS!!!!!"

Subject: RE: Caption Competition....Sam Pirt's Smile!
From: Micca
Date: 07 Jun 01 - 12:35 PM

caption....Bill Sables " and the harder I press THIS pedal the bigger the smile gets"

Subject: RE: Caption Competition....Sam Pirt's Smile!
From: Noreen
Date: 07 Jun 01 - 12:19 PM

Sam was playing his party piece at the time, (fast film, Brett!) which is why we were sitting and watching. He still had the spare capacity to look up and smile for the camera...

Subject: RE: Caption Competition....Sam Pirt's Smile!
From: MMario
Date: 07 Jun 01 - 12:18 PM

I'm glad someone said it!

Subject: RE: Caption Competition....Sam Pirt's Smile!
From: GUEST
Date: 07 Jun 01 - 12:16 PM

Thinks, "If I keep grinning away and look friendly you'll ignore this accordian and refill my beer."

Subject: RE: Caption Competition....Sam Pirt's Smile!
From: Matt_R
Date: 07 Jun 01 - 12:12 PM

"YERRRK!! I got me bollox caught in my bellows!!"

Subject: RE: Caption Competition....Sam Pirt's Smile!
From: dwditty
Date: 07 Jun 01 - 12:07 PM

"What? Me Worry?"

Subject: RE: Caption Competition....Sam Pirt's Smile!
From: MMario
Date: 07 Jun 01 - 12:06 PM

I don't get it. Bill doesn't have a plate, he has an ashtray....

Subject: RE: Caption Competition....Sam Pirt's Smile!
From: Linda Kelly
Date: 07 Jun 01 - 12:04 PM

Bill is saying to Sam:
'I don't want to worry you but I see ectoplasm coming out of your left shoulder!'

Subject: RE: Caption Competition....Sam Pirt's Smile!
From: KingBrilliant
Date: 07 Jun 01 - 12:01 PM

Ah - the Pirt young Sam. Lovely photo, but I can't for the life of me think of a caption.

Kris

Subject: RE: Caption Competition....Sam Pirt's Smile!
From: Naemanson
Date: 07 Jun 01 - 11:57 AM

Sam wasn't really playing in that picture. You can see his fingers...

Subject: Caption Competition....Sam Pirt's Smile!
From: Noreen
Date: 07 Jun 01 - 11:46 AM

I've just uploaded a lovely picture of Sam Pirt and his smile taken at the recent Mudcat Yorkshire Gathering at the Jug in Chapel Haddlesey.

Since Sam (with Ian and Bill) is now an international star, I thought more of you might like to see it, and perhaps provide a caption....

(Feel free to look at the rest of the photos in the albums while you're there).

Noreen