BS: Where in the World is Matt R.?

Subject: RE: BS: Where in the World is Matt R.?
From: wildlone
Date: 31 Oct 01 - 02:32 PM

Devestated? is that anything like devexity,ie: bent or curved? if so poor you
dave

Subject: RE: BS: Where in the World is Matt R.?
From: GUEST,George Harrison
Date: 31 Oct 01 - 09:10 AM

Matt and I have been working on a few tunes for a new album we have in mind. We're thinking of calling it "Getting Laid is Half the Fun".

Paul needs his services for a bit after that, then we'll have him back to you!!

Best,

George

Subject: RE: BS: Where in the World is Matt R.?
From: Troll
Date: 31 Oct 01 - 12:03 AM

AHHHHH, leave the guy alone people. Can't you tell that he's starved for attention?
Don't mind them TAK, they 're jealous because they know that they are in the presence of TRUE grea....
Nope! Can't do it. not even for the sake of sarcasm can I force myself to tell THAT big a fib..

troll

Subject: RE: BS: Where in the World is Matt R.?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 30 Oct 01 - 08:46 PM

Kweskin! I am SO gratified that you are "devestated"! This has made my day. Some people are deviastated by my protest songs (which are, of course, undeniably great...in fact, practically without peer...but I digress), others are merely depreciated, some are dessicated, and still others are DEVASTATED (!)...but you are the first who has ever been devestated.

You are too kind. :-) You're also nuts.

- LH

Subject: RE: BS: Where in the World is Matt R.?
From: GUEST
Date: 30 Oct 01 - 08:49 AM

We sympathize with your unfortunate situation, Kweskin.

Subject: RE: BS: Where in the World is Matt R.?
From: Benjamin
Date: 29 Oct 01 - 06:56 PM

Great! GUEST, Kweskin can make up stories about someone he doesn't like but he can't spell devastated. I believe I will now go off and write a protest song about this!

Subject: RE: BS: Where in the World is Matt R.?
From: GUEST,The Amazing Kweskin
Date: 29 Oct 01 - 06:02 PM

Here's the story on why Mbo has gone missing from Mudcat. Mbo got tired of Kendall telling him to go get laid, so he went out and tried to get himself laid.

He couldn't find any takers among the nice young ladies on campus so he turned to the back pages of the local alternative rag and found himself a 60-minute sweetie for $60.00.

Mbo used a rubber but still caught case of herpes that will be with him for life. Now he's pissed at Mudcat for embarrassing him into finding a 'ho and he's staying away.

I know this because I am The Amazing Kweskin, a mentalist who plays jug band music and talks like Elmer Fudd.

Subject: RE: BS: Where in the World is Matt R.?
From: GUEST,Kim C no cookie
Date: 29 Oct 01 - 12:23 PM

For your information... I did send Matt a PM a LONG while back, which is still unanswered. I keep expecting him to pop up anytime. Harp, I think Max probably has better things to do.

Excuse the hell out of us, Kweskin, for asking each other if anyone has heard from him.

Subject: RE: BS: Where in the World is Matt R.?
From: SINSULL
Date: 29 Oct 01 - 11:55 AM

devastated

Subject: RE: BS: Where in the World is Matt R.?
From: Clinton Hammond
Date: 29 Oct 01 - 11:51 AM

Ya... that's a mighty big IF there TAK...

Subject: Attention: Little Hawk
From: GUEST,The Amazing Kweskin
Date: 29 Oct 01 - 11:51 AM

Oh my god, I'm just devestated that you told me to "fuck off." If I was a major protest song writer like you, I'd rush off and write a major protest song about devestated I am.

I know this because I am The Amazing Kweskin, a mentalist who plays jug band music and talks like Elmer Fudd.

Subject: RE: BS: Where in the World is Matt R.?
From: harpgirl
Date: 29 Oct 01 - 11:50 AM

hey guys...assume that Max is The Amazing Kweskin and stop responding this way. Light not heat!

Subject: Attention: MMario
From: GUEST,The Amazing Kweskin
Date: 29 Oct 01 - 11:47 AM

If little Mbo was your friend, you'd pick up the phone and call him, or send him an e-mail, or one of those Mudcatty personal messages.

I know this because I am The Amazing Kweskin, a mentalist who plays jug band music and talks like Elmer Fudd.

Subject: RE: BS: Where in the World is Matt R.?
From: GUEST,Kim C no cookie
Date: 29 Oct 01 - 11:14 AM

Thank you LH for saying what was on my mind. :-)

Miss you Matt.

Subject: RE: BS: Where in the World is Matt R.?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 29 Oct 01 - 11:03 AM

GUEST, the Amazing Kweskin - You have nothing in common with us middle-aged geezers, cos we are hot and you are not. So, fuck off and go quietly! (evil grin)

- LH

Subject: RE: BS: Where in the World is Matt R.?
From: MMario
Date: 29 Oct 01 - 10:18 AM

Gee, amazing - don't you ever wonder where a friend is if they haven't been in touch for a while?

Subject: RE: BS: Where in the World is Matt R.?
From: GUEST,Kim C no cookie
Date: 29 Oct 01 - 10:04 AM

Subject: RE: BS: Where in the World is Matt R.?
From: GUEST,The Amazing Kweskin
Date: 29 Oct 01 - 09:45 AM

You people are quite amaazing. When someone leaves Mudcat in a huff, you tell them to "fuck off and go quietly." When someone goes quietly, its "where in the world" is he?

Young Mbo came to the realization that he had nothing in common with a bunch of middle-aged and old geezers who think they're such hot stuff.

I know this because I am The Amzing Kweskin, a mentalist who plays jug band music and talks like Elmer Fudd.

Subject: RE: BS: Where in the World is Matt R.?
From: Firecat
Date: 29 Oct 01 - 09:16 AM

Thanks for the compliment, Benjamin, but I don't think it will! Anyway, I'm on my guard now!

One more thing to say... I MISS YOU, MATT!! I hope he's OK and that he'll be back on the 'cat before long.

Subject: RE: BS: Where in the World is Matt R.?
From: MMario
Date: 29 Oct 01 - 08:50 AM

While I miss Matt I am very, VERY glad that life is keeping him occupied.

Subject: RE: BS: Where in the World is Matt R.?
From: Naemanson
Date: 28 Oct 01 - 09:40 PM

Yep, same address Benjamin.

Subject: RE: BS: Where in the World is Matt R.?
From: Benjamin
Date: 28 Oct 01 - 09:23 PM

Brett, is his email still the adress in his profile? I should try emailing him sometime if it is.

Subject: RE: BS: Where in the World is Matt R.?
From: Naemanson
Date: 28 Oct 01 - 09:09 PM

I wished him well and left blessings on his head.

Kendall, I have two of his tapes I could loan you if you miss him too terribly much. *Grin*

Subject: RE: BS: Where in the World is Matt R.?
From: Naemanson
Date: 28 Oct 01 - 09:08 PM

I emailed him back about a month ago. He is happily living life to the fullest and has very little time for some of his old pursuits, including us. Wich is the boat I am in as well. It sems love takes up an inordinate amount of a person's time and it is all worthwhile.

Subject: RE: BS: Where in the World is Matt R.?
From: Benjamin
Date: 28 Oct 01 - 09:04 PM

As far as I know, he is still in school at ECU. He did post to a couple threads as a guest a while back. That queston was also asked here! Maybe more pictures of Firecat will get him back. Couldn't hurt!

BMW

Subject: RE: BS: Where in the World is Matt R.?
From: Lepus Rex
Date: 28 Oct 01 - 08:49 PM

He came around as a guest last month, I believe.

---Lepus Rex

Subject: RE: BS: Where in the World is Matt R.?
From: SINSULL
Date: 28 Oct 01 - 08:46 PM

So - a Richard Simmons Jr. for sure. Stop whining Kendall!

Subject: RE: BS: Where in the World is Matt R.?
From: kendall
Date: 28 Oct 01 - 08:36 PM

Sinsull, if you believe that, you will also believe there is going to be a Richard Simmons Jr.

Subject: RE: BS: Where in the World is Matt R.?
From: SINSULL
Date: 28 Oct 01 - 08:04 PM

Oh I don't know, Snuffy. It is my understanding that the Captain keeps some of Mbo's old recordings around just for old time's sake...

Subject: RE: BS: Where in the World is Matt R.?
From: Snuffy
Date: 28 Oct 01 - 07:47 PM

Makes things dull for Kendall, having no Meebo to have a go at.

Subject: RE: BS: Where in the World is Matt R.?
From: Sorcha
Date: 28 Oct 01 - 07:38 PM

Me neither. I have been wondering that, myself. I guess I should send an e mail.........OK, I'll do that.

Subject: Where in the World is Matt R.?
From: jaze
Date: 28 Oct 01 - 07:36 PM

Has anyone heard from Matt R? I haven't seen him around the threads in months.