BS: Register as American Patriot Here

Subject: RE: BS: Register as American Patriot Here
From: Blackcatter
Date: 10 Apr 02 - 12:01 PM

Canada has a Disney Park - its Niagra Falls...

Subject: RE: BS: Register as American Patriot Here
From: GUEST
Date: 10 Apr 02 - 05:57 AM

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Subject: RE: BS: Register as American Patriot Here
From: GUEST
Date: 09 Apr 02 - 02:52 PM

Why the need for a personal attack there, Shields Folk?

Don't like the political parody because it is mocking your politics? Or are you just playing the "let's flamebait the guest" game?

Subject: RE: BS: Register as American Patriot Here
From: Shields Folk
Date: 09 Apr 02 - 02:39 PM

So is that you saying you are a wanker Guest?

Subject: RE: BS: Register as American Patriot Here
From: GUEST
Date: 09 Apr 02 - 01:59 PM

Good Christian scientific studies have proven that the less we masturbate, the more furious we get.

By banning masturbation, we will keeps our homeland safe and secure for road ragers in SUVs talking on cell phones to someone they just saw, or will see in the next hour.

Like our civil rights, this seems to be a small price to pay for such security!

Subject: RE: BS: Register as American Patriot Here
From: Amergin
Date: 09 Apr 02 - 01:43 PM

well...I am glad to see Americans are winning the war on masturbation.....

Subject: RE: BS: Register as American Patriot Here
From: GUEST
Date: 09 Apr 02 - 10:21 AM

And I'll bet Samuel Johnson wasn't registered, either.

Subject: RE: BS: Register as American Patriot Here
From: Shields Folk
Date: 08 Apr 02 - 05:48 PM

"Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel" Samuel Johnson

Subject: RE: BS: Register as American Patriot Here
From: Little Hawk
Date: 08 Apr 02 - 04:58 PM

By the way, Disney World Jerusalem sounds like a fantastic solution to Middle East tensions! Just don't build one in Canada, please... :-)

- LH

Subject: RE: BS: Register as American Patriot Here
From: Little Hawk
Date: 08 Apr 02 - 04:52 PM

As a longtime supporter of Crazy Horse and Sitting Bull...true American patriots...I am proud to register as an American patriot!

- LH

Subject: RE: BS: Register as American Patriot Here
From: GUEST
Date: 08 Apr 02 - 09:42 AM

CarolC, it is obvious you didn't read the instructions.

Of course vegetarians are allowed to register. How else we would be able to determine they are the traitors they are to the American way of life? This registration is our best defense against native terrorists, like vegetarians, so please--register today!

Subject: RE: BS: Register as American Patriot Here
From: GUEST
Date: 08 Apr 02 - 08:58 AM

Glad you all enjoyed the link.

For those of you who are True Christian Believers, you may be in for a bit of a shock. Here you will find Betty Bowers, who is a better Christian than you:

http://www.bettybowers.com/

Subject: RE: BS: Register as American Patriot Here
From: Mark Cohen
Date: 08 Apr 02 - 02:09 AM

Oh, goody!

Hrothgar, the real one is http://www.whitehouse.gov, although, to paraphrase a former political figure, that might depend on what you mean by "real".

Aloha,
Mark

Subject: RE: BS: Register as American Patriot Here
From: GUEST
Date: 08 Apr 02 - 12:34 AM

No need to "REGISTER"

Your previous mudcat postings and political "leanings" have been registered, digested, and filed: into friend or foe catagories.

Subject: RE: BS: Register as American Patriot Here
From: Hrothgar
Date: 08 Apr 02 - 12:14 AM

How does one identify the real one?

Subject: RE: BS: Register as American Patriot Here
From: Mark Cohen
Date: 07 Apr 02 - 10:29 PM

Well, kat, that wouldn't be much of a change from the status quo....!

At first I couldn't figure out how somebody could have "hijacked" the official White House site...then I remembered that, as Art said, the real one is dot gov. The whole site, www.whitehouse.org is a crackup...some of the stuff is dumb, but some is wickedly funny. Unless you're a Republican, of course.

Aloha,
Mark

Subject: RE: BS: Register as American Patriot Here
From: katlaughing
Date: 07 Apr 02 - 08:51 PM

Dr. Mark! If you keep that up, you may never get lei-ed, again!

Subject: RE: BS: Register as American Patriot Here
From: catspaw49
Date: 07 Apr 02 - 08:23 PM

Yeah, Doc Mark knew what he was up to.....That was a favorite of the teenagers in the computer lab because it looked so legit that at first no one noticed the com vs. org! Connie had some of her class finally caught logging on there.

Yes, I am a patriot and I have definitely signed up!! I love that site in general because, like the Landover Baptist Church, it looks so damn real!!!

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Register as American Patriot Here
From: artbrooks
Date: 07 Apr 02 - 08:14 PM

Mark, did you say www.whitehouse.com on purpose? Dirty pictures!!! Yeah!! Dubya's site is www.whitehouse.gov.

Subject: RE: BS: Register as American Patriot Here
From: CarolC
Date: 07 Apr 02 - 06:12 PM

Oh, man...

I can't! They say vegetarians aren't allowed.

Well, now I'm just really bummed out.

Subject: RE: BS: Register as American Patriot Here
From: GUEST,The Phoenix
Date: 07 Apr 02 - 05:33 PM

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn!!

Subject: RE: BS: Register as American Patriot Here
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 07 Apr 02 - 05:24 PM

Or maybe this more sedate alternative - http://www.whitehouse.co.uk

Subject: RE: BS: Register as American Patriot Here
From: Mark Cohen
Date: 07 Apr 02 - 05:14 PM

This is a wonderful idea, and has been done exceptionally well. I'd urge everyone to visit the site and sign up. I mean it! (Except for 'Spaw, who should visit the alternative site, http://www.whitehouse.com.)

Aloha,
Mark

Subject: Register as American Patriot Here
From: GUEST
Date: 07 Apr 02 - 04:56 PM

http://www.whitehouse.org/initiatives/patriot/index.asp