BS: Choose life, Jedi style

Subject: RE: BS: Choose life, Jedi style
From: Amos
Date: 18 May 02 - 10:08 PM

If human you were, a life would you have!

A

Subject: RE: BS: Choose life, Jedi style
From: Hrothgar
Date: 18 May 02 - 09:58 PM

Get a life, human style!

Subject: RE: BS: Choose life, Jedi style
From: lady penelope
Date: 18 May 02 - 05:21 AM

Stonking!

TTFN M'Lady P

Subject: RE: BS: Choose life, Jedi style
From: Helen
Date: 17 May 02 - 07:28 PM

Funny!

Subject: RE: BS: Choose life, Jedi style
From: Clinton Hammond
Date: 17 May 02 - 11:06 AM

This from a guy who lives in a slimy mud-hole...

Subject: RE: BS: Choose life, Jedi style
From: GUEST,Yoda
Date: 17 May 02 - 08:18 AM

Very much sad you are, a life get.

Subject: RE: BS: Choose life, Jedi style
From: Clinton Hammond
Date: 16 May 02 - 03:31 PM

Jedi-schmedi!

Subject: RE: BS: Choose life, Jedi style
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 16 May 02 - 03:28 PM

Choose reality!!

Subject: Choose life, Jedi style
From: Grab
Date: 16 May 02 - 03:24 PM

Note: If you've not seen Trainspotting, then you won't get this at all. Sorry. For the rest of us, this is a classic someone posted on SlashDot...

Choose Life. Choose a Master. Choose a Lightsaber. Choose a Clone Army. Choose a fucking big holo-projector, choose sonic showers, land-speeders, and electrical R2-D2 openers. Choose good health, low midichlorians, and blaster insurance. Choose fixed interest moisture farm repayments. Choose a starter smuggling ship. Choose your Jedi. Choose robes and matching sandals. Choose a three-piece body armor on hire purchase in a range of fucking alloys. Choose sitting on that Bantha-hide chair and watching mind-numbing, chain-choking slave girls, stuffing fucking slimy worms into your mouth. Choose rotting away in the belly of the Sarlacc, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked-up apprentices you spawned to kill all your brethren and take over the galaxy.