BS: Getting a mechanic from under the Porsch

Subject: RE: BS: Getting a mechanic from under the Porsch
From: rangeroger
Date: 02 Nov 03 - 09:58 PM

Bobert, you should see the looks I get when I tell people my '70 Ghia is a poor mans Porsche. And this mechanic was got out from under it when the engine came out. So the engine is in pieces on the bench and the Ghia is a poor man's weed collector in the front yard.

Think I'll put in a Mazda rotary and a radiator so I'll be warm and the windows clear when winter driving.

rr

Subject: RE: BS: Getting a mechanic from under the Porsch
From: Bobert
Date: 02 Nov 03 - 09:39 PM

Tell him that it's just a fancy Volkswagen... That'll not only get him or her out from under the Porsche but get 'em all bothered... Try it, it will be fun...

(K.D.F.)

Bobert

Subject: RE: BS: Getting a mechanic from under the Porsch
From: SINSULL
Date: 02 Nov 03 - 09:03 PM

Is he drunk or sober? Handsome or ugly as sin? Does he like chocolate? Is he infact male?

Subject: RE: BS: Getting a mechanic from under the Porsch
From: Amos
Date: 02 Nov 03 - 08:51 PM

First, find a steam roller....

Subject: RE: BS: Getting a mechanic from under the Porsch
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Nov 03 - 08:47 PM

I can't afford a Porsche. How can I get one out from under a skateboard?

Subject: RE: BS: Getting a mechanic from under the Porsch
From: GUEST,EBarnacle
Date: 02 Nov 03 - 07:44 PM

Keep him/her there. He can pay for h/h release by making the damn thing work.

Subject: BS: Getting a mechanic from under the Porsche
From: Mr Red
Date: 02 Nov 03 - 07:27 PM

this is gonna cost ya........