BS: One for the Boys

Subject: RE: BS: One for the Boys
From: Cluin
Date: 05 Nov 03 - 07:44 PM

The guy comes home exhausted from work, sits down in his favorite chair, turns on the TV, and shouts in to the wife in the kitchen, "Quick, honey! Bring me a beer before it starts?"
   She comes into the room, with the requested beverage, looking a bit perturbed, but hands it to him and goes back into the kitchen.
   A few minutes later, the call comes out again: "Honey! Quick, please? Another beer before it starts?"
   So she comes in again with another bottle. This time she looked a little more angry, but he seems or else pretends not to notice.
   And again, in another two minutes, she hears him "Quick, hon! One more beer before it starts? Not much time!"
   "That's it!", she blows her top. "You selfish insensitive bastard! You waltz in here, flop your fat ass down, don't even say hello to me, and then expect me to run around serving you beer like your damned slave. I work hard too, you know? Plus I do all the cleaning, washing and ironing and right now I'm in there trying to make something nice for your supper! Don't you think I'd like to be sitting in here, sucking back a cold beer and watching TV? Is it too much to ask for a little respect and, god forbid, a bit of help around here? But no! All I hear is "Bring me a beer! Is dinner ready? Where's my socks?"..." she continues on, near tears.
   The husband shakes his head, muttering to himself, "Damn! It's started."

Subject: RE: BS: One for the Boys
From: Raptor
Date: 05 Nov 03 - 06:59 PM

You are funny Clinton!

Raptor

Subject: RE: BS: One for the Boys
From: The Barden of England
Date: 05 Nov 03 - 06:21 PM

Typical of a Gargoyle - have to make a comment as GUEST. Well here you go then - they're only God given if you believe in God.

Subject: RE: BS: One for the Boys
From: Blackcatter
Date: 05 Nov 03 - 06:17 PM

What - Cowboys kicking the shit out of scientists?

Subject: RE: BS: One for the Boys
From: GUEST
Date: 05 Nov 03 - 06:05 PM

I'm from Canada. Thought that's the way it was all the time. Guess not.

Subject: RE: BS: One for the Boys
From: Micca
Date: 05 Nov 03 - 06:03 PM

This just in from Texas....

A scientist from Texas A&M University has invented a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in.

At a news conference announcing the invention the scientist was taken outside by a large group of cowboys and had the shit kicked out of him

Subject: RE: BS: One for the Boys
From: GUEST
Date: 05 Nov 03 - 05:54 PM

Ya didn't have to say tat, either.

Subject: RE: BS: One for the Boys
From: GUEST,pdc
Date: 05 Nov 03 - 04:51 PM

Funny, I thought that useless piece of skin at the end of a vagina was usually a penis...

Subject: RE: BS: One for the Boys
From: Clinton Hammond
Date: 05 Nov 03 - 04:47 PM

I thought jokes were supposed to be funny....

Subject: RE: BS: One for the Boys
From: Peace
Date: 05 Nov 03 - 04:27 PM

Ya didn't have to say tit!

Subject: BS: One for the Boys
From: Raptor
Date: 05 Nov 03 - 04:20 PM

What do you call that useless piece of skin at the end of a vagina?




















The woman.

Just a joke ladies ,fair is fair Tit for tat