BS: Yucky Female Medical Question...

Subject: RE: BS: Yucky Female Medical Question...
From: Sorcha
Date: 06 Nov 03 - 08:07 PM

I'm awful curious.........pleeze, pleeze PM me, ole Bobert.....

Thread closed at Bobert's request.

Subject: RE: BS: Yucky Female Medical Question...
From: alison
Date: 06 Nov 03 - 07:52 PM

well if you need a midwife's opinion ... i'm used to all that yucky stuff..... send me a PM

slainte

alison

Subject: RE: BS: Yucky Female Medical Question...
From: GUEST,Kim C no cookie
Date: 06 Nov 03 - 05:54 PM

Oat Boy!!!! Heeheeheehee!

Bobert I was going to offer my assistance but I reckon you don't need it now.

Subject: RE: BS: Yucky Female Medical Question...
From: Joybell
Date: 06 Nov 03 - 04:58 PM

Just wanted to check in with the nice friends here. Sending helpful if non-specific thoughts your way Bobert.

Subject: RE: BS: Yucky Female Medical Question...
From: Bobert
Date: 06 Nov 03 - 04:13 PM

Thankee, ~S~, nice is fine when ya' need nice but ain't when ya don't...

Yer stepson sounds cool to me...

It's a guy thing...

Bobert

Subject: RE: BS: Yucky Female Medical Question...
From: wysiwyg
Date: 06 Nov 03 - 04:06 PM

One day my recently-moved-out stepson called and asked if he could ask me a question, being as I was a mom and all.... I said of course. Well, he was planning a big hike in the northwest, like a 6 week solo backpacking thing, and he was calculating calories and how to manage food shipments along the hike. Wanted to save on costs and not get freeze-dried camping food.....

He wanted a recipe for Oat Bars, so I described how to make oat bars.

Then he said he had already cooked about 30 million pounds of raw oats (he had calculated 8 weeks' worth of hiking calories and put it ALL in oats and then cooked ALL the oats)....

I tried to tell him he'd need to use RAW OATS and dry the bars well......

Then he said he thought the bars would be too much trouble and he was going to just pack up the cooled, cooked oatmeal in single-portion Ziploc bags, and have his grandma ship it along the trail in batches. I was pretty specific about what would happen to his cooked oatmeal..... he said he was sure though....

Of course we laughted our asses off, and were also worried that he'd starve when the rotten (exploding) oat baggies arrived.... but he just would NOT listen!!!

Well, it turned out he had called all his other female relatives and gotten the same story. But he had acted as if each one of us was the ONLY one he was getting advice from, or I personally would have saved my breath once he started arguing about the damn oats. We ladies compared notes, and we all fetl the same.

Now, Bobert, I am sure you are only getting a few advisors (so far), and to be fair, by posting your request in a thread, I don't see any way to control the results.... but you need to know, we still call Mike "Oat Boy." :~)   

Helpful, but not always nice! :~)

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Yucky Female Medical Question...
From: Don Firth
Date: 06 Nov 03 - 04:02 PM

I am a man. . . .
But I can change. . . .
If I have to. . . .
. . . I guess. . . .
         —The Men's Prayer

humbly submitted,

Don Firth

Subject: RE: BS: Yucky Female Medical Question...
From: Bobert
Date: 06 Nov 03 - 03:42 PM

Ahhhh, thankee folks but I've gotten a couple folks on this so I'm callin' off the request for PM's on this subject...

Bobert

Subject: RE: BS: Yucky Female Medical Question...
From: katlaughing
Date: 06 Nov 03 - 03:27 PM

I knowed that, sweetie, just funnin' wid ya. See yer PMs.:-)

Subject: RE: BS: Yucky Female Medical Question...
From: Bobert
Date: 06 Nov 03 - 03:20 PM

Ain't about my 'quipment, Katdarlin, an' that's all I'm gonna say here. Hey, I likes being a guy, just fine... Other than the part that requires us to do and say stupid and embarressin' stuff... But I'm even gettin' used to that...

Bobert

Subject: RE: BS: Yucky Female Medical Question...
From: katlaughing
Date: 06 Nov 03 - 03:17 PM

Bobertdarlin'...if ya want one o'them operashuns wot changes yer equipment, talk to BlueJay...he's worked with the doc in Trinidad wot does them thangs...:-)

Subject: RE: BS: Yucky Female Medical Question...
From: wysiwyg
Date: 06 Nov 03 - 03:14 PM

Yeah, sure, sure, sure-- and then you'll have a file full of our yucky female stories? Can this man be trusted??? (yes)

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Yucky Female Medical Question...
From: AliUK
Date: 06 Nov 03 - 03:13 PM

intriguing.......

Subject: BS: Yucky Female Medical Question...
From: Bobert
Date: 06 Nov 03 - 02:55 PM

No, this ain't about a yucky female but one of them questions that I need an answer to and am too embarassed to ask it here but....

...if their are any docs 'er folks with female medical info, please PM me and promise not to tell a soul about the content of my query...

Okay?

Bobert