BS: Poem: What do Children Learn

Subject: RE: BS: Poem: What do Children Learn
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 08 Sep 04 - 10:45 PM

geeeez. a big circle with holes in it? coal saw? Ah! Cole slaw! What you described sounds like a slurry from a coal mine. :)

If a child lives with jOhn9, he doesn't learn to type or spell. . . well. But he probably does learn to communicate, after a fashion.

SRS

Subject: RE: BS: Poem: What do Children Learn
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 08 Sep 04 - 08:40 PM

or get one of them electric mixer things, with a grater thing [a big circle with holes in it].

you can make coal saw with it as well, [thats grated carrats and cabbages].

Subject: RE: BS: Poem: What do Children Learn
From: Clinton Hammond
Date: 08 Aug 04 - 06:24 PM

Good gods, I gotta get my eyes checked....

I thought I read the thread title as "PORN:What do children learn"!!!

Gah!

Subject: RE: BS: Poem: What do Children Learn
From: GUEST, yeddanother
Date: 08 Aug 04 - 06:11 PM

... if a child does not live at your house then things are incomplete.

Subject: RE: BS: Poem: What do Children Learn
From: GUEST,different guest
Date: 08 Aug 04 - 06:07 PM

Well, if they live at my house, they learn NOT to cut the cheese!

Subject: RE: BS: Poem: What do Children Learn
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 08 Aug 04 - 04:06 AM

guest-buy a cheese grater.

Subject: RE: BS: Poem: What do Children Learn
From: GUEST
Date: 06 Aug 04 - 03:48 AM

if a child lives at my house they learn you have to cut cheese straight

Subject: RE: BS: Poem: What do Children Learn
From: jimmyt
Date: 05 Aug 04 - 10:36 PM

Michael Jackson, 2 slices of buttered bread, with cheese between them in a hot skillet. white glove raised in the air,singing"Griller!!"

Subject: BS: Poem: What do Children Learn
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 05 Aug 04 - 10:26 PM

If a child lives with criticism, he learns to
be critical
if a child lives with hostility,he learns
to fight
if a child lives with ridicule, he learns
to be shy
if a child lives with shame, he learns
to feel guilty
if a child lives with tolerance, he learns
to be patient
if a child lives with encouragement he learns
confidence
if a child lives with praise, he learns
to appreciate
if a child lives with fairness, he learns
justice
if a child lives with security, he learns
to have faith
if a child lives with approval, he learns
to like himself















if a child lives with Michael Jackson, he learns
to sleep with one eye open