BS: Christmass Recipe

Subject: RE: BS: Christmass Recipe
From: Blissfully Ignorant
Date: 23 Dec 04 - 02:44 PM

Hehehehe...

Subject: RE: BS: Christmass Recipe
From: Tannywheeler
Date: 23 Dec 04 - 01:24 PM

He forces himself!?!? True love and dedication. It's heroic.   Tw

Subject: RE: BS: Christmass Recipe
From: 42
Date: 20 Dec 04 - 06:55 PM

raptor...you don't even like vodka!
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Subject: RE: BS: Christmass Recipe
From: Tannywheeler
Date: 20 Dec 04 - 03:48 PM

A Blue Ribbon at any county fair, fer sher....    Tw

Subject: BS: Christmass Recipe
From: Raptor
Date: 20 Dec 04 - 03:43 PM

Yup it's nearly that time of the year......


now is the time to start baking that

Christmas Cake


So to help you, here is a recipe for



VODKA AND RED BULL CHRISTMAS CAKE



INGREDIENTS



1 Cup water


1 Cup butter


1 tsp baking soda


1 tsp salt


4 large eggs


1 Cup white sugar


1 Cup brown sugar


2 Cups dried fruit


Lemon juice


Nuts


1 Can Red Bull


1 Bottle Vodka



METHOD



1.    Sample the vodka to check the quality (VERY IMPORTANT)


2.    Take a large bowl, check the vodka again.


3.    To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup of vodka
and mix with a little Red Bull and drink.


4.    Repeat.


5.    Turn on the electric mixer, beat one cup of butter in a large bowl.


6.    Add one tsp of sugar, beat again.


7.    At this point it is best to make sure the vodka is still okay.


8.    Flavour with Red Bull to taste.


9.    Try another cup - just in case - turn the mixerer off.


10.    Break two leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in a cup of dried fruit.


11.    Pick fruit off the floor.


12.    Mix on the turner.


13.    If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, pry loose with a
drewscriver.


14.    Shample the vodka again to check for tonsisticity, flavour with a
little Bed Rull.


15.    Next, ssiffft two cups salt, or something, who really gives a shit.


16.    Throw a pinch of Bed Rull over your shoulder.


17.    Pick up the can, mop the floor.


18.    Check the Vodka (shee steps 3 and 4).


19.    Now shift the lemon and strain your nuts.


20.    Add one table.


21.    Add a shpoon of shugar, or somefink, whatever you can find.


22.    Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.


23.    Don't forget to beat off the turner.


24.    Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the vodka and kick
the dog.


25.    Fall into bed.



cHERRY mISTMAS

Raptor