BS: Is that with everything.........

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From: Shanghaiceltic
Date: 31 Dec 04 - 06:41 PM

Can I have a 'Happy Meal' with that....Oh and whats the toy this week...

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From: Amos
Date: 31 Dec 04 - 09:52 AM

In arctic circles, they jusge a man's penguin by the length of his thumbs. Or so I am told. That gives them an idea just how, uh, primordial he really is. The penguin, I mean...

A

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From: *daylia*
Date: 31 Dec 04 - 07:09 AM

Well how about a round of Hide the Penguin instead? It's just as fun, and a lot less messy. You won't need mustard, or onions - lettuce - cheese - pickles - ketchup ... OR even a sesame seed bun! Just the Hiding Place plus the Primordial Penguin, plain and simple (with a little Secret Sauce, if you really must).

Subject: RE: BS: Is that with everything.........
From: Peace
Date: 31 Dec 04 - 06:50 AM

I just got to thinking about Montreal steamies. OUCH!

Subject: RE: BS: Is that with everything.........
From: Peace
Date: 31 Dec 04 - 05:32 AM

Never mind the onions, John. What about the mustard?

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From: John MacKenzie
Date: 31 Dec 04 - 05:14 AM

It brings a whole new perspective to the euphemism 'Hide the sausage', can you be careful where you put those onions!
Giok

Subject: RE: BS: Is that with everything.........
From: Peace
Date: 31 Dec 04 - 02:46 AM

You better not be gettin' to rambunctious on this thread, Bobert, or the lovely P-Vine is gonna smack ya one. Behave now. Behave.

Subject: RE: BS: Is that with everything.........
From: Bobert
Date: 30 Dec 04 - 11:08 PM

I did not have sex with the hot dog vender....

Bobert

Subject: BS: Is that with everything.........
From: Shanghaiceltic
Date: 30 Dec 04 - 11:04 PM

What would they do when asked for a Big Mac?

Liked the the new insult 'Your mother sells hotdogs' could start a whole new genre of swearing .....

Wiener wagon hotbed of sin

BY CARRIE MELAGO
DAILY NEWS STAFF WRITER

Two women who sold hot dogs from this camper in Levittown, L.I., also allegedly used the wiener wagon to perform sex acts.

A pair of Long Island hot dog vendors allegedly did their job with a little too much relish, selling sex along with hot sausage inside their tan camper.
Police said the women provided personal services along with knishes, Fritos and Cheez Doodles from a wiener wagon parked alongside Sunrise Highway at Rockwood Ave. in Baldwin.

"We've never seen hot dogs mixed with prostitution before," said Deputy Inspector Rick Capece, commanding officer of Nassau County's narcotics/vice squads. "It's out there, the most unusual thing I've seen."

Catherina Scalia, 38, of Rockville Centre, and Rose Skorgy, 34, of Merrick, were charged with prostitution after they propositioned an undercover cop yesterday, police said.

Cops said Scalia offered to expose herself to the officer or perform a sex act inside the camper, a rundown vehicle strewn with empty chip bags and ketchup bottles and containing a dingy mauve recliner.

Scalia also told the officer Skorgy would perform a sex act in his car, if he wanted privacy, cops said.

Police received a tip last week that the women were offering extras at the stand, adorned with giant signs reading "Hot Dogs" and "We Are Open."

The camper has been registered to Scalia for four months, but cops aren't certain when the duo set up shop in the residential neighborhood.

"It was a legitimate business. They were selling hot dogs in there," Capece said. "We don't know how large the clientele was, though."

Skorgy and Scalia lashed out at reporters who tried to interview them outside the Eighth Precinct stationhouse in Levittown last night.

"Oh, be quiet," Skorgy hollered, kicking at a photographer. When asked about her scheme, she countered, "Your mother sells hot dogs."

The women will be arraigned today in 1st District Court in Hempstead.