BS: words to cat poem

Subject: RE: BS: words to cat poem
From: Peace
Date: 14 Apr 05 - 02:46 PM

Cat?
Splat!

Subject: RE: BS: words to cat poem
From: Sorcha
Date: 14 Apr 05 - 12:59 PM

Found this:, but it's a pig. A riddle not exactly a poem...

If a pig drinks a quart of buttermilk before he starts, runs a mile before he farts, another mile before he slips, how much farther till he shits? The answer had the first line: In order for me to win this bet, I must go back to where the fart was let. That is all I can recall of the riddle.

The farmer was a mile from where the pig started,
The pig passed the farmer just as he farted,
The farmer heard the pig spewing out gas,
And saw buttermilk fumes coming straight out his ass..
So it seems to me, if this pig could hold his gas,
And run a mile with a puckered up ass
Then he should be able to keep his wits,
And run five miles before he shits!!!

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Subject: BS: words to cat poem
From: Louie Roy
Date: 14 Apr 05 - 12:53 PM

This is a poem not a song so I put it in BS.In the 1940s 0r maybe before this in Idaho there was a poem going around and at one time I had a copy but lost it years ago maybe one of you mudcatter have the words. This is what I remember.If a cat drinks a quart of buttermilk before he starts and run a mile before he fart and if he runs another mile and holds his and another mile with a puckered ass and if he holds his wits how far will he run before he shits.These words might not be correct but they are close.Louie Roy