BS: Policing is monkey business....

Subject: RE: BS: Policing is monkey business....
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 21 Apr 05 - 08:38 PM

Yes, but they have hand-like feet..... or is that feet like hands...

Subject: RE: BS: Policing is monkey business....
From: GUEST,Mrr
Date: 21 Apr 05 - 01:36 PM

Not all animal training is cruel... although this would be unusual! And they don't have human-like hands, we have monkey-like hands. Give credit where credit is due.

Subject: RE: BS: Policing is monkey business....
From: GUEST
Date: 21 Apr 05 - 05:22 AM

Has to come under the banner of cruelty to animals, though

Subject: RE: BS: Policing is monkey business....
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 21 Apr 05 - 02:52 AM

he's got a point - the appearance of a monkey in most places would make you think......

I must get one for the act, it could only help.

big al

Subject: BS: Policing is monkey business....
From: Shanghaiceltic
Date: 20 Apr 05 - 11:25 PM

So simians can now join the boys in blue. Does not mention rates of pay though, how many bananas to the $? And will they be vetted for potential corruption? Bung them a wad of 'nana's and they are yours.

Will SWAT be re-named SSWAT, Special Simian Weapons Action Team?

What do you call a monkey with a gun? Sir!



US police force to recruit capuchin monkey for 'intelligence' work
By Tom Leonard in New York
(Filed: 21/04/2005)

An American police force is planning to sign up a monkey to reinforce its elite special operations team.

   
Capuchins will be issued with radios and cameras
Members of the special weapons and tactics (SWAT) unit in Mesa, Arizona, believe that a capuchin monkey, dressed in a bullet-proof jacket and equipped with a two-way radio and video camera, could prove an invaluable reconnaissance tool.

The SWAT team's commander has agreed to a feasibility study into the use of a capuchin monkey. Sean Truelove, a SWAT officer who builds and operates reconnaissance robots, has applied for a £53,000 federal grant to fund the four-year monkey project. Capuchins have already been trained to be companions to quadriplegics, performing tasks such as serving food, turning off lights and brushing hair. Mr Truelove said the same training could prepare a capuchin monkey for police intelligence work.

He said the monkeys, which weigh only 3-8lb and whose puzzle-solving skills are enhanced by tiny, dexterous human-like hands, could unlock doors, search buildings and find injured people upon command.

Their size could allow them into places that officers and robots could not reach, such as attic rafters, he said. "Everybody laughs about it until they really start thinking about it. It would change the way we do business."

Mr Truelove is prepared for potential opposition from animal rights groups and insists that the capuchin would not be sent into action if "the threat level is too high". Gloves for its hands and feet would protect it from broken glass.

Just as he has never known a suspect to harm a robot, he predicted that criminals would be "too stunned" by the capuchin's appearance to hurt it.