Lyr Add: He Played His Ukulele as the ... (parody)

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: He played his ukelele...
From: Paul Burke
Date: 26 Aug 05 - 04:47 AM

Oy! I can just see him playing air uke now.

Subject: Lyr Add: HE PLAYED HIS UKULELE AS THE... (parody)
From: GUEST
Date: 26 Aug 05 - 04:21 AM

I'll tell you a tale of the ship UK,
Struck by bombers one July day,
But PM Blair skipped out of town,
And he played his ukelele as the ship went down,

Chorus..

The cabinet were in despair,
Some ran here and others ran there,
but the PM sat in a seaside chair,
And he played his ukelele as the ship went down

The Pm said to Two-Jags John,
Mind the store while I am gone,
If you concrete from Kent to London Town,
It will all serve as ballast as the ship goes down

CH

The PM said to Sir Ian Blair,
Shoot anybody, I don't care,
The innocent just shouldn't be in town,
So blow them all to blazes as the ship goes down

CH

The PM said to Charlie Clarke
Deport the clerics? What a lark!
Human Rights law won't let them down
And my wife will make a fortune as the ship goes down

CH

The PM said to Mister Bush
Invade Iran? Hey what's the rush
They've got the bomb, don't be a clown
Or we'll vaporise together as the ship goes down

CH

So that is the tale of the ship UK
Struck by bombers one July day,
But our bold PM just gave a grin
There's a cosy job in Brussels when he packs it in!

CH

Couldn't resist that, If anyone wants to use it or add to it, feel free.

FC (aka Brian Quinn)