Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround From: Georgiansilver Date: 15 Dec 05 - 12:27 PM Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor |
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround From: Mo the caller Date: 15 Dec 05 - 11:15 AM We'll help you eat it, then we'll wash the dishes Then we'll go waltzing a-waltzing with yew |
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround From: David C. Carter Date: 15 Dec 05 - 11:11 AM Gonna stick it in the ice box,save it for tomorrow Cause I missed Micca's posting,Oh my God,BOO HOO. CHARDONNAY DAVID. CHEERS. |
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround From: David C. Carter Date: 15 Dec 05 - 09:58 AM Just a bag full of boomerangs,been off a-hunting I'm sitting here cooking up a hot 'roo stew |
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround From: Micca Date: 15 Dec 05 - 09:52 AM what I have in my tucker is Chicken a lá King with a nice Chardonnay to serve it just so and to round it all off for desert if you'll sing I have ,in the coolbag, Black Forest Gateaux Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor |
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround From: Georgiansilver Date: 15 Dec 05 - 09:46 AM He met a young swagman, who camped by the Billabong, Under the shade of the koolabar tree. "What have you there in your bush tucker bag?" Asked Barnacle Bill the sailor |
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround From: Bunnahabhain Date: 14 Dec 05 - 08:17 PM The Policemen they caught me, they took away my liberty, Sang old Bill as he sailed the sea, But I upped and I jumped in, and swam down the billabong, Barnacle Bill the-e sailor cried. |
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround From: Severn Date: 14 Dec 05 - 07:08 PM But when you're at sea, you've got no street cred Sez Barnacle Bill The sailor So back to camping out I went Cried Barnacle Bill the Sailor Was arrested for "A-Salt-Within-Tent!" Cried Barnacle Bill The Sailor..... |
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround From: Janie Date: 14 Dec 05 - 06:48 PM me thinks there are times we are sick in the head other times there be when I know we're brain-dead |
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround From: David C. Carter Date: 14 Dec 05 - 05:40 AM Shiver me timbers,full steam ahead, |
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround From: Georgiansilver Date: 14 Dec 05 - 04:53 AM We're sailing along this wonderful thread, |
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround From: Severn Date: 13 Dec 05 - 09:43 PM Let the same song ring out still Sez Barnacle Bill The Sailor I did not mean the thread to kill Sez Barnacle Bill The Sailor Forgive me folks if I have sinned You can yell at me til yer blue in the wind I'll take it back where we beginned Wid Barnacle Bill The Sailor.... |
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround From: GUEST,Me again Date: 13 Dec 05 - 11:58 AM How many beans in a baked bean can? How many beeans in a can? The answer my friend is blowing in the wind, Said Barnacle Bill the sailor. |
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround From: Flash Company Date: 13 Dec 05 - 04:42 AM How many posts can you get from a troll, Before we all start to weep? FC |
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround From: frogprince Date: 12 Dec 05 - 08:49 PM How many threads can a mudcatter read, Till he dies from la -ack of sleep... |
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround From: Girl Friday Date: 12 Dec 05 - 08:39 PM Severn said "Let's try another one as well". This surely means that he wants us to start a new song open mike. If those cannibals ate at the Orsett Cock They would have enjoy-ed the sprouts. Although their ears were forever bland We would have been left in no doubt That the odour my friend Would be carried on the wind The odour would be carried on the wind. |
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround From: open mike Date: 12 Dec 05 - 12:03 PM blowin' in the wind said barnacle bill the sailor |
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual doubleround From: Severn Date: 11 Dec 05 - 10:23 PM Let's try another one, as well..... ...Yes, and how many ears must the cannibals fry Before they taste forever bland? The answer my friend is..... |
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround From: GUEST,Bill Date: 11 Dec 05 - 07:53 PM I reject all the tales, Of travelling and sails. I hate all this crap, I'm a right clever chap. Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor |
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround From: Girl Friday Date: 11 Dec 05 - 07:48 PM Who is this that claims he's Greek God of the Sea? You water know that that God is me Said Poseidon with trouser leg up to his knee Not Barnacle-ese the sailor |
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround From: Dead Horse Date: 07 Dec 05 - 08:40 PM It seems all these catters are running amuck So girding his loins and pulling out his pluck He yelled at them all "I dont give a damn!" Sez Barnacle Bill the Sailor. |
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround From: Severn Date: 07 Dec 05 - 07:41 PM I am named after Barn-a-cleeze Sez Barnacle Bill the Sailor He is the Greek God Of The Seas Sez Barnacle bill The sailor..... |
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround From: Severn Date: 07 Dec 05 - 07:38 PM Who thith time of night tends to get a bit anthy Sez Bareknuckle Bill the Sailor |
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround From: Girl Friday Date: 07 Dec 05 - 07:05 PM Ethspethly if worn by a maiden called Nanthy |
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround From: Folkiedave Date: 07 Dec 05 - 06:57 PM A thong is a thing that a salior doth fancy, |
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround From: GUEST,tone deaf leopard Date: 07 Dec 05 - 06:33 PM Get on with the singinOf sea shanty songs Have less of this talk about fannies and dongs And pack off the bears somewhere, wearing thongs Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor |
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround From: Georgiansilver Date: 07 Dec 05 - 05:54 PM Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor |
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround From: Micca Date: 06 Dec 05 - 06:11 PM Dressed like Gladiators or pickers of 'taters promoted by someones near beers |
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround From: Rapparee Date: 06 Dec 05 - 05:57 PM Ah yes, the Packers and Bears Have played with each other for years |
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround From: Mo the caller Date: 06 Dec 05 - 05:12 PM I see that this thread has been censored by Joe If all this is left then what had to go? But maybe I really don't want to know Said sensitive Mo the caller. |
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround From: Dead Horse Date: 05 Dec 05 - 05:31 PM Metre! I'm lucky if I can manage 6 inches mate! |
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround From: Dead Horse Date: 05 Dec 05 - 05:28 PM I'll up with ya skirt and insert me hanny If you do squirt, I'll think God damn me I'll do it again, and think it canny Says Barnacle Bill the Sailor. Apologies to those of a nervous disposition. |
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround From: Dead Horse Date: 05 Dec 05 - 05:20 PM Jazz, you preevert! I always sing shanties! |
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround From: number 6 Date: 05 Dec 05 - 04:26 PM oh yeah .. the bebop version says Bill le barnacle sailor man. |
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround From: GUEST,Martin gibson Date: 05 Dec 05 - 04:24 PM metre? Mine was the jazz version. |
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround From: Dead Horse Date: 05 Dec 05 - 04:15 PM For (s)he's got a dong as well as a fanny Says Barnacle Bill the Sailor |
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround From: Georgiansilver Date: 05 Dec 05 - 09:02 AM I think that Bills song should go on. |
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround From: Georgiansilver Date: 04 Dec 05 - 04:49 PM Martin this thread would be neater, If you carried along with the metre. Who is this other known whaler? Asked Barnacle Bill the sailor. |
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround From: Once Famous Date: 04 Dec 05 - 01:28 PM Rap, c'mon! The Bears and Packers are the oldest rivalry in the NFL! Even Barnacle Bill the Sailor would agree or any other known whaler from Mesopotamia. |
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround From: Rapparee Date: 04 Dec 05 - 01:16 PM Bears and Packers? A football game my fanny! |
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround From: Once Famous Date: 04 Dec 05 - 12:34 PM Boy, am I glad I have real people to play and sing with. Also some pals to go out and enjoy a good Chicago style Hot Dog with as we are getting ready to watch today's Bears/Packers game. Thanks for reading this. |
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround From: GUEST,Bill the Collie Date: 04 Dec 05 - 12:26 PM If only we could all play with the tranny |
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround From: Flash Company Date: 04 Dec 05 - 10:09 AM I don't think that rhymes, oh drat and bother it, Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor. These verses could be by the great Ogden Nash |
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround From: Georgiansilver Date: 04 Dec 05 - 08:59 AM And a nice juicy lamb so that we could all eat it |
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround From: David C. Carter Date: 04 Dec 05 - 06:52 AM Said Barnacle Bill the sailor. If only,if only we had a big bucket |
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround From: David C. Carter Date: 04 Dec 05 - 06:30 AM A few fathoms more,she'll be through to Australia |
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround From: John MacKenzie Date: 04 Dec 05 - 06:21 AM She was sinking quite quickly, with no one to bale her. G |
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround From: David C. Carter Date: 04 Dec 05 - 06:09 AM Into the bay,there sailed a big whaler |
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround From: Georgiansilver Date: 03 Dec 05 - 02:39 PM And as for the sex, I must have my ration, Said Barnacle Bill the sailor |
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround From: DMcG Date: 03 Dec 05 - 10:52 AM Or do I mean 'spinnaker', (For that's the new fashion), |
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround From: Flash Company Date: 03 Dec 05 - 10:42 AM I reckon I'll hoist up my top-sheet and spanker* *Archaic term for spinnaker, |
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround From: John MacKenzie Date: 03 Dec 05 - 09:51 AM Will you still be here, when I get out of prison? Said Barnacle Bill the sailor. G. |
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround From: Georgiansilver Date: 03 Dec 05 - 09:41 AM And sail away till me anchor is wizened, |
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround From: SINSULL Date: 03 Dec 05 - 09:38 AM I'll lower the topsail And hoist up my 'mizzen |
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround From: Georgiansilver Date: 03 Dec 05 - 09:30 AM Then I discovered the forte of brandy, Which in it's own turn made me terribly randy. Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor |
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround From: JennyO Date: 03 Dec 05 - 09:10 AM It warmed me insides and it made me quite frisky |
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround From: Flash Company Date: 03 Dec 05 - 07:47 AM Oh when I was young I was fond of the whisky |
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround From: ossonflags Date: 03 Dec 05 - 04:18 AM and I'll drop me anchor from of this old tanker |
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround From: MuddleC Date: 02 Dec 05 - 10:53 PM So I'll rig up me hammock and dream of Ms.Dimmock |
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround From: Georgiansilver Date: 02 Dec 05 - 07:42 PM So I'll go to Niagra, And take some Viagra, Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor. |
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround From: Metchosin Date: 02 Dec 05 - 04:45 PM But it shrivels me timber And does not make me limber |
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround From: frogprince Date: 02 Dec 05 - 04:34 PM I love to go swimmin', with bare-naked wimmen... |
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround From: leftydee Date: 02 Dec 05 - 04:27 PM but give me 10 minutes I'll be stiff as a tree Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor |
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround From: Georgiansilver Date: 02 Dec 05 - 12:09 PM And your anchor is dragging the depths |
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround From: Janie Date: 02 Dec 05 - 12:03 PM Yer' limp as a limpet now I see |
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround From: MMario Date: 02 Dec 05 - 11:54 AM so you're not gonna get any rise out of me Said barnacle bill the silor |
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround From: Janie Date: 02 Dec 05 - 11:52 AM I left the viagra at home, said he |
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround From: jacqui.c Date: 02 Dec 05 - 11:50 AM not right now, I'm taking a pee |
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround From: Georgiansilver Date: 02 Dec 05 - 11:42 AM Let's do it again just once said she. |
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround From: JennyO Date: 02 Dec 05 - 11:23 AM Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor |
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround From: Bill D Date: 02 Dec 05 - 11:20 AM But think of all the 'interesting' joys |
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround From: Rapparee Date: 02 Dec 05 - 11:19 AM Not with gag in, besides, they're boys! |
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround From: Micca Date: 02 Dec 05 - 11:19 AM lets stick to what seperates the men from the boys |
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround From: Georgiansilver Date: 02 Dec 05 - 11:16 AM Especially if we use those'toys' |
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround From: Flash Company Date: 02 Dec 05 - 11:12 AM But the kids will hear us if we make a noise |
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround From: Mo the caller Date: 02 Dec 05 - 11:04 AM said Bernacle Bill the sailor |
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround From: Metchosin Date: 02 Dec 05 - 10:55 AM But we can be saucy, right naughty and play |
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround From: Charmion Date: 02 Dec 05 - 10:41 AM I can't leave now; my husband's away! |
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround From: Mo the caller Date: 02 Dec 05 - 10:26 AM Well aren't you going to Rio today? |
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround From: MMario Date: 02 Dec 05 - 09:50 AM Not really a place that I'd want to be.. Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor good refrain. |
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround From: number 6 Date: 02 Dec 05 - 09:47 AM A field of gold is not what I found |
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround From: JulieF Date: 02 Dec 05 - 09:46 AM I'ld Sing you a song of the worms in the ground |
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround From: Rapparee Date: 02 Dec 05 - 09:36 AM Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor. |
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround From: Alba Date: 02 Dec 05 - 09:33 AM Not really a place that I'd want to be.. |
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround From: Rapparee Date: 02 Dec 05 - 09:24 AM Swimming around in landlubbers' pee-pee. |
Subject: BS: Join a virtual singaround From: Mo the caller Date: 02 Dec 05 - 09:08 AM I'll sing you a song of the fish in the sea |