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BS: male pubic hair coiffeur - trendsetters

fat B****rd 12 May 06 - 02:28 PM
GUEST,40 something 12 May 06 - 02:19 PM
Geoff the Duck 11 May 06 - 06:08 PM
alf ackoffshalla 11 May 06 - 06:03 PM
Bainbo 11 May 06 - 05:28 PM
Bill D 11 May 06 - 03:54 PM
Amos 11 May 06 - 02:10 PM
C-flat 11 May 06 - 12:50 PM
Rasener 11 May 06 - 12:23 PM
Uncle_DaveO 11 May 06 - 11:40 AM
Cluin 11 May 06 - 01:50 AM
Little Hawk 10 May 06 - 09:45 PM
jacqui.c 10 May 06 - 09:41 PM
Little Hawk 10 May 06 - 07:04 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 10 May 06 - 06:49 PM
Bill D 10 May 06 - 06:30 PM
Chris Green 10 May 06 - 06:24 PM
Geordie-Peorgie 10 May 06 - 06:17 PM
Little Hawk 10 May 06 - 06:17 PM
gnomad 10 May 06 - 05:11 PM
kendall 10 May 06 - 04:35 PM
jacqui.c 10 May 06 - 04:34 PM
TheBigPinkLad 10 May 06 - 04:25 PM
Bert 10 May 06 - 04:23 PM
Anonny Mouse 10 May 06 - 04:13 PM
GUEST,weeelittledrummer 10 May 06 - 03:57 PM

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Subject: RE: BS: male pubic hair coiffeur - trendsetters
From: fat B****rd
Date: 12 May 06 - 02:28 PM

I never realized what great camouflage pubic hair was until I was shaved "from knees to nipples" for an operation.


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Subject: RE: BS: male pubic hair coiffeur - trendsetters
From: GUEST,40 something
Date: 12 May 06 - 02:19 PM

Just recently single again, and i can tell you most guys out there are now shaving and waxing etc.. It's nice to see ! ( Yes, I am a woman )


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Subject: RE: BS: male pubic hair coiffeur - trendsetters
From: Geoff the Duck
Date: 11 May 06 - 06:08 PM

Definitely NOT the D.A.
You don't want a Duck's Arse anywhere near....
Quack!
GtD.


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Subject: RE: BS: male pubic hair coiffeur - trendsetters
From: alf ackoffshalla
Date: 11 May 06 - 06:03 PM

I dont know about a trim,most ive encounterd are crying out for conditioner.


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Subject: RE: BS: male pubic hair coiffeur - trendsetters
From: Bainbo
Date: 11 May 06 - 05:28 PM

You may remember that Billy Connolly once commented that as his pubic hair turned grey, it made his willy look quite distinguished - a bit like Stewart Grainger.


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Subject: RE: BS: male pubic hair coiffeur - trendsetters
From: Bill D
Date: 11 May 06 - 03:54 PM

oh, my...the internet/WWW doesn't miss a trick!


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Subject: RE: BS: male pubic hair coiffeur - trendsetters
From: Amos
Date: 11 May 06 - 02:10 PM

I guess a Googly would be when you have to go searching to find it?


A


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Subject: RE: BS: male pubic hair coiffeur - trendsetters
From: C-flat
Date: 11 May 06 - 12:50 PM

I'm sure there's great potential in the idea!
It's only a matter of time before the trendies are sporting Nike "ticks" in their pubes!!


Can't say I've ever wanted ticks in my pubic hair!


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Subject: RE: BS: male pubic hair coiffeur - trendsetters
From: Rasener
Date: 11 May 06 - 12:23 PM

Howse about a

Sherlock Holmes

or a

Willy Shakespeare

or a

Curly Whirley

or a

Googly

I think I will get ready to go and see the New Rope String Band at Corringham Village Hall near Gainsborough UK.


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Subject: RE: BS: male pubic hair coiffeur - trendsetters
From: Uncle_DaveO
Date: 11 May 06 - 11:40 AM

'The Cockney Wide Boy' - pencil thin smudge either side


I'd call that a "Bob Dylan", myself.

Dave Oesterreich


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Subject: RE: BS: male pubic hair coiffeur - trendsetters
From: Cluin
Date: 11 May 06 - 01:50 AM

That Ambrose Burnside had what the old Navy boys used to call "bugger-grips".


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Subject: RE: BS: male pubic hair coiffeur - trendsetters
From: Little Hawk
Date: 10 May 06 - 09:45 PM

Ouch!

What a weird idea.


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Subject: RE: BS: male pubic hair coiffeur - trendsetters
From: jacqui.c
Date: 10 May 06 - 09:41 PM

Brazilian :- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brazilian_waxing

A bit of information on the process :- http://www.dailycal.org/printable.php?id=10653


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Subject: RE: BS: male pubic hair coiffeur - trendsetters
From: Little Hawk
Date: 10 May 06 - 07:04 PM

How about the Ambrose Burnside approach?

He terrified both sides!


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Subject: RE: BS: male pubic hair coiffeur - trendsetters
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 10 May 06 - 06:49 PM

A pubic coif modeled after the mustache of bluesman Ishman Bracey would be a big hit, though the additional effect added by Ish's lack of front teeth might be a little tough to duplicate.


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Subject: RE: BS: male pubic hair coiffeur - trendsetters
From: Bill D
Date: 10 May 06 - 06:30 PM

no need to fret...all one needs is a merkin


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Subject: RE: BS: male pubic hair coiffeur - trendsetters
From: Chris Green
Date: 10 May 06 - 06:24 PM

I think mine's a Vin Garbutt...


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Subject: RE: BS: male pubic hair coiffeur - trendsetters
From: Geordie-Peorgie
Date: 10 May 06 - 06:17 PM

Aah remember back in the '70's when Mary Quant admitted te shavin' her pubes in the shape ov a heart

Aah sez te my Missus "Dye think aah should try that - Whaddya think? A Heart or a Diamond?"

She sez, "Geordie! The forst time I saw yez withoot your pants aah thought "My God! It's like a club!!""

How right she was!!


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Subject: RE: BS: male pubic hair coiffeur - trendsetters
From: Little Hawk
Date: 10 May 06 - 06:17 PM

"After all women have Brazilians and Californians."

Really? Okay, which is which then? Describe them, please.


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Subject: RE: BS: male pubic hair coiffeur - trendsetters
From: gnomad
Date: 10 May 06 - 05:11 PM

How about a Prickle Holly Bush? Details up to your imagination, but that should make this a music thread.


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Subject: RE: BS: male pubic hair coiffeur - trendsetters
From: kendall
Date: 10 May 06 - 04:35 PM

SINS here. This reminds me of the old joke. "No, I don't see Elvis but that's Willie Nelson in the middle."


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Subject: RE: BS: male pubic hair coiffeur - trendsetters
From: jacqui.c
Date: 10 May 06 - 04:34 PM

OK guys - let's hear your own favourites.......


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Subject: RE: BS: male pubic hair coiffeur - trendsetters
From: TheBigPinkLad
Date: 10 May 06 - 04:25 PM

No, no, no ... this thread is just wrong in so many ways ...


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Subject: RE: BS: male pubic hair coiffeur - trendsetters
From: Bert
Date: 10 May 06 - 04:23 PM

LOL, and a Napoleon or a Clark Gable or even a Ken Dodd.


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Subject: RE: BS: male pubic hair coiffeur - trendsetters
From: Anonny Mouse
Date: 10 May 06 - 04:13 PM

Oh yeah--this should be a hot topic. Love the humor--but really, who'd want one??? Besides, mine don't grow long enough to make a "piece" outta them (TOO much information!!!). Yecch.


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Subject: BS: male pubic hair coiffeur - trendsetters
From: GUEST,weeelittledrummer
Date: 10 May 06 - 03:57 PM

do you feel there could be a demand for male pubic hair coiffeur.

After all women have Brazilians and Californians.

So what if we opened an establishment and called it George's Bush.

'The Bruce Willey' - the sweaty vest close crop style
'The Kojack' - even closer crop
'The George Clooney' - with Brylcreem and parting
'The George Bush' - same as a George Clooney but with oil
'The Kate Bush' - wild but sensitive
'The Shepherd's Bush' - comes with its own take-away knitting pattern
'The ZZ Top' - hair extensions to match your own colour
'The Cockney Wide Boy' - pencil thin smudge either side

Just imagine the sensation when you first hang the model photographs in the window. I think maybe it should tastefully done with the models sitting atop of five bar gates out in the country pointing rural stuff out to each other(look theres a badger!) - like in mail order magazines - perhaps one should be smoking a pipe.


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