If it's obnoxious, I'm Interested

Subject: RE: If it's obnoxious, I'm Interested
From: catspaw49
Date: 23 Feb 99 - 12:01 AM

Look here...Please...This isn't one of 'paws funnies...I musta' been on something when I posted, I am really sorry. Especially this evening I see Laurel on...I hate to post this as it will only prolong the thread, BUT PLEASE...LET THIS THING DIE !!!

catspaw

Subject: RE: If it's obnoxious, I'm Interested
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 22 Feb 99 - 09:34 PM

Hey,Joe Offer! Can you post somekind of "You must be 21 years of age and not be offended by obscenity and frank sexual terms-ENTER HERE" warning,like the ones( I've been told)that are on certain other web pages?Like the one for "Naughty Swedish Coeds"?

Subject: RE: If it's obnoxious, I'm Interested
From: Joe Offer
Date: 22 Feb 99 - 05:23 PM

Hey, Catspaw, this thread is hereby dedicated to you. Go ahead and get as trashy as you want. You go, boy! (or whatever is the appropriate male counterpart of "You go, girl!")
-Joe Offer-

Subject: RE: If it's obnoxious, I'm Interested
From: catspaw49
Date: 22 Feb 99 - 04:34 PM

Geez guys, I'm sorry...Like I said I used to make them up when I was bored driving between accounts...and,uh no...I didn't sing them as a kid. See, I saw the Naughty Kids II thread and just figured this one was for the TRULY obnoxious. And even I couldn't put in the rest of the Misty thing.I will refrain from the others because although I am irreverent I am not wholly without some semblance of taste, however bad. I do have some awful things, such as a nice parody of "76 Trombones" dealing with female anatomy, not to mention a version of "Some Enchanted Evening" called "Someone F****d My Poodle."

On the other hand I did post the Garrison Keilor Songbook on the other thread.......just trying to be a nice guy!!! Too late, huh? Well...........

catspaw

Subject: RE: If it's obnoxious, I'm Interested
From: Teresa
Date: 22 Feb 99 - 03:54 PM

Hoo, boy! Catspaw, you outrageously naughty creature! (Grin) Um ... How could anyone top that one? Teresa

Subject: RE: If it's obnoxious, I'm Interested
From: Joe Offer
Date: 22 Feb 99 - 02:44 PM

Right, Bert - I prefer songs with a "PG" or "G" rating - songs I can actually sing for kids. You know, nice songs about mayhem and vomit and getting drunk and being generally naughty. Songs that will get parents disgusted without getting me arrested or sued here in politically-correct California. This thread has taken a different tack, so let's let it go where it will. The Naughty Kids II(click here) thread suits me just fine.
-Joe Offer-

Subject: RE: If it's obnoxious, I'm Interested
From: Bert
Date: 22 Feb 99 - 02:37 PM

Catspaw,

I think Joe was looking for 'kids' obnoxious songs. (it's the rest of us that like the bawdy songs) Did you REALLY!!! sing those as a kid?

Must admit I like the Oklahoma one.

Bert.

Subject: RE: If it's obnoxious, I'm Interested
From: mike cahill (inactive)
Date: 21 Feb 99 - 04:11 PM

kids love this one 'cos they can use a word they are not normally allowed to say i.e.

arse hole = rectum


What a wonderful fish the Sole is.
What wonderful fish are Sole's.
Though I'm glad to relate,
I'm partial to skate,
When served on a plate with rissoles.
What a wonderful fish the Sole is.
Like Mackerel they swim round in shoales.
But the finest of fish, ever served in a dish
ARE SOLE'S, ARE SOLE'S, ARE SOLE'S

Subject: RE: If it's obnoxious, I'm Interested
From: catspaw49
Date: 21 Feb 99 - 04:43 AM

I dunno' EJ...So maybe a lounge lizard favorite...always makes me a little "Misty"............

Look at me
My dick's so f*ckin' stiff that I can't pee
And both of my balls are turning blue
My dick in my hand, I get a hard-on
Thinking of you

On my own
Must I take my schlong in hand and go it alone
Wanking away at lightning speed
Alone,it just ain't the same'cause your pussy
Is what I need

That's enough of that one.......even I ain't gonna' write out the rest.

catspaw

Subject: RE: If it's obnoxious, I'm Interested
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 21 Feb 99 - 12:29 AM

Ah,Come on Catspaw!If you got worse,we wanna hear em!

Wasn't this from Ho-klahoma?

"Cops will let you outta the paddy/When I pick you up in my Caddy/when I pick you up in my Caddy wit the sun roof top......fishnet hose and garters will adorn her/when I let her out on her corner/when I let her out on the corner by the Liquor Store...that murky little corner by the ol Liquor Store"

Ball is in your court, Cats..

Subject: RE: If it's obnoxious, I'm Interested
From: catspaw49
Date: 20 Feb 99 - 08:49 PM

Sorry Bert...You said, for Joe, "If it's obnoxious, I'm interested." Obviously I've killed this thread by taking "Obnxious" to new levels. And , pathetically enough, I've got others that are better...or worse, as the case may be. I'll go see a shrink the first of the week and see if I'm curable.

Sorry about your thread Joe and Bert...catspaw

Subject: RE: If it's obnoxious, I'm Interested
From: catspaw49
Date: 19 Feb 99 - 09:56 PM

You really don't want to know this do you?

As you too have done Joe, I travelled the roads everyday and once you've got business organized, you get bored. At one point or another my mind generally drifts to obnoxious lyrics for obnoxious songs. I hate the lounge lizard crap and have a particular antipathy for Broadway show tunes, hence you get:

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKLAHOMA, where the broads come running 'cross the plains
And their big bazooms
Are like balloons
And they all wear T-shirts in the rain.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKLAHOMA, where my dar-ar-arlin' you and I
Can steal your Daddy's truck
Where we'll throw a f*ck
And to your Mother we will lie.

If you'll just take my c*ck in you hand
The feeling I'll get then is grand.
So when you hear-ear-ear-ear YIP Pie yodel-odl AAAAAAAAA
You'll know that I got a nut in Oklaho-o-ma
And your hand job
Was OK.

Are you sure you want anymore of this chauvinistic claptrap?

catspaw

Subject: RE: If it's obnoxious, I'm Interested
From: Joe Offer
Date: 19 Feb 99 - 05:29 PM

Then there's Songs for Scouts. Hey, I wonder what happened to Rechal. Her head was full of a vast collection of obnoxious stuff.
-Joe Offer-

Subject: RE: If it's obnoxious, I'm Interested
From: Joe Offer
Date: 19 Feb 99 - 05:04 PM

Naughty kids'greatest hits was my favorite thread of time. Then, of course, there was the sequel
-Joe Offer-

Subject: If it's obnoxious, I'm Interested
From: Bert
Date: 19 Feb 99 - 04:46 PM

Just had to create this thread for Joe.

Let's get him lots of stuff.

Bert.