BS: Thread-Starter Hall of Fame

Subject: Lyr Add: Cordwangling
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 29 Jan 07 - 07:26 PM

This touching ballad by Rambling Syd Rumpo somehow seems appropriate here:

THE BALLAD OF THE WOGGLER'S MOOLY
by Ramblin' Syd (Kenneth Williams)

Joe, he was a young cordwangler,
Munging greebles he did go,
And he loved a bogler's daughter
By the name of Chiswick Flo.

Vain she was and like a grusset
Though her gander parts were fine,
But she sneered at his cordwangle
As it hung upon the line.

So he stole a woggler's mooly
For to make a wedding ring,
But the Bow Street Runners caught him
And the judge said "He will swing."

Oh, they hung him by the postern,
Nailed his mooly to the fence
For to warn all young cordwanglers
That it was a grave offence.

There's a moral to this story,
Though your cordwangle be poor,
Keep your hands off other's moolies,
For it is against the law.

Subject: RE: BS: Thread-Starter Hall of Fame
From: John Hardly
Date: 29 Jan 07 - 07:11 PM

LOL!!!

...bowing down in humble adoration.

I've been so out-punned that my self-punsteem is hanging by a, you know, thread.

Subject: RE: BS: Thread-Starter Hall of Fame
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 29 Jan 07 - 07:08 PM

Forgot the last Beatle... Pull MeCardigan. I'm afrayed to mention Brian Epstwine, but after all, he was there Spingali. Who can forget their greatest album... Sergeant Hemper's Hardy Loom Club Strand?

Man, I sure miss the Fabric Four.

Subject: RE: BS: Thread-Starter Hall of Fame
From: wysiwyg
Date: 29 Jan 07 - 04:32 PM

Come on, guys.

Shania TWINE!

~Susan

Subject: RE: BS: Thread-Starter Hall of Fame
From: Bernard
Date: 29 Jan 07 - 02:00 PM

Wee Woolly Harris...

E-yarn Dury and the Blockthreads...

The Unthreadable String band...

Subject: RE: BS: Thread-Starter Hall of Fame
From: John Hardly
Date: 29 Jan 07 - 01:29 PM

"John Linen"

I seem to remember stories of frustrated, angry young men who had been strung along by those teases, the Linen Sisters. Trollops.

Subject: RE: BS: Thread-Starter Hall of Fame
From: John Hardly
Date: 29 Jan 07 - 01:27 PM

Thith ith thome inthreadible rethearch, Folkth!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Thread-Starter Hall of Fame
From: The Shambles
Date: 29 Jan 07 - 01:13 PM

And George Harris - Tweed

Subject: RE: BS: Thread-Starter Hall of Fame
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 29 Jan 07 - 12:59 PM

How about John Linen and Stringo Starr?

Subject: RE: BS: Thread-Starter Hall of Fame
From: The Shambles
Date: 29 Jan 07 - 12:30 PM

Polly Propelene.

Subject: RE: BS: Thread-Starter Hall of Fame
From: wysiwyg
Date: 28 Jan 07 - 05:22 PM

Oscar Schmidt.

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Thread-Starter Hall of Fame
From: Don Firth
Date: 28 Jan 07 - 03:59 PM

Does Chain Fonda qualify?

Herman Hawser was a German luthier.

Don Firth

Subject: RE: BS: Thread-Starter Hall of Fame
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 28 Jan 07 - 02:44 PM

Billy Cottonolly
Yarnold Schwartzenegger
Thread Astaire
George Roper
Seve Ballastringos
Acker Silk

We could get onto the Black window cleaner = Chamois Davis
Or the Brown bread singer = Hovis Presley.

Subject: RE: BS: Thread-Starter Hall of Fame
From: gnu
Date: 28 Jan 07 - 01:51 PM

Yeah, Earnie had to been on something to string everyone along on some of the yarns he spun.

Subject: RE: BS: Thread-Starter Hall of Fame
From: John Hardly
Date: 28 Jan 07 - 01:26 PM

...and I've never heard of Hemp Jen, but surely EVERYONE'S heard of Earnest Hempingway.

Subject: RE: BS: Thread-Starter Hall of Fame
From: John Hardly
Date: 28 Jan 07 - 01:10 PM

"Or Bob Rope..."

Oh, wasn't he GREAT in "the Road To Stringapore" with String Crosby?!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Thread-Starter Hall of Fame
From: Amos
Date: 28 Jan 07 - 01:01 PM

Pretty small stuff. I don't see Hemp Jen on there, or Cordell Jackson. Or Bob Rope...


A

Subject: RE: BS: Thread-Starter Hall of Fame
From: artbrooks
Date: 28 Jan 07 - 12:55 PM

.....methinks a few stretches there.....

Cordwainer Smith (SF author)

Subject: BS: Thread-Starter Hall of Fame
From: John Hardly
Date: 28 Jan 07 - 12:12 PM

Mark Twine
Gene Sisal
Jerry Stringer
Line S Pauling
Thread Flintstone
Glark Cable
Steve Roper
Don Knotts
Jim Braidy
Knottilie Wood
Sheilds and Yarnell
Liv Tie-ler
Cording Lightfoot