BS: A question for Chongo

Subject: RE: BS: A question for Chongo
From: Little Hawk
Date: 26 Feb 07 - 01:20 PM

I only wish that were true...

Subject: RE: BS: A question for Chongo
From: Bert
Date: 26 Feb 07 - 01:14 PM

I was thinking maybe that chimps never do anything wrong.

Subject: RE: BS: A question for Chongo
From: Gurney
Date: 26 Feb 07 - 02:13 AM

Probably they don't find any chimp suspects because the chimps have watertight alibis, such as "I was visiting my cousin Shealagh the Bonobo."





No. Second thoughts. Shealagh would have to say "Well, SOMEONE was behind me, anyway."

I'll have to solicit alternative alibis. Any offerings?

I hope there is no-one named Shealagh on this forum.

Subject: RE: BS: A question for Chongo
From: Mrrzy
Date: 25 Feb 07 - 07:11 PM

Actually, humans and chimps differ in one chemical whose name escapes me now, but you can tell human from chimp (or other primate) blood very easily - I assume there is a gene or a few involved in the making, or omitting (I can't recall who has it and who lacks it) of that enzyme...

Subject: RE: BS: A question for Chongo
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 25 Feb 07 - 03:11 PM

Well...I dunno, Bert. I am gonna have to look into that. I don't bother much with DNA tests, I go by the old school methods mostly.

Subject: BS: A question for Chongo
From: Bert
Date: 25 Feb 07 - 02:59 PM

If 99-point-something percent of our DNA matches that of a chimp; how come DNA tests don't catch any chimp suspects?