BS: Taking the lead

Subject: BS: Taking the lead
From: katlaughing
Date: 02 Feb 08 - 07:27 PM

(ULP)In a complete upset, the OtherWhirled Lords, the androgenous group which has enjoyed a meteoric rise in recent elections, have taken the lead in domination and will be setting up Marginalization Booths, for those who voted against them, throughout the realm on Tuesday, next. Their Speaking Person, Akilinity Muchawgra, said, "We have much work ahead of us, the people have spoken, the downtrodden have arisen, and our kind shall prevail." Downtrodden leaders are advised to assemble their groups outside the indicated Portals for transport to OtherWhirled where they will find milk, honey, full-time employment with benefits and legal virgins of various persuasions.

Aides will be on hand at the M. Booths to acclimate the Less Fortunate to their plight. All persons who earned more than $250,000 in a given year, should bring with them their precious goods, keys to their property, personal papers, and any symbols of status, including health cards, credit cards, etc. They will be processed and guided through new Identity Labs where they will be assigned jobs held by the former Downtrodden. If the OtherWhirled Lords prevail with their package of reforms, most of the Less Fortunate will be able to accrue points which will enable them to join the Downtrodden over a series of Stepped Up Years, as the Lords see fit.

One of the first acts of the UWL is to have all indicators of the colours red and blue obliterated. Any designations of colour concerning various regions will be dealt with using a solid purple. There will be no dispensations, according to papers released this morning. According to those same reports, more instructions and details will be forthcoming.