Tune Add: Brexit Ball o Kirriemuir

Subject: Tune Add: Brexit Ball o Kirriemuir
From: Jim McLean
Date: 08 Jan 19 - 03:58 AM

Mainly for Scottish Cats.

Brexit Ball o' Kirriemuir

Singin', (chorus).
Some for Brexit voted "aye"
An' others voted "naw"
An' some were just dumfoonered
An' didnae vote ata'

Jeremy Corbyn voted "oot"
I saw it on his mooth.
He disnae ken his elbow frae
His erse, an that's the truth.

Michael Gove frae Aberdeen,
Was worried for the fish,
But every word he tellt the folk
Was absolutely pish!

Four and twenty virgins
Cam doon frae Inversness,
But eftir March the 29th
There'll be four and twenty less.

Twas Cameron wha ca'd the vote,
He thocht he couldnae loose.
But noo he's hidin in his shed
Just soakin up the booze.

Richard Leonard he was there,
Whistling ' Corbyn's tune.
His feet were in a fankle,
He was bobbin' up and doon.

Willie Rennie, he cam in,
His heid was fu' o' mince.
He glided roon the dance flair...
We huvnae seen him since.

Then fluffy Mundell cam grinnin' in,
His beard was fu' o' crumbs.
He danced the Reel o' Tunnock
Wi a crowd o' Tory bums.

Theresa May cam shooglin in,
Tae jine her Tory freens
Alang wi fluffy Dave Mundell,
A pair o' dancin' queens.