Lyr Req: Wild Rover parody (strange pervert)

Subject: Lyr Req: Wild Rover parody
From: Crystal
Date: 06 Dec 04 - 06:47 AM

I'm looking for the words to this song, it starts (if I remember correctly):
I've been a strange pervert for many a year,
And I've spent all my money on leather and gear.

I want it in time for xmas so I can shock my relations!

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Wild Rover parody
From: DMcG
Date: 06 Dec 04 - 06:56 AM

No idea, but some years ago I heard an "EU-approved version" that I'd like to find the full words for

Et c'est non, non, jamais!
Non, non, jamais, ne plus!...

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Wild Rover parody
From: Doktor Doktor
Date: 06 Dec 04 - 07:30 AM

.... i went to a boghouse
I used to frequent
and I tolthe attendant me penny was bent
I asked him for credit
he answered me nay
"If you've got no penny you won't s**t today" ....

and its ....

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Wild Rover parody
From: GUEST,Zeon
Date: 06 Dec 04 - 07:49 AM

I had the one above but he last line was

So I p*****d on her walls and was swiftly away.

It wasn't a boghouse either it rhymed with whitehouse.

There was another one that went soemthing like

I put my hand in pocket and felt something white

the landladies legs opened wide with delight.

She said I will love you and give you the best

But what I pulled out it was only me vest

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Wild Rover parody
From: Snuffy
Date: 06 Dec 04 - 09:17 AM

Lots of Wild Rover parodies on this thread

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Wild Rover parody
From: Crystal
Date: 06 Dec 04 - 09:48 AM

Already checked that thread!
I'm specifically looking for the "strange Pervert" parody which dosn't seem to be found on this site (yet).

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Wild Rover parody (strange pervert)
From: GUEST,LurkieLurkLurker
Date: 06 Feb 05 - 11:20 AM

"I've been a strange pervert for many a year,
And I've spent all my money on leather and gear."

I'm currently trying to track the full lyrics down, but it's the 'bondage gone wrong version', isn't it? Based on the murder?
The one that goes "No nay never (right down the falls!)"

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Wild Rover parody (strange pervert)
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 06 Feb 05 - 06:43 PM

If you do this song, you might want to bracket it with 'When we're all in leather'....

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Wild Rover parody (strange pervert)
From: GUEST,dasy2k1.invalid.invalid
Date: 05 Jul 10 - 06:53 PM

Now ive been a strange pervert for manys the year
and ive spent all my money on tight leather gear
and now im returning perused by the law
and i never will pester those children no more

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Wild Rover parody (strange pervert)
From: GUEST
Date: 22 Nov 19 - 03:03 PM

Songbook: Wild Pervert
To the tune of 'Wild Rover', a trad. Irish tune

Knock knock?

Who's there?

Ribena.

Ribena who?

Ribena wild pervert for many's a year
And I spent all my money on leather and gear.
And now I'm returning pursued by the law
And the straps on my G-string are rubbing me raw.

Chorus:
And it's no nay never, (Right up yer kilt!)
No nay never no more
Will I play the wild pervert
No never no more.

I went to a brothel I used to frequent
And I told the landlady my habits were bent.
I asked her for kiddies, she answered me "Nay,
For it's customs like yours will get me put away."

Chorus

I took from my pocket a handful of red
To be smoked in a pipe, she went out of her head.
She said "We've got kiddies and whips of the best
If they can't take it all you can give me the rest!"

Chorus

I'll go home to my parents confess what I've done
And I'll ask them to pardon their incestuous son.
And if they caress me as oft times before
Then I swear I will play the wild pervert once more.

Chorus