Great Flaming thread - II

Subject: Great Flaming thread - II
From: MMario
Date: 31 Jan 01 - 09:46 PM

click for the charred ashes of the previous thread

you clumsy idjits all fergot that when threads get too large SOME of us can't read your pithy little sayings? Not that any of them are worth reading, but hey, it beats the things 'spaw finds to amuse himself!

Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: wysiwyg
Date: 31 Jan 01 - 09:48 PM

Screw you, MMario!

~S~

Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: Bill D
Date: 31 Jan 01 - 09:53 PM

well, then! I'll just REpost my last post!!!!

I don't 'think' I have been seriously flamed...but I was sort of cigarette-lightered by mousethief in another thread(but since it doesn't exist, I can't send you there)...seems I *gasp* "ruin everything by being over pedantic"

Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: catspaw49
Date: 31 Jan 01 - 09:54 PM

And speaking of Mario......Who the hell would want to??? Talk about a pain in the ass...........The guy volunteers to get tunes and the next thing you know Mr. Volunteer is whining like a dog with one caught crosswise!!! Completely pathetic. The fact that he has worked his ass off has no bearing on any of this because the lad has plenty of ass!! Typical Dago.

Spaw

Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 31 Jan 01 - 09:54 PM

Fielding? You mean Mr Rick "Howdy I'm God" Fielding? Mr "Lightning" fingers? Mr "Stick a Wad of Doublemint in the Juke Box Coin Slot"? The "Soulman of the North Country"? Canada's answer to Loudon Wainright?

Yeah, somebody ought to flame that dude.

Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: GUEST,khandu
Date: 31 Jan 01 - 09:56 PM

Mario. what the hell you mean changing threads when I was posting on the last one. Go back to Atari and chase more apes. I never liked you anyway you...you... JASSACK!

There Ms Schizo goes again. Hell, is "Screw You" the best you can do? What kinda Christian are you anyway? "Screw you" she says. What a wimpy response.

khandu

Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: Amergin
Date: 31 Jan 01 - 09:56 PM

Bill, do you actually think that we are too dumb to realise what sort Spawlike creature you are that you felt you had to post it twice? Just once was enough to know that your parents were related several times over before they married...

Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: Sorcha
Date: 31 Jan 01 - 10:01 PM

Oh, khandu, thank you, thank you! I am so glad you realized my attributes!! And Leej, those Haagen Daz pints weren't stolen, that was the Guinness. And thanks for flaming that anal retentive bu**hole for me! He just can't decide which side of the fence he is on! So there, Brendy!! Consider yourself flamed twice, you buggah!

Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: Bill D
Date: 31 Jan 01 - 10:03 PM

I am JUST becoming spawlike...I finally realized that you gotta get in the middle of things and make an ass of yourself to get REAL recognition around here....if you stick to trying to make sense, you mostly get royally ignored!(especailly if you actually DO make some sense!)....but 'spaw, my roll model, has helped me see the error of my ways

Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: Bill D
Date: 31 Jan 01 - 10:04 PM

(yeah..."roll"..role models I can get elsewhere...spaw is ALWAYS on a 'roll')

Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: GUEST,khandu
Date: 31 Jan 01 - 10:09 PM

Bill D, consider yourself royally ignored!

Damn this thread, Damn it I say, I spent hours, hours I say, composing the "Spaws Poem" thread, and you ingrates have ignored it because of this thread. Just trying to provide you slimy assholes with a little amusement, but, NO. You have to post and re-post and re-post to THIS thread. Damn it! And ye all be damned!

khandu

Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: GUEST,khandu
Date: 31 Jan 01 - 10:13 PM

And what about my ignored Jew Harp thread? One lousy response. Literally, a LOUSY response from dear SORCHA. Damn this thread! Damn it I say!

Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: Bill D
Date: 31 Jan 01 - 10:13 PM

ooohhhhh...Ignored in print!

Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: GUEST,khandu
Date: 31 Jan 01 - 10:16 PM

Bill D, I did not read your last post!

khandu

Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: GUEST,khandu
Date: 31 Jan 01 - 10:19 PM

And this guy named Shorty at the bottom of the page, he never posts anything but his name. I figure he must be Spaw with a name that fits his anatomy!

khandu

Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: GUEST,bflat
Date: 31 Jan 01 - 10:20 PM

ddw--what the hell does that stand for?? huh? diminutive dick without? david's dick won't? dearest david wussie-puss? Hell boy I've been a double D before you knew your alphabet, you slime ball. Go suck an egg.

Ellen

Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: katlaughing
Date: 31 Jan 01 - 10:20 PM

Some "roll" model ya got there, Bill...didja see what happened the last time he and the one with the big head who thinks I think of him as my "lord, my Leige" tried to haul some building material? Ya might wanna think that over, again, maybe go down in that mouldy old basement of your and look under the piles and piles of junk to find a real role model, like Alfred E., yeah, he's more your style, betcha wanted to be like him all your life, didn't ja?

And, that Leige/Blondy crap, if he's blonde all I can say is Ms. Clairol must visit real regular at his house. Catskins, head and all, huh, he wouldn't know one if it took a piss on his oven, puked on his rug, and laid a dead mouse on his pillow! But, of course, he lives in Colorado, so everything he says and does is purrfect....has to be, he's one of the privileged, the few, the Beautiful People!!!

Oh and ya can't listen to anything Sorchy Why-Oh-Why says...she plays too much with her herb garden, if ya know what I mean?!

**BG**

Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: SINSULL
Date: 31 Jan 01 - 10:23 PM

khandu. Should have known you would skulk away to another thread.
"That what it is to waste any time reading your threads--- just plain SINFULL! " khandu - when you get your head out of your ass while examining the Great Beyond, join Matt in the grammar classes Kendall is setting up. Or are you taking up rap as well as space -"that what it is" khandu????

Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: GUEST,khandu
Date: 31 Jan 01 - 10:29 PM

Sinfull, I did not read your 1st burn nor your 2nd, hussy! That how it be!

khandu

Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: Lox
Date: 31 Jan 01 - 10:33 PM

I've just been busy ignoring this thread in my own particular way, and am therefore qualified to say that you are all a pathetic bunch of wasters.

I mean, if these are flames, then we're in for a rough winter.

Here's a little ice for you all to swallow!

(heh heh) *bg*

lox

Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: Amergin
Date: 31 Jan 01 - 10:35 PM

And why is kat laughing so much? Maybe she ought to lay off the dope....I hear it screws up your memory worse and worse as one gets older...

Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: SINSULL
Date: 31 Jan 01 - 10:36 PM

hussy? The least you could have come back with is "'ho". This is supposed to be for flaming. Better change it from khandu to can'tdo.
Spaw - am I getting better at this? Is the accompanying agida normal?

Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: Sorcha
Date: 31 Jan 01 - 10:36 PM

Now if only I had hops in my garden........would that do me!

Scorcywhoisafraidofsecondaryfermentation

Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: Amergin
Date: 31 Jan 01 - 10:40 PM

Sorcha, if you're so afraid of fermentation maybe you should clean the fungus from between your toes....

Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: SINSULL
Date: 31 Jan 01 - 10:41 PM

They have oral medication to replace those messy creams now, Sorcha. Go for it.

Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: GUEST,khandu
Date: 31 Jan 01 - 10:44 PM

Ho there! Floozy! Twat!

Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: GUEST,bflat
Date: 31 Jan 01 - 10:45 PM

Hey Lox, you are already smoked! What a jerk you are Lox. So you've been ignoring this thread in your own particular way. And what way is that Lox? Do you always have your own particular way with yourself? Smells fishy. Not everybody is having a rough winter, only the phoaks not savvy enough to be out of the cold are, which probably means most of the nimrods here. Go suck an egg.

Ellen

Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: GUEST,khandu
Date: 31 Jan 01 - 10:53 PM

Lox, eat a bagel!

bflat, be something else!

Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: ddw
Date: 31 Jan 01 - 10:55 PM

Jeeze, bflat — no fair talking to my wife!

*LOL* david

Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: Sorcha
Date: 31 Jan 01 - 10:59 PM

My toes only have primary fermentation; it's the secondary I am afraid of. What if I bottle my hoppypodiatric effulescenses and attempt to maintain them in the below ground section of my primary residence?

Ahh, fuugeddaboutit.......

Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: Lox
Date: 31 Jan 01 - 11:01 PM

Thats rich coming from somebody who sings flat.

Or perhaps you are more akin to a squashed bug! (bee flat)

Or maybe I'm just dreaming of a better day......

As for sucking eggs - do people really still do that? My my! Poor thing. I own a remarkable device that does something called "cooking". This enables me to derive sustenance from an egg more enjoyably.

Anyway, how do you know I'm not your grandmother!

lox

Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: GUEST,khandu
Date: 31 Jan 01 - 11:02 PM

WAKE UP!!! Are all the assholes asleep? Are you "burned "out? Whadda buncha wussies!

Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: GUEST,bflat
Date: 31 Jan 01 - 11:03 PM

khandu khandu sounds like a chat to rid oneself of lice. What do you do with your hand? Hell boy we don't want to know. So my greeting and salutation to you fella': go suck an egg.

Ellen

Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: Lox
Date: 31 Jan 01 - 11:04 PM

Oh, and khandu.........

At least I only eat bagels, I've heard that they satiate you in some pretty unnatural ways!

lox:)

Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: GUEST,khandu
Date: 31 Jan 01 - 11:08 PM

Ah bflat is ELLEN, ay. Puts a new spin on your 'Cat name.

Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: wysiwyg
Date: 31 Jan 01 - 11:13 PM

khandu, you callin' me a Flooz???? You tawkin duh me? You tawkin duh ME???

You had a good Christian girl on the wire for three whole days and didn't know what to do with her-- you had your shot! Fugeddabouddit!!--- except hop around between addresses, geez! Talk about name changing!!

~Freakie Whimpers

Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: Sorcha
Date: 31 Jan 01 - 11:14 PM

HEY!!?? How do you know I only sing flat? I sing sharp and change keys whenever I damn well feel like it!! That's why I won't sing in public! lox, I reccomend that you only eat Blueberry Bagels,,,,,,,vegan, and they taste GOOD!! (grin)

Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: Lox
Date: 31 Jan 01 - 11:19 PM

Sorcha - what a scorcher!

I've got blisters where that one got me.

And why do you want me to eat blueberry bagels? What have you done to them........hmmmmmmmm........just waiting for the cyanide to kick in!

lox *g*

Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: wysiwyg
Date: 31 Jan 01 - 11:27 PM

Sorcha, damn you, don't you EVER fiddle with my Hardiman in the Tavern AGAIN or I swear to God I'll have you hopping and begging Lord Have Mercy! And there won't be any! You'll burn in... ooops, wrong thread! You'll burn in the JELLO PIT!! And I'll smash a whole pitcher over your head next time!! Quit laffin'! I mean it! I'll have Sugar Dog bite your ass too! At school!! She'll take your scrawny butt in her teeth and drag you into the principal's office and YOU WILL BE DISCIPLINED!

And what about that dirty animal-lover JEN ELLEN??? HUH?? SHE IS NOT EVEN A REAL REDHEAD, I SHOULD KNOW, TWELVE MEN TOLD ME!!(And she has implants too.)

~S~

Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: catspaw49
Date: 31 Jan 01 - 11:28 PM

Bill D., once again you have shown your utter lack of good sense and taste in choosing such a miserable roll model. This is just typical Bill though.....The only guy who has two extra 13 gig hard drives loaded with bookmarks like this and this??? Geeziz, what is that anyway???

Bill has an outstanding knowledge of woods, Pogo, autoharps, and philosophy.......none of which will get you a cup of coffee at White Castle! He wasted additional time researching the philosopher Alfred North Whitehead, who is known to be three morals short of a paradigm and who's name sounds like a butler, a direction, and a skin problem. I saw a recent picture of Bill all dressed up with Rita at his side. She looked great but Bill was showing his age and his suit was too.

Bill's knowledge of trad music is to generally admired...... by the 3 people who actually know any of the songs he does! The man also knows the Latin names and all the characteristics of almost any wood....except his own woody ... which he hasn't had since September 29, 1981 and that was a result of seeing a yak humping a reindeer. And get a haircut.

Spaw

Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: Lox
Date: 31 Jan 01 - 11:28 PM

Who wantsh fight ....... stumble .......come on ....... put 'em up .......... lurch ........ I'll take all of you on ........ vomit ........

Oh I do like to be beside the seaside ........... ecshcushe me ossifer ......... wait ...... thoshe handcuffsh - hic - shting......

locksh

Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: Lox
Date: 31 Jan 01 - 11:34 PM

Hey, Shpaw.......

I heard your momma was so ugly you were born in a vets clinic.

Whats more, I heard that you were only saved from certain death in the garbage by a passing baglady who thought you might look interesting on her mantlepiece.

lo-hic-xsch

Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: wysiwyg
Date: 31 Jan 01 - 11:41 PM

Can't flame Cleigh, he's already oven-fired. Hafta freeze his sorry ass.

~S~

Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: Sorcha
Date: 31 Jan 01 - 11:53 PM

Hey, I'll Fiddle Around with who(whom!!)ever I wanna!! An, if that includes some Preacher Dude, ain't my problem!! He can look to his own devils, can't he?

Dat Sugar Dog, she ma fren, now ya heah? She ain gonna bite me no mattah the provocation!! Even in'f I aint a REAL redhead neither!

AND!! if'n I was borned in a Vet Clinic, I would take it as a matter of pride, over some of these "Other" persons here........

Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: Lox
Date: 31 Jan 01 - 11:55 PM

Do you mean the ones who were conceived there?

lox (heh heh)

Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: Amergin
Date: 31 Jan 01 - 11:56 PM

Susan, who are you to tell Sorcha not to fiddle with Hardiman? Didn't I see a drunken Flooz in the Jello pit with Spaw the other night? How's that for no taste?

Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: Amergin
Date: 31 Jan 01 - 11:58 PM

Is that where you were conceived, Locx? I heard something how you have to be sheared once in a while...

Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: Lox
Date: 01 Feb 01 - 12:02 AM

That's just my chest hair Nathan

You'll have forgotten what that is since the operation.

lox *G*

Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 01 Feb 01 - 12:02 AM

Damn this is great. I feel just like Don Rickles at a Dean Martin Celebrity Roast. Take Amos for example. Devises horrible instruments of torture that are banned in most developing nations, puts words to them, calls them songs and inflicts them on the unwary.

Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: wysiwyg
Date: 01 Feb 01 - 12:48 AM

LEJ, he's gonna get you for that one! Nayner nayner nayner! And hey! I haven't forgotten all the nice things you've tried to do for ME! You'll have to pay double for some of it!

Amergin, I don't remember any such thing.... although... come to think of it... aren't you just a tad overly fond of lapdogs?? (giggling)

And Matt!! No one has flamed you yet for being way, WAY too texty??? It's a rough job, but... whooossshhh!!! Bamm!

~Meshugge Frog~