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Llanstock 2001 part 3

MudGuard 21 Sep 01 - 03:00 AM
John J 21 Sep 01 - 04:55 AM
Ella who is Sooze 21 Sep 01 - 08:09 AM
Llanfair 21 Sep 01 - 01:25 PM
Eric the Viking 21 Sep 01 - 02:25 PM
Mrs.Duck 21 Sep 01 - 02:29 PM
Gareth 21 Sep 01 - 03:08 PM
Llanfair 21 Sep 01 - 03:16 PM
Liz the Squeak 21 Sep 01 - 05:36 PM
Diva 21 Sep 01 - 05:42 PM
Micca 21 Sep 01 - 05:43 PM
Diva 21 Sep 01 - 05:44 PM
Morticia 21 Sep 01 - 08:11 PM
Liz the Squeak 22 Sep 01 - 02:10 AM
MudGuard 22 Sep 01 - 05:49 AM
Liz the Squeak 22 Sep 01 - 05:35 PM
MudGuard 23 Sep 01 - 03:36 AM
MudGuard 25 Sep 01 - 03:00 AM
alanww 25 Sep 01 - 05:26 AM
MudGuard 25 Sep 01 - 06:12 AM
Mrs.Duck 25 Sep 01 - 07:24 AM
Ella who is Sooze 25 Sep 01 - 07:37 AM
Llanfair 25 Sep 01 - 11:02 AM
Liz the Squeak 25 Sep 01 - 02:38 PM
MudGuard 25 Sep 01 - 05:36 PM
Liz the Squeak 25 Sep 01 - 05:45 PM
KingBrilliant 26 Sep 01 - 05:08 AM
Noreen 26 Sep 01 - 03:18 PM
MudGuard 27 Sep 01 - 03:06 AM
alanww 27 Sep 01 - 05:07 AM
KingBrilliant 27 Sep 01 - 05:09 AM
GUEST,Roger the skiffler 27 Sep 01 - 06:45 AM
Noreen 27 Sep 01 - 09:07 AM
MudGuard 27 Sep 01 - 09:38 AM
Liz the Squeak 27 Sep 01 - 04:34 PM
Morticia 27 Sep 01 - 04:38 PM
Noreen 27 Sep 01 - 05:24 PM
Mrs.Duck 27 Sep 01 - 05:37 PM
JeZeBeL 27 Sep 01 - 05:46 PM
Noreen 27 Sep 01 - 07:05 PM
Morticia 27 Sep 01 - 07:48 PM
MudGuard 28 Sep 01 - 02:35 AM
Liz the Squeak 28 Sep 01 - 02:36 AM
Morticia 28 Sep 01 - 08:19 AM
Mrs.Duck 28 Sep 01 - 01:00 PM
lady penelope 28 Sep 01 - 02:40 PM
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Subject: Llanstock 2001 part 3
From: MudGuard
Date: 21 Sep 01 - 03:00 AM

as part 2 got quite long, here is part 3


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Subject: RE: Llanstock 2001 part 3
From: John J
Date: 21 Sep 01 - 04:55 AM

If it's any consolation, my 'bored' daughter (14yrs) will be dragged along.

John


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Subject: RE: Llanstock 2001 part 3
From: Ella who is Sooze
Date: 21 Sep 01 - 08:09 AM

Still kind of toying with the idea of coming along... But 2 and a half hours is a long way to go for one person only....

hmmmmmmm

will have to work on my teleporting skills more

Ella


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Subject: RE: Llanstock 2001 part 3
From: Llanfair
Date: 21 Sep 01 - 01:25 PM

I've only just noticed that my cookie had come unstuck. Back to normal-for-me now!!!!!
Cheers, Gu.....Bron!!!


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Subject: RE: Llanstock 2001 part 3
From: Eric the Viking
Date: 21 Sep 01 - 02:25 PM

Hello Bron, you're not a guest anymore. I was getting worried !!!!!!!!


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Subject: RE: Llanstock 2001 part 3
From: Mrs.Duck
Date: 21 Sep 01 - 02:29 PM

Perhaps we could send them in search of the lost castle of Caereinion together John!!


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Subject: RE: Llanstock 2001 part 3
From: Gareth
Date: 21 Sep 01 - 03:08 PM

You must remember, with regards to Castles in Wales, and the March, 800 years ago this was the Wild West.

Hmmm !! is it still legal to shoot any Welshman caught after dark on the Saxon side of "Welshmans Ford" between Welshpool and Shrewsbury ??

Gareth, intending to stick to the A470 & A483.


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Subject: RE: Llanstock 2001 part 3
From: Llanfair
Date: 21 Sep 01 - 03:16 PM

Only at weekends, now, Gareth, and it's the Welsh Bridge!!!
Take care on the A483, The average is one accident a week, in fact this is the first Friday evening since the spring that we've not heard the ambulance or fire engine go past.
Only 3 weeks to go!!
Cheers, Bron.


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Subject: RE: Llanstock 2001 part 3
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 21 Sep 01 - 05:36 PM

Getting very excited now... remind me who am I taking in the car???

*BG*

LTS


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Subject: RE: Llanstock 2001 part 3
From: Diva
Date: 21 Sep 01 - 05:42 PM

Me Squeeky....... Diva


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Subject: RE: Llanstock 2001 part 3
From: Micca
Date: 21 Sep 01 - 05:43 PM

as far as I know Liz, it is Mudguard, me and Diva...


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Subject: RE: Llanstock 2001 part 3
From: Diva
Date: 21 Sep 01 - 05:44 PM

what micca said!!!!!!!! and I promise to leave the kitchen sink at home!!!!!!!!!


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Subject: RE: Llanstock 2001 part 3
From: Morticia
Date: 21 Sep 01 - 08:11 PM

thought you were taking Lady Penelope and presumably Parker too? Guess there isn't any room now...Pen, if you want to e-mail me, I can probably take you if you can hop on a train down here first....let me know.


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Subject: RE: Llanstock 2001 part 3
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 22 Sep 01 - 02:10 AM

No, Lady P and Parker were never in the equasion, but I'm sure they'd love the offer Morty...

Diva, I can bring my own kitchen sink, I usually do!! Mostly though, it's 16 pairs of socks and no knickers or 16 pairs of knickers and no socks!!

LTS


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Subject: RE: Llanstock 2001 part 3
From: MudGuard
Date: 22 Sep 01 - 05:49 AM

Micca, I think there is also supposed to be a bratling in the car which would make it five: Liz, bratling, Micca, Diva and me.

Forget about squeezing more than these 5 in the same car where I am in - I am 1.94m (6'4") and 110+kg (240+lb)... ;-)

Unless, of course, you drive one of these red things with two storeys...


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Subject: RE: Llanstock 2001 part 3
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 22 Sep 01 - 05:35 PM

Micca and Diva get the back seat, divided by the Berlin Wall that is Phoebe, Mudguard, you're in front, but that doesn't give you control over the radio. Luggage to a minimum please - but note that does NOT mean you just bring thongs, Speedo's, no clean pants or just the one bottle of alcohol.....

LTS


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Subject: RE: Llanstock 2001 part 3
From: MudGuard
Date: 23 Sep 01 - 03:36 AM

We will see whether I will get control over the radio. But I promise not to take control of the steering wheel! ;-)


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Subject: RE: Llanstock 2001 part 3
From: MudGuard
Date: 25 Sep 01 - 03:00 AM

Alanww, as you choose to ignore my PM, I have to go public with it:

Ok, if the amount is not the problem, I only have to find out what version of the snuff-stuff I should buy.

Problem is, none of my colleagues take the stuff, my family also does not, so I am pretty much on my own on this.

Would you prefer just one big helping of one sort or several smaller helpings of different kinds (if that is possible at all with the given price limit - you see I do not know anything about the snuff-stuff)?


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Subject: RE: Llanstock 2001 part 3
From: alanww
Date: 25 Sep 01 - 05:26 AM

Mudguard
As I said in my PM ... which presumably must have got lost somewhere in outer space ...
"We would suggest several sorts - but not menthol-based as I said before. In England a small tin/plastic container sells for about £2. So if the price is similar, perhaps six such containers would be fine - three each. I do have one German snuff at present - Bernard's Brazil, which is great. We leave it to you. The retailer should be able to advise!"
But to be even clearer Snuffy and I tend to like the flowery and possibly herbal types of snuffs, which usually have a bit of a bite to them, rather than the blow-your-head-off varieties like menthol or aniseed - but we are willing to try new ones! And we won't moan if the retailer's choice turns out not to be our own! We will still enjoy the change.

"Come fill up your glasses and let us be merry ... !"
Alan


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Subject: RE: Llanstock 2001 part 3
From: MudGuard
Date: 25 Sep 01 - 06:12 AM

Your PM must still be hiding somewhere in the darker corners of the internet - it never reached me!

Ok, now all things are clear enough for me to go to a tobacconist and ask for advice.

Looking forward to seeing you (and all the others!)

17 days to go...

MudGuard


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Subject: RE: Llanstock 2001 part 3
From: Mrs.Duck
Date: 25 Sep 01 - 07:24 AM

Bron, is the camping for tents close to the caravans or are we better having the bored one in with us?


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Subject: RE: Llanstock 2001 part 3
From: Ella who is Sooze
Date: 25 Sep 01 - 07:37 AM

how many people are camping?

E


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Subject: RE: Llanstock 2001 part 3
From: Llanfair
Date: 25 Sep 01 - 11:02 AM

Mrs Duck, the camping and caravans are close to each other by the railway, well within earshot of each other!!!
I'm getting the flyers done this week so that the locals know what's going on.
How many children are there? There's a young lady here who is a natural child entertainer, and I'm sure we can press her into service for a small consideration. She would show the bored teenagers around too. I'll ask her.
I could really do with knowing who else needs accommodation, so I can ask people here to clear floor space.
Cheers, Bron.


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Subject: RE: Llanstock 2001 part 3
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 25 Sep 01 - 02:38 PM

Hey, if it means I get an hour or so to actually sing something without the little brat putting her hand over my mouth, then no consideration is too large!!!

And Mudguard - the wallflower snuff stuff is guaranteed to make you my freind for life.... I used to go out with a hairy chap who took wallflower snuff and one sniff of it wafts me back about 16 years to when we were together.... aaahhhhhh.....

LTS


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Subject: RE: Llanstock 2001 part 3
From: MudGuard
Date: 25 Sep 01 - 05:36 PM

Liz, did you just place an order for this snuff-stuff? Wallflower-snuff-stuff? Is this a brand name?


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Subject: RE: Llanstock 2001 part 3
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 25 Sep 01 - 05:45 PM

No, and no. But if you're buying flowery snuff stuff for AlanW, then the wallflower scented stuff is very nice.... but watch out for stray tigers.

LTS


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Subject: RE: Llanstock 2001 part 3
From: KingBrilliant
Date: 26 Sep 01 - 05:08 AM

Bum poo & thuggery! We can't make it after all. Have a good time everyone.

Kris


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Subject: RE: Llanstock 2001 part 3
From: Noreen
Date: 26 Sep 01 - 03:18 PM

Shame, Kris, we'll miss you and Mark and Hammerite.

Catrin tells me this evening that she won't be coming either... but I'll keep trying to persuade her!

Noreen
wondering why anyone would want to stick a wallflower up their nose...


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Subject: RE: Llanstock 2001 part 3
From: MudGuard
Date: 27 Sep 01 - 03:06 AM

I am wondering too. A flower might be possible, but a whole wall?

T minus 15 days and counting...


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Subject: RE: Llanstock 2001 part 3
From: alanww
Date: 27 Sep 01 - 05:07 AM

Whenever I am asked "What does snuff do for you?" I say "It makes me feel randy!"

In Amsterdam there lived a maid ...!"
Alan


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Subject: RE: Llanstock 2001 part 3
From: KingBrilliant
Date: 27 Sep 01 - 05:09 AM

Alanww I can see the leer on your face as you write that!!!!!

Kris


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Subject: RE: Llanstock 2001 part 3
From: GUEST,Roger the skiffler
Date: 27 Sep 01 - 06:45 AM

Wasn't there a man (awful joke warning, read further at your own risk)who went to the doctor saying "Everytime I sneeze I have an orgasm" the doctor said:"What are you taking for it?" The man replied:"Snuff."
RtS (running and ducking for cover)


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Subject: RE: Llanstock 2001 part 3
From: Noreen
Date: 27 Sep 01 - 09:07 AM

ROTFL at you lot!

You coming to Llanstock, Roger?

MudGuard, now you see what you're encouraging...


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Subject: RE: Llanstock 2001 part 3
From: MudGuard
Date: 27 Sep 01 - 09:38 AM

For those who don't yet know me, Jeff (a/k/a Pene Azul) has just put MudGuard's Profile Page online, and a few days ago MudGuard's Photo Page. View at your own risk.


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Subject: RE: Llanstock 2001 part 3
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 27 Sep 01 - 04:34 PM

And you're in MY car??!!!!!

Whoo hooo!!!

LTS


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Subject: RE: Llanstock 2001 part 3
From: Morticia
Date: 27 Sep 01 - 04:38 PM

I should keep your bike clips on if I were you,Mudguard.


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Subject: RE: Llanstock 2001 part 3
From: Noreen
Date: 27 Sep 01 - 05:24 PM

Andreas, tha scrubs up well, lad! :0)
(trans: nice pictures)


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Subject: RE: Llanstock 2001 part 3
From: Mrs.Duck
Date: 27 Sep 01 - 05:37 PM

I do hope you ladies (???) won't be scrapping.


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Subject: RE: Llanstock 2001 part 3
From: JeZeBeL
Date: 27 Sep 01 - 05:46 PM

T minus 15 days and counting till Llanstock...T minus 16 days and coumting till my 21st Birfday!!

Hope everyone likes birthday cake!!

Bill - do you have enuff room in the car for a cake?

Can't wait to see everyone. I dont need camping space I'm being trailer trash with rather a large amount of other people....bagsie THAT corner!!

See youz all there

loads n loads n loads n loads n loads no loads of luv!!

Sori got a bit carried away, I'll go puke now!!

Emmz xxx


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Subject: RE: Llanstock 2001 part 3
From: Noreen
Date: 27 Sep 01 - 07:05 PM

Madame Duck, don't you think he could handle the three (four?) of us?? *grin*


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Subject: RE: Llanstock 2001 part 3
From: Morticia
Date: 27 Sep 01 - 07:48 PM

Don't look at me....I'm sworn off tall handsome german lads.....or so Gomez tells me....sidles off with innocent grin on mush


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Subject: RE: Llanstock 2001 part 3
From: MudGuard
Date: 28 Sep 01 - 02:35 AM

Noreen, thanks you provided the translation - I would never understand the original sentence!

3 or 4 - I thought there would be more ladies around!

Morticia, is Gomez a thing I could not handle? I could try swearing as bad as I can, perhaps Gomez fu**s off, then ;-) Or does "to swear off" mean something different ;-)

T minus 14 days ...


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Subject: RE: Llanstock 2001 part 3
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 28 Sep 01 - 02:36 AM

Just because I have no money, doesn't mean I can't window shop or go in and try things for size........

*BG*

And who you callin' a lady Ducky? Outside you, now... I though you would have known me better than that.... me, your only spiritual half sister twice removed.....

LTS


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Subject: RE: Llanstock 2001 part 3
From: Morticia
Date: 28 Sep 01 - 08:19 AM

twice removed from several hostelries as I recall.


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Subject: RE: Llanstock 2001 part 3
From: Mrs.Duck
Date: 28 Sep 01 - 01:00 PM

'scuse me while I just get the Singer out and repair my sides! Does poor Mudguard realise what he's letting himself in for or is that why he's coming ;0)


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Subject: RE: Llanstock 2001 part 3
From: lady penelope
Date: 28 Sep 01 - 02:40 PM

Mrs Duck, the universe's workings are a mystery to us all. Who knows... could be!

'Ere Mudguard, nice attempt at the old 'anglo-saxon' (swearing) but Morty means she has "sworn an oath" to stay away from the afore mentioned gentlemen.

Morty, don't I remember you actually being thrown INTO a pub once? Or was that just your version of events.........?

TTFN M'Lady P.


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Subject: RE: Llanstock 2001 part 3
From: Noreen
Date: 28 Sep 01 - 02:42 PM

Yes, Madame Duck, Mudguard is well able to take care of himself, all 7ft 6" of him, as you will soon find out! ;0)

Ee, we'll have a reet good time...

JeZeBeL, hope the cake's big enough to go round... and can we all blow out the candles please?

Noreen


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Subject: RE: Llanstock 2001 part 3
From: MudGuard
Date: 28 Sep 01 - 03:50 PM

Lady Penelope, as the ;-) smiley behind that sentence indicated I am well aware of the meaning of "to swear off". But thanks for your help anyway.

Mrs. Duck, I realise what I am going to! And I am able to take care of myself!

MudGuard


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Subject: RE: Llanstock 2001 part 3
From: Llanfair
Date: 28 Sep 01 - 06:46 PM

Two weeks tonight we will all be meeting up in the Institute!!! I can't wait!!! I'm planning the curries, flyers are being distributed to invite the neighbours in, and I'm working on a hand-drawn map for you to print off (I hope)
I'll see you all soon!!!!
Cheers, Bron.


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Subject: RE: Llanstock 2001 part 3
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 28 Sep 01 - 06:54 PM

And where am I sleeping??

LTS

Sleeping HA! - that's a laugh if the noise from the trailer trash is anything to go by from last year.....

LTS


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