BS: Give us more PUNishment! (Puns II)

Subject: RE: BS: Give us more PUNishment! (Puns II)
From: Grab
Date: 02 May 01 - 11:49 AM

Davebhoy, anyone working in electronics will know that there is a respected instrumentation-making company called Wayne-Kerr. If you don't believe me... Some ppl really don't think about these things, do they?

Graham.

Subject: RE: BS: Give us more PUNishment! (Puns II)
From: Micca
Date: 02 May 01 - 12:55 PM

Why do anarchists drink only fruit or herb teas???





Because proper tea is theft!!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Give us more PUNishment! (Puns II)
From: GUEST,PatJoe
Date: 02 May 01 - 04:08 PM

Folks this is a fable, it probably didn't happen, but read it anyway for the moral.

A certain Mr. Chan lived near the forest with his wife and little daughter Go Lee Bok. Mr. Chan had a collection of fine teak bowels. One day Mrs. Chan used some of the teak bowels to serve porridge. When Mr. Chan tried to eat the porridge he said "it's too hot". The same thing happened when Go Lee Bok tried the porridge. So Mrs. Chan suggested that they all take a walk while the porridge cooled. While they were gone a small bear entered their home and ate some of the porridge. It was so delicious he took the bowels and ran of into the forest. When the family returned and Mr. Chan discovered that his teak bowels were missing, he called the police. The police investigated and they found the foot prints of the bear. "A small bear stole your bowels" said the policeman, "see the footprints are no larger than those of a boy". The moral is; close the door when you go out. If the door wasn't open in this story, the police would not have to be looking for that boy foot bear with the teaks of Chan.

Subject: RE: BS: Give us more PUNishment! (Puns II)
From: mousethief
Date: 02 May 01 - 04:17 PM

I sure hope nobody steals my bowels. They move a lot, though.

Alex

Subject: RE: BS: Give us more PUNishment! (Puns II)
From: Mark Cohen
Date: 02 May 01 - 07:55 PM

Mary, it's Nittany Lions. Except in the College of Home Economics, I imagine.

Aloha,
Mark (a graduate of Penn State's College of Medicine, which is actually in Hershey, nowhere near Mt. Nittany and Happy Valley.)
(Not meaning to sound Paternolistic, of course)

Subject: RE: BS: Give us more PUNishment! (Puns II)
From: Art Thieme
Date: 02 May 01 - 11:58 PM

I suspect one could call a one-legged mongoloid person from Poland a Polaroid One-Step.

There was a pun I can't remember very well that involved Spanish and English. An American is trying to buy some socks in Mexico and asks a man on the street where to find them. And the answer he gets is something like, "Eso si que es."--------Of course that spells socks---S-O-C-K-S. This leads to a misunderstanding that's like a mini version of Abbott & Costello's bit about "WHOSE ON FIRST?"-----Does anyone know what "Eso si que es" means in Spanish ????

Art Thieme

Subject: RE: BS: Give us more PUNishment! (Puns II)
From: Mark Cohen
Date: 03 May 01 - 12:14 AM

Oh, Lordy, Art, that reminds me of the line that reportedly got Soupy Sales thrown off the air.

Soupy, holding up a big card with the letter A on it: "White Fang, what's this letter?"
White Fang: "A."
Soupy: "Very good!"
White Fang gets a few more letters correct.
Soupy, holding up an F: "Great! Now, White Fang, what's this letter?"
WF: "K."
Soupy: "No, White Fang, try again. What is this letter?"
WF: "K."
Soupy: "White Fang, how come every time I show you an F, you see K?"

Aloha,
Mark