BS: No Dirty Dancing in Loudoun Co, Va....

Subject: BS: No Dirty Dancing in Loudoun Co, Va....
From: Bobert
Date: 22 Oct 04 - 06:49 PM

I couldn't believe my eyes to day when I read in the Wsahington Post this morning that kids attending the Loudoun County High School Homecoming dance will have to sign a pledge to: 1. face their dance partners, 2. not engage in "freak dancing" and 3. be subject to expulsion for violating the dance codes...

Man, geeze o pete. Things getting real interesting with these neocons in control. Next up? Plaid shirts, kaki slacks and flat tops mandatory!

Give me a break...

Bobert

Subject: RE: BS: No Dirty Dancing in Loudoun Co, Va....
From: Peace
Date: 22 Oct 04 - 07:05 PM

Musn't have the kids giving vent to a vertical expression of a horizontal desire.

Subject: RE: BS: No Dirty Dancing in Loudoun Co, Va....
From: Bobert
Date: 22 Oct 04 - 07:09 PM

Yer right, brucie! I must have lost my head.

May as well just skip the dance and "rocks the shocks" in the back seat of dad's Honda...

Bobert

Subject: RE: BS: No Dirty Dancing in Loudoun Co, Va....
From: Peace
Date: 22 Oct 04 - 07:12 PM

Wot kind of American ARE you. Chevy, son, Chevy. At my age and with my back, the Honda would like to put me in traction. Never mind the rest of--well, you know--'cause that would put me in the ICU.

Subject: RE: BS: No Dirty Dancing in Loudoun Co, Va....
From: Amos
Date: 22 Oct 04 - 07:34 PM

Yeah--a flaming big Buick or better still a Willys Station Wagon with the rear box all padded up. Screw this dance stuff!! Pick up your date and head for the edge of town with a brown paper bag.

A

Subject: RE: BS: No Dirty Dancing in Loudoun Co, Va....
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 22 Oct 04 - 09:20 PM

Horizontal Folk Dancing.

Which as mostly practied, normally has the same rules..

1. face their dance partners,

2. not engage in "freak dancing" and

3. be subject to expulsion for violating the dance codes...

Robin

Subject: RE: BS: No Dirty Dancing in Loudoun Co, Va....
From: Peace
Date: 22 Oct 04 - 09:33 PM

There is a thread--or university master's thesis--for ya.

"The various uses of the American-made car in the procreative activities of the wishful teenager--why we make the choices we do."

Subject: RE: BS: No Dirty Dancing in Loudoun Co, Va....
From: Peace
Date: 22 Oct 04 - 09:34 PM

Gawd knows, I tried, but it just never did work out. Oh, Death, where IS they sting.

Subject: RE: BS: No Dirty Dancing in Loudoun Co, Va....
From: Joe_F
Date: 23 Oct 04 - 09:34 PM

"I don't do no dirty body movements." -- E. Presley

What a splendid epitaph that would make!

Subject: RE: BS: No Dirty Dancing in Loudoun Co, Va....
From: mack/misophist
Date: 23 Oct 04 - 09:40 PM

This dance sounds like a wonderful event. To boycott.

Subject: RE: BS: No Dirty Dancing in Loudoun Co, Va....
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 23 Oct 04 - 09:43 PM

Car? A friend of mine claimed to have managed it in a Lotus Elan (original shape).

Along the transmission tunnel, between the seats, be careful of the gearlever on the backswing, I'm told.